Whoo hoo! Wow, I didn't think that my second chappie would leave so many precious reviews!
Tala: Pfft! You call that a lot? Take out Kai, put me in, and let's see how many you'll get… (wink wink)
Kai: Let's see hmm…none! Maybe because that's not going to happen!
Cookeh: (sigh) I need new assistants…Anyways in brighter news thank you all for reading and actually liking my story! Your time is greatly appreciated! … (Looks over at Kai and Tala still arguing) Ray! Want to try out for the position?
Ray: Sure! Ahem…LaLaLiLu does not own Beyblade or me sadly…
Cookeh: Aww how sweet. Well anyways on with the much loved story! Don't forget to review at the end!
Tala: What difference does it make? We are still going to remind them anyways…
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-Thank yous…and other stuff-
Me: Okay I just had to take a time out and thank some people.
Tyson: That's nice. Delay our pain and suffering why don't ya?
Me: Whatever Tyson. Go lay down in a ditch or something. Anyways as I was saying, I would like to thank the following people: Silver Suzaku (Yay my story has a song!), Shadow.Cat.of.Darkness. (Yeah that's the same thing Tyson told me the other day…), lil-inu (Lol I just made up the word smexy…and suddenly more people are using it…actually I found it on my friend's journal. So what? Sue me…), the anonymous reviewer (Brooklyn is a blader who never lost until he actually faced Kai for a second time. He went crazy and psychotic after that…sorry I suck at biographies…), and last but not least Rising Phoenix. Wait how am I evil?
Tala: (Looking over the reviews) Ha! Evil! Even I could have told you that!
Me: Thanks for the love Tala.
Tala: Pfft yeah whatever…Go BlitzkreigGirl! Yeah one of 'my' fans has reviewed. In your face Kai!
Kai: Yeah right. Me? Crash into a building? That'll never happen.
Tala: You forget we have LaLaLiLu as the authoress here…
Kai: She won't do it anyways. She's too easy on people, and to top it all off she loves me way to much.
Tala: Whatever Kai! This conversation has ended! On with the story!
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-One Hell of a Class-
"Oh no" Kai said "Max I let you drag me all the way over here. But there is no way in Russia's seven hells that I'm going to let him teach me."
"Yeah I have to agree with Kai on this one." Tyson said, "Wait a second! Russia has seven hells!" Tyson nearly yelled
"Most likely it does. I mean Kai got kicked out of the main one didn't he?" Brooklyn said slyly.
The Bladebreakers minus Kai and Tyson, who was still confused by it all, bit back laughter. Kai glared daggers at Brooklyn. "So you're just jealous that I got kicked out of one and you had to stay there and suffer for all eternity huh?" Kai retorted
Brooklyn completely shrugged off the comment and laid down on his back on the teacher's desk.
"Fine Kai" Max said, "I'll try to get us another teacher…"
"Good luck with that…" Brooklyn said with his eyes closed. "I'm like one of the last ones left sadly…" he said yawning.
"You can't be serious!" Kenny nearly yelled causing Hilary to jump.
"Look guys lets just let him teach us. I mean all it is, is the basics. Nothing more." She said looking over at Kai who was slightly annoyed, "So yeah, it's not like he's actually going to be driving with us-"
"Pfft! I wanna live!" Brooklyn rudely interrupted Hilary,
Hilary sweat dropped, "There you have it. There's no way he's going to be in the car. So c'mon guys please?" She asked begging the Bladebreakers on her knees, "Besides I have a score to settle with Tyson…" She said smirking at Tyson.
Tyson was enraged. "Fine! You're on Hilary!" He said whilst he walked off into the room closely followed by Max, Kenny, Ray, Hilary, and Kai who punched Brooklyn in the stomach on his way to a seat in the back of the room.
"Oww!" Brooklyn yelled as he shot up and glared daggers at Kai who was smirking. "Why you rotten little-"
"Bologna!" Tyson randomly screamed out.
Brooklyn looked at Tyson and raised an eyebrow, "What the hell was that for?"
Tyson thought for a moment. "I don't know I guess I'm just hungry."
"When aren't you hungry Tyson?" Dizzi asked
"Well…hey!" Tyson turned around to face the computer. Hilary, Ray, Max, and Kenny laughed.
"Oh yeah. Four eyes?" Brooklyn said motioning Kenny "No computers allowed."
"But this is a laptop." Kenny said smartly
"Same damn thing. Now get rid of it before Zeus does." Brooklyn warned
Kenny looked taken aback.
"Someone needs to get their head out of their-" Dizzi didn't get to finish the sentence because Kenny closed the laptop and put it in his backpack. "Happy Brooklyn?"
"Very" Brooklyn replied with his sly smile. "Okay so I take it that you guys don't know what a car is" Max raised his hand. Brooklyn sighed, "Yes kid?"
"The name is Max. And well I know what a car is-"
"Good for you" Brooklyn cut in obviously not listening to a word Max was saying. "Now as I was saying-"
"No. As I was saying," Max said with complete esteem in making Brooklyn look stupid, "A car is a road vehicle, usually known as an automobile, which has four wheels and is powered by an internal-combustion engine. It is designed to carry a limited number of people. Usually around four or five. It is also an important means of transportation." Everyone looked at Max dumbfounded. "Or to dumb it down for you. It's the thing with 4 wheels that we're all going to run you over with once we get our license!" Ray high-fived Max and Tyson 'ooh'ed. Kenny tried his best to not laugh at the look on Brooklyn's face, which was a cross between 'I'm going to kill you' and 'What the fuck?' Hilary was looking back and forth between Brooklyn and Max while, Kai was just sitting there watching it all.
"So you think you're smart huh?" Brooklyn finally said.
"I don't think. I know." Max replied smiling.
"You know what? I'm not going to argue with you." Brooklyn said triumphantly "I'm not going to allow myself to be dragged down to your level."
"Hmph" Max said crossing his arms "And what level would that be?"
Brooklyn growled softly, "This conversation has ended!" He managed to say loudly and remain calm…in a way. "If you guys actually want to pass my class then I suggest that you shut the fuck up and let me continue my lesson!"
"Shutting…" Tyson said which got him a very annoyed look from Brooklyn.
"One more word. Just one more word out of you and your going to be spending the rest of you class days up there" he said whilst pointing at the ceiling fan.
"Oh yeah?" Tyson asked while smirking and crossing his arms "How are you going to manage that?" Let's just say that those were the wrong words for Tyson to say. Thus saying this Brooklyn did some rather violent things to him that would be deemed horrible of me to place in this fic. So let me just skip ahead a little and let's ignore the screaming and crashing sounds. Shall we?
Somewhat later-
We return to the classroom that looks peaceful and calm until you happen to look up. If you do happen of course to look up, you would see a panicking and wailing Tyson hanging by his underwear from the ceiling fan.
"C'mon Brooklyn! Let me down from here!" Tyson yelled while kicking at the air and waving his arms about. "Please? I think I just heard a crack!"
Brooklyn ignored him and looked back at the 'class'. "Anyone else want to join him?"
The 'class' which now consisted of Kenny, Kai, Max, Ray, and Hilary all shook their heads 'no' in a quick fashion.
"Good!" Brooklyn said while smiling and cocking his head to the side. (A/N: You know that innocent smile he always seems to do…) "Now I'm supposed to teach you guys how to drive a car…" He thought for a moment and then looked back at them "Do you guys really want to learn that? I mean it sounds like a total and complete waste of time." He sat on the table and swung his feet back and forth.
The class looked confused. Ray decided to speak up, so he raised his hand.
"Yes? Ying-yang." Brooklyn said while pointing at Ray.
"Actually it's Ray-"
"Yeah sure whatever."
Ray sighed. "Yes we want to learn how to drive a car unless you want us to explain to that Allowiscious guy that you don't want to teach us-"
"He doesn't really care if I teach you guys or not." Brooklyn glanced at the cracks starting to form in the ceiling because of Tyson's weight. "He only cares about the money. He has a point if you ask me…"
Ray opened his mouth to speak but was interrupted by Kai "You really love interrupting people don't you?" Kai asked unexpectedly.
Brooklyn glanced at Kai and laughed. "Hey buddy I wouldn't be taking if I were you."
"Hn" Kai waved the comment off and glanced out the window only to see a sugar high Ian running around spilling gasoline on the sidewalk by the test track. "What the fuck?"
Brooklyn rolled his eyes and looked away. "Guys! I'm really starting to get a wedgie here!" Tyson yelled but nobody seemed to pay attention.
"What's up Kai?" Ray said getting up and walking over to Kai's seat.
"I think I just saw Ian…" Kai said dumbfounded.
"You mean Ian from the Demolition Boys?" Hilary asked
"Actually it's Blitzkrieg Boys now for some odd reason…" Kai said "And yes that Ian."
Max walked over to where they were. "Kai I think you're really starting to lose it…"
"I'm not expecting you guys to believe me." Kai said flatly while crossing his arms.
"Whatever then Kai." Kenny said as he and the others returned to their seats. Kai glanced out the window and everything seemed normal. 'Maybe I was just imagining it…' he thought. He sighed and continued looking out. Ian came running back with a lighter in his hand. Kai blinked and rubbed his eyes. Tala came running behind him and grabbed the lighter from him only to have it grabbed back. They started fighting for the lighter until one of them accidentally dropped it onto the spilt gasoline on the floor. They looked at the fire that started to erupt and walked away slowly with their hands behind their backs and whistling. Kai raised an eyebrow. "I gotta stay away from windows." He said to himself.
"Wow look at that cool fire!" Kenny said amazed "Wow. Hey Kai did you see how it started?"
"No I didn't notice…"
Brooklyn sighed and got back up. "Okay how about I just pass you guys so that I won't have to see and or hear from you again?"
"That would be nice." Kai said without looking up.
"So we're just going to get in a car without knowing what to do?" Kenny asked
"Yup" Brooklyn said while looking at his hands "It's my extra special offer. Take it or leave it."
"Yeah sure. Besides you weren't really going to teach us were you?" Hilary asked
Brooklyn thought for a moment "Nope. I am paid for tormenting people like you. Besides you really think that anyone is going to actually let me near a car?"
"Good point." Ray said "So do we just walk out or what?"
"Be my guest."
The Bladebreakers got up. "Yay we're leaving! We don't get to see you again!" Tyson yelled while dangerously swinging back and forth.
"Tyson don't do that or else-" Kenny was cut off by a sudden crash of Tyson impacting with the floor.
"The ceiling fan won't support your weight and send you crashing into the floor head first." Brooklyn finished the sentence "Great timing four eyes!"
Everyone formed a circle around the unconscious Tyson. "Brooklyn! Quick get help!" Hilary motioned toward Brooklyn.
Brooklyn got out of 'the circle', walked over to the chalkboard, and grabbed two erasers. "You didn't actually think that I was going to do that did you?" He looked at Hilary and then at Tyson.
"What are you going to do with those?" Max asked curiously pointing at the erasers Brooklyn had in his hand.
Brooklyn smirked "You'll see," He said as he chucked the two erasers at Tyson's head.
"Oh yeah that was completely brilliant Einstein. Did you get that move copyrighted yet?" Kai said in complete and utter sarcasm.
"Hey it worked on Hiro…" Brooklyn said shrugging. When suddenly Tyson shot up. He ran over to Brooklyn and started yelling quickly while pointing at him accusingly, "What do you mean it worked on Hiro! I'm perfectly fine! Why can't you guys accept that? You know what I think you are? I think you're all…you're all…" Was all that he managed toyell before he lost all consciousness and slammed back down on the floor.
"Did I mention how happy I am that I'm not riding with you guys in the car?" Brooklyn said to no one but himself as he made his way over to the desk, laid down, and closed his eyes.
Max and Ray sighed as they picked up Tyson by the feet and hands and carried him out the door. Kenny and Hilary walked out talking about wanting to drive while Kai was the one who left last leaving Brooklyn a little 'present'.
"You don't know what you're going to be missing out on." Kai said as he punched Brooklyn in the stomach and made his way out.
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Cookeh: Wow I can't believe I'm actually done…
Brooklyn: Why did Kai get free hits at me?
Cookeh: (shrugs) I don't know. I guess it's because I'm doing an rp as my oc…who wuvs him like hell…so yeah…
Brooklyn: That doesn't explain much you know.
Cookeh: Meh at least I tried. Hey where's Tala and Kai?
Brooklyn: I thought you didn't want them around…
Cookeh: (teary eyed) But it's so quiet without them!
Brooklyn: Whatever. Review people!