I've had to rewrite this chapter and the next like 50 billion times! And quite frankly I'm getting pretty tired of it. So I deleted the next chapter, had a huge plot turn over, and changed the whole idea of this stupid chapter!
Tyson: Wow you're actually doing work.
Cookeh: Shut Up! Jeez..
Max: Why did you have to rewrite it for?
Cookeh: Cuz it sucks like hell! At first this chapter wasn't even supposed to exist. But then I thought about what the readers would want and…argh! Lets just say this is the chapter that'll hopefully save me from the grief and misery later on.
Ray: …It's better not to ask right?
Cookeh: Ditto. Disclaimer please.
Max: This is the first time ever that I'm happy that LaLaLiLu doesn't own me…or Draciel for that matter…
Cookeh: (sighs) Where the hell is Tala and Kai when you need them?
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-Thank yous…and other stuff-
Tyson: Okay once again with this meaningless interruption. What's wrong with you!
TCO: (sighs) No one asked you to stick around. Well you guys know the drill. This is where I thank you reviewers…and…well stuff. Here ya go: Rising Pheonix (Yeah sorry about the name error. My computer auto corrects things when I type them in and press space. Hopefully it won't do it this time.), Echo in the Dark (lol Thanks for the review. Yeah I just had to add Tala and Ian looking all innocent), Silver Suzaku (Hurting people physically is the best kind of fun. Emotionally makes you feel sorry for them.), Reis1Gurl (Hey! Ray is my man! Lol nah j/p Kai's the only guy for me. Thanks for reading and reviewing. Yeah people really seem to like the Ian and Tala part…), VGMaster04 ( Thanks for the review. Yeah even though this chapter sucks…its still counted for updating right?), SandraZaniteZanitiy (…did you know that your pen name is a tongue twister? Thanks for the review!), Kairi Hiwatari1015 (lol Whoa calm down. Yes I guess I missed you too. Get online more often! …Or maybe I gotta get online more often…), BlitzkriegGirl (Happy late birthday! I added you to my profile thingy if you don't mind. That made no sense did it? Too bad Kai and Tala aren't around to read that. Aww man! And I was going to make them sing happy birthday to you too…)
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-Here birdy birdy birdy…-
Ray and Max continued to carry an unconscious Tyson out onto the test track. Kai, Hilary, and Kenny were following closely behind. Max grunted as he tightened his grip on Tyson's feet, "Man, who would've thought that Tyson would weigh this much?"
Ray agreed, "Yeah. Hey! Why aren't you guys help-"
At that moment he lost his grip on Tyson's hands and sent him colliding with the floor, again.
Max gasped and Kai rolled his eyes, " He can't suffer more damage than what he already has. So stop acting like the world is about to end."
Ray looked at Kai and hesitated a little before picking Tyson up by the arms again. Suddenly a girl who appeared to be one of the people who worked there, walked up to them. She had waist length hair tied into two pig-tails, a blue mini skirt, black sneakers, and a black baggy shirt. Ray and Max set Tyson down and rubbed their sore arms.
"New bladers taking lessons?" She asked
"Umm…Yeah…" Kenny said a little unsurely.
She laughed, "Whatever." She spread her arms wide, "Welcome to hell! Where your realities become dreams and vice versa! I am your host, Mackenzie! We are not to blame for any head, brain, or bodily injuries! If any of these instances happen then it's probably because you shouldn't deserve to drive!" She shoved her notebook and pen at Kenny, "If you agree with me please sign here, here, and most importantly here!" Kenny did as he was told only to have the notebook yanked away by Mackenzie, "Thank you! Now enjoy hell and have a pleasant stay!"
Max held back laughter. Kai, on the other hand, wasn't fazed by the little act. "That's not what you're supposed to say is it?"
Mackenzie shrugged, "Who cares?"
Ray crossed his arms, "Are you even allowed to say all that and force Kenny to sign that?"
"Hey blondie, he had the power of free will and he could have denied it if he wanted to!" She said whilst she glared at Ray.
Ray took a strand of his hair, "Does this look like blonde to you!"
"She's obviously color blind." Hilary sneered, " Look can you just tell us where we can get a car and start driving?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Mackenzie sighed and started to write down things in her notebook, "Okay, first. Who was your teacher?"
Everyone raised an eyebrow.
"Well…"
"Why do you need to know?" Max asked slowly
"Jeez what a bunch of idiots" She muttered as she smacked herself on the forehead, "Just tell me. It's not that hard!"
"Brooklyn" Kai said flatly
"Okay. See now that wasn't hard, was it?" She motioned towards Kai, who looked away, "So where is he?"
"Where's who?" Ray asked
Mackenzie was losing her patience, "Brooklyn!"
"Umm…in his classroom I guess…"
"Well he has to be out here with you. New company policy. Teachers have to ride in the cars with the students. No more different teacher to drive with crap…"
"What?" Kenny yelled, "When was this approved?"
"Umm.." Mackenzie looked at her cell phone, "Like 10 minutes ago. Why?"
Suddenly Max started laughing hysterically, "I get it! It's another one of your twisted jokes!" he said while wiping a fake tear from his eyes and punched her playfully on the arm, "You really know how to fool people huh? You're very funny!"
Max started earning stares from his teammates when suddenly Mackenzie started laughing right along with him. "You know what's funny? If you guys don't get Brooklyn right now," she stopped laughing abruptly, "You're losing the $180 dollars that you paid for the god damn lessons!"
Max stepped back, confusion and fear in his eyes.
"You can't expect us to ride in the same car with that retard!" Hilary yelled in frustration
"Oh really? Well you're not far from being one yourself doll." Mackenzie smirked at the look on Hilary's face. Hilary lunged herself at Mackenzie but was held back by Kai and Ray.
"Grr. Let me at her!" Hilary yelled
"No, you might do something that you'll regret later!" Ray said while tightening his hold on her.
"Yeah. Down, bitch, down." Mackenzie said before cracking up.
"You should apologize" Kenny said while adjusting his glasses
"Oh yeah? Well you should get Brooklyn." Mackenzie said glancing at Kenny
"Apoli-"
"Now!" Mackenzie yelled as she pointed back towards the door. Kenny looked at the door and back at Mackenzie.
"Don't yell at him like that!" Max yelled at her, "What gives you the authority to do that?"
"What gives him the authority to tell me to apologize to the brat?" Mackenzie said simply pointing to Hilary who growled at her.
Max sighed and looked over at Kenny with a hopeless expression on his face. Kenny decided to speak up, "Look, even if we did get Brooklyn it's not like he would come over here and get in the car willingly."
"Oh" Mackenzie said simply and then looked at Kenny, "Why didn't you say that before?"
Anime fall on the Bladebreakers part, minus Tyson that is. "You aren't the brightest bulb are you?"
"Well if I was do you think I'd be working here?" Mackenzie smiled innocently at Ray, "Well back to the subject. I say we lure him out here…"
"But how?" Kenny wondered out loud
They all started to think on how to get Brooklyn to come out. Everyone except Hilary and Kai. Hilary was planning revenge while Kai was being…well Kai. Can't expect much more from him, can we? Mackenzie glanced at Kai, Ray, and then at the car that they were assigned to.
"Hey, guys! I think I have an idea. But you'll have to work with me on this…"
.:sometime later:.
"Aww that costume looks so cute on you Kai!" Hilary screeched
"Shut up or I'll smite you!" Kai nearly yelled while glaring at everyone else, "Remind me. Why?"
"Cause we paid to get driving lessons and the only was we're going to get them is if Brooklyn comes out here." Max stated
"The only was we're going to get him to come out here is if there's a animal in trouble. In this case a bird." Kenny continued
"A.k.a, you" Mackenzie finished with a huge smile on her face, "Oh and Hilary, don't scream like that again." (A/N: If you guys haven't noticed it by now…Kai is in a huge bird costume…Why am I being mean to him? If anyone wants to find out how we got him in the costume then just review and tell me. I doubt that some of you are even reading this far…)
"Why?"
"Cause then it'll be obvious that we're up to something." Ray said while preparing his plastic gun, "And we can't afford having someone find out…literally."
"Why literally?" Hilary asked
"Cause we're all out of ideas. If this doesn't work, then we lose all the money we put into the stupid lessons."
"Wh-"
"Ask 'why' again and I'm going to bust a cap up your ass."
"Ray, that's not even a real gun." Hilary stated
"So?"
Hilary sighed and Mackenzie rolled her eyes, "Okay, so do we have to go over the plan again?"
"No we don't" Kai said sternly, "Can we just get this over with so I can get out of this degrading suit?"
Mackenzie smirked, "Fine. Everyone to your places!"
Ray and Kenny dragged Kai over to the car and forced him to stand beside it. Kenny signaled Max to begin screaming hysterically.
"Help Help! Someone. Is. Stealing. My. Pet. Bird. Oh. Help!" Max yelled unprofessionally. Ray sighed heavily. This was going to take longer that he thought. Max continued yelling the same line for 20 minutes and got no response. Mackenzie was lying down on the grass sleeping and Hilary was about to join her. Max was severely getting pissed off. He picked a rock up off the floor and threw it at Brooklyn's window.
"Hey you fucking ass motha fucker! Get your ass down here and help me get my fucking bird!", he yelled at the top of his lungs. Everyone looked at Max dumbstruck and then looked up at the broken window. Brooklyn appeared at the window, "What the hell is your problem?"
Max was panting heavily, " You see that fucking asshole right there?", he pointed at Ray who was holding Kai at gun point, "He stole my stupid ass pet bird" , he pointed at a very annoyed Kai in a huge bird costume, "now I suggest you get your ass down here and help me save my god dammed bird before I go up there and go straight up, New York-style on your ass!"
"Oh Mi God! I'll save you poor bird!" Brooklyn yelled as he disappeared from the window and appeared in front of the back door faster than a blink of an eye. "Unhand him you foul beast!"
"Never!" Ray yelled as he put an arm around Kai's neck and pushed the gun harder against his temple.
"Ray.." Kai muttered
"Oh yeah, sorry" Ray muttered back as he pulled the gun away a little.
"What has that poor, defenseless bird ever done to you!" Brooklyn demanded
"Pfft defenseless" Ray muttered which earned him a glare from Kai, "Umm…I mean he pooped on my head while he was flying over me!"
"So? It's nature."
"It's disgusting!" Ray yelled nearly choking Kai
"Ray…" Kai warned, "Try to kill me again and I swear I'm going to make you infertile."
"…yeah" Ray said slowly but unsurely
Brooklyn took one step toward Ray and the 'bird', "Hand him over!"
"Take one more step and Birdy here gets it." Ray took a step back and forced Kai to do so as well.
"I'm warning you. You don't wanna see me get ugly." Brooklyn stated sternly
"Aww crap he can get ugly!" Ray muttered and started to get nervous. He pushed Kai aside so that he fell in the back seat of the car, "There goes birdy!" he yelled before running off and hiding behind Max.
Brooklyn raised an eyebrow and went over to the opened door, "There you are. Are you okay poor thing?"
Kai was lying back on the seat trying to get up, but the suit made it hard. He looked at Brooklyn as if he was about to kill him any second, "What do you think fuck head?"
Brooklyn turned to Max, "You didn't tell me the bird could talk! She's so awesome."
Kai's left eye twitched, Ray held back a laugh and Max sweat dropped, "Actually it's a he. Not a she."
"Oh…what species?" Brooklyn asked smiling widely
"Umm. Parrot. You see I taught him to say all that."
"Isn't he too big to be a parrot?" Hilary budded in.
Max glared at Hilary, "Oh did I say parrot? I meant um the large, cocky, gay breasted pigeon of Antarctica…" Brooklyn raised an eyebrow at Max, "What?"
"Gay breasted?" Brooklyn repeated
"Pigeon?" Hilary added
"Of Antarctica! Damn Max that isn't even believable!" Ray nearly yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Oh my god really?" Brooklyn yelled as he turned back to the bird, "Those are one of the most endangered birds in the world. You should be lucky you have one!"
"Excuse me?" Max asked in astonishment
"Yeah, you didn't know that?" Brooklyn glanced at Max, "The reason that they're endangered is because they don't mate with females-"
"Then how do the offspring exist?' Hilary interrupted, "You know. Cause everything needs a male and a female to reproduce."
"Scientists still haven't figured that part out yet." Brooklyn turned his sight back to Kai and started to rub his belly, "They have a theory that males can get pregnant somehow…"
Kai by now was furious. "I'm not your fucking gay bird you fucking fuck head!" he yelled as he kicked Brooklyn's arm away
Brooklyn held his hurt arm, "You know, he sounds kinda like Kai…"
"Umm…" Ray started
"Yeah!" Max yelled, "That's why we named him Kai. You know after Kai…cause of the voice…and the thing…" Max was so confused by now it wasn't even funny. Brooklyn wasn't convinced.
"I knew we should've put Kenny in the costume." Ray thought out loud. Hilary and Max covered Ray's mouth and hoped to death that Brooklyn didn't hear what he just said.
"What do you mean by costume?" Brooklyn asked now suspicious, this really ruined all hope of getting him in the car. He started inching closer to the gang-minus Kai and Kenny.
"Umm he means…Oh my god look at that!" Hilary yelled and pointed behind Brooklyn
Brooklyn turned around only to be hit by a metal pole. Once he hit the floor, Kenny chucked the pole at Ray but missed, "Ray you're so stupid! I mean who does that?"
Everyone looked at Kenny amazed, even Kai, "Did you actually knock him out?" Max asked slowly
"Yes as a matter of fact I did." Kenny said while adjusting his glasses on his head.
Hilary ran over to Kenny and hugged him tight, "Oh my god Kenny I'm so happy for you! You finally learned how to defend yourself!"
Kenny started turning blue, "Hilary…"
"Hilary let go of him jeez!" Ray yelled at Hilary, "Besides don't you think that we should get Brooklyn in the car before he regains consciousness?"
Everyone nodded and duck taped Brooklyn in the passenger seat of the test car.
"Guys?" Kai said annoyed
"Uh yeah Kai?" Ray responded
"Get me out of here!"
Ray smirked and started to pull the over grown bird out of the car, "Dang Kai you're really heavy."
"If you drop me I swear I will-" Ray's hands slipped and sent Kai colliding with the floor, "RAY!"
"Oops" Ray said innocently and helped Kai up off the floor. Once up Kai started to take the suit off. Ray went over to Max and the others. "Hey guys, what are we going to do about Tyson?"
"Good question." Kenny stated
"Put him in the trunk." Hilary said a little too happily, which earned her a few stares.
"Works for me." Max said as he and Ray headed over to Tyson who was still lying unconscious on the floor. Max and Ray picked him up and stuffed him in the trunk. Max looked over at Kai once they were done, "Kai, how long is it going to take you to get out of that suit?"
Kai was tugging at the edges, "I can't." he grunted
"What do you mean you can't?" Ray smiled
"It's stuck on me."
"Hilary and Kenny held back laughter but Kai didn't notice. Max looked like he was about to burst any minute, "Kai, why don't you just get in the car like that and hopefully it'll come off later." Ray said while looking at the floor trying to hide his amusement
"I want it off now!" Kai said as he glared at Ray
"Well we could always pour butter down your suit…" Max began
"I'll wait." Kai sulked as he headed toward the car and got in. the others followed and Ray got in the drivers seat. Once they all closed the doors and locked it, Brooklyn woke up.
"Huh? Oww my head…hurts…"
"You can thank the chief for that." Max added while high-fiving the chief.
"Wha?" Brooklyn tried to move his hands but couldn't, "What the fuck?"
"Yeah you see buddy," Ray said as he patted Brooklyn on his taped up hands, "We're taking these lessons whether you like it or not."
"You didn't have to tape my arms to the arm rests you know!"
Ray thought for a moment, "Yes we did actually. Enjoy the ride!" He turned the key in the ignition and drove off.
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Cookeh: 3023 mother flippin words!
Ray: Seriously? Damn
Cookeh: Well tell me if you guys hated it. I won't blame you if you do. Oh and for you people that hate OC's, this is the last chapter that's going to have one.
Max: I'll be your number one with a bullet! A loaded gun complex cock it and pull it!
Ray: Max stop singing!
Cookeh: Hey! I like that song so poo on you!
Ray: (sigh) Well review people!