I'm back! Thanks 4 the reviews. Reviews make me feel special. Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah (Yes it is spelled with a C), Happy Kwanza, and Happy Rshasama (sorry if I spelled that wrong). Here's chapie 3!
Disclaimer: Come on! It's the holiday season. Would you really sue me during the holiday season when you know I don't own DBZ?
"Wake up now or no breakfast!" Chi-chi yelled smacking all the boys awake with her frying-pan-of-doom.
"Yikes! I'm up, I'm up!" yelped Gohan as he ran towards the shower.
Trunks bolted upright in his bed.
"Wait no Gohan!" Trunks yelled trying to beat Gohan to the bathroom. It was too late.
"Oh, man! He's gonna leave hair in the shower!" Trunks complained.
When Gohan came out squeaky clean it was Trunks turn to go in. Trunks stepped in to the Bathroom cautiously. He stripped off his clothes and stepped into the shower. 'This isn't so bad' Trunks thought. He turned on the water. Strangely the water felt hairy. When trunks looked up he was horrified. Small bits of Black hair were coming out of the spout. He took a step back only to step on a wad of black hair that was clogging up the drain.
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" Trunks screamed like a little girl as he ran out of the bathroom.
"What's wrong?" Chi-chi angrily asked.
Trunks turned to Chi-chi still screaming like a little girl.
Chi-chi grunted and took the plunger and took the hair out. She threw Trunks in the empty tub and began to run very hot water.
"Eek!" yelped Trunks after the water touched his skin.
Chi-chi took out a pink sponge (A/N: that looks like a sponge but feels like a brick) and scrubbed Trunks down. You could hear Trunks screams from inside the bedroom.
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"Hey, Goten what's that?" Gohan asked his half sleeping brother.
"I don't know." Goten yawned going back to sleep. Suddenly a very, very angry Chi-chi burst through the door.
"Goten!" Chi-chi yelled grabbing Goten by the ear.
She swung him around before throwing him into Trunk's dirty bath-water still in his PJs. Trunks who was fully dressed in Black Jeans and a white over-sized T-shirt pointed at the soaked Goten and laughed.
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They ran down stairs to find that their gifts had been completely wrapped with bows and tags saying to and from. Everyone stared at Chi-chi. There had to be at least 30 gifts. How did she do all of this in one night without super-speed? Chi-chi shrugged and tossed everyone a to-go breakfast.
"W-what is this?" Goten almost cried.
He was used to tons of food on his plate not one tiny package of food.
"Well since you guys where taking so long getting dressed I decided to make a to-go breakfast so we won't be late." Chi-chi said.
"B-but the party doesn't start until 3:00pm, it is 10:00am!" Goten whined.
"Well we're not flying!"
Everyone gasped.
"Yep, I want to make a good impression on my daughter-in-law! So we're taking a Jet-flier! Gohan's driving!" Chi-chi said nodding her head.
Gohan hadn't heard anything after "we're not flying"
"Well, come on Gohan into the jet!" Chi-chi said handing Gohan a capsule.
"W-what?" Gohan stuttered.
Chi-chi rolled her eyes. "You're driving the jet to Videl's mansion!" Chi-chi angrily snapped.
"But I don't know how to drive!" Gohan protested dropping the capsule.
"Well now is a good time to learn! You have to impress Videl before you can get my Grandbabies!" Chi-chi argued shoving the capsule back into Gohan's hand.
Gohan sighed before putting on his dark blue jacket. Trunks and Goten snickered at Gohan while silently zippering their jackets.
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"GOHAN DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO FLY A JET!" Trunks screamed holding on for his dear life.
"I told you I can't drive!" Gohan snapped.
They had to be going at least 900mph. Gohan probably would have gotten smacked by Chi-chi by now but she was too busy dreaming about Grandchildren. Goten's eyes couldn't stay open from Gohan's bad driving and the snowflakes flying into his irritated eyes. Goten took out his to-go breakfast and tried to toss it in his mouth but it flew out of the jet and into the frosty air.
"NOOO, MY FOOD!" Goten yelled jumping out of the jet.
"Goten! Your mom said no flying and I don't want to be hit with a frying pan!" Trunks yelled grabbing Goten's orange jacket and pulling it back into the jet.
"SLOW DOWN GOHAN!" Trunks yelled.
"I'm trying! I'm pushing the breaks but it won't work!" Gohan explained.
Trunks looked down to Gohan's feet.
"You moron, you've been pushing the gas!" Trunks yelled.
"Oops!" Gohan said slamming the breaks.
Trunks had almost fallen out of the jet. 'Maybe it's not too late to jump out and attempt my death.' Trunks grumpily thought.
"Don't be such a Grinch!" Goten teased.
"Hey I'm not the one who lost my breakfast!" Trunks snapped.
Goten was about to morn over his long-lost-food but was interrupted by Chi-chi's ramblings.
"I wonder what they're gonna look like?" Chi-chi wondered aloud.
Now they were going at a much slower speed but were still about an hour away from the Satan mansion. Goten and Trunks began to sing their version of the Ukrainian Bell Carol.
"I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers. I wear paper hats! Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding fries are done, Ding fries are done, Ding fries are done, Ding fries are done! I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run! Don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts! Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Where is the bell? Wait for the bell. Can't hear the bell. Where is the bell? Ding fries are done, Ding fries are done, Ding fries are done, Ding fries are done! I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers. I wear paper hats! Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding fries are done, Ding fries are done, Ding fries are done, Ding fries are done, Ding fries are done!" (A/N: I don't own that song either I have no idea who does though) Trunks and Goten sang.
Gohan gripped the stirring wheel tightly.
"Would you two cut it out!" Gohan asked greatly annoyed.
Goten and Trunks sang even louder.
"Mom, make them stop!" Gohan complained.
Her response was: "I wonder if it'll be a girl or a boy?"
Gohan gripped the stirring wheel so hard that is snapped into two.
"And a partridge in a pear tree!" Goten sang as they went in for a crash landing.
No one was harmed from the crash. Not even Chi-chi who was still dreaming about her grandkids. Trunks brushed the snow off his lavender jacket.
"What luck!" Trunks said pointing to Videl's mansion that seemed to be only 100 miles away.
"B-but I wanted Gohan to impress her with his driving skills!" Chi-chi almost cried.
"Gohan would have killed her with his driving skills" Trunks said before grabbing her and zooming towards the mansion.
Poor Goten was left with the gifts.
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RING, RING!
"Miss Satan, Another guest is here!" said an over excited butler.
Videl straightened her loop belt (A/N: You know… the belt made out of circles.) and turned to the door. When she opened it she was pretty surprised to find Gohan and some others looking a little weary. A little boy in an orange jacket fell forward dropping all of the gifts he was holding. Videl blinked twice before realizing that the boy was Gohan's brother, Gollum, or Gotan whatever.
"Hi, Gotan!" Videl chirped.
"It's Goten." Goten mumbled struggling to get for beneath the gifts.
All most like magic another little boy appeared in front of Videl
"And I'm Trunks!" Trunks said.
"And I'm Chi-chi Gohan's mother." Said a woman in a yellow and purple winter dress and black hair tied into a bun. "Are you going to bare my grandbabies?"
"Ah, my mom's some joker!" Gohan nervously chuckled pushing his mother out the way.
Videl raised one eye-brow but decided to dismiss it.
"Gohan!" yelled Erasa caring two life sized cookies of Mr. Satan. "Happy Holidays!" Erasa said cheerfully. "Is that your brother and his friend?" asked Erasa a little disappointed pointing at Goten and Trunks.
"Yep." Gohan responded.
"Oh, I was hoping they were bigger than this. They'll never finish the life-sized Mr. Satan cookies I got them."
Goten twitched in the sight of the cookies. He hadn't had any breakfast and he was dangerously hungry.
"RAHH!" Goten screamed as he pounced on the cookie and viciously ripped its head off.
Erasa and Videl stared at Goten in sheer terror as Goten ripped and swallowed more of the Mr. Satan cookie's limbs.
"Goten where are your manners? You're ruining my chances of Grandbabies!" Chi-chi scolded taking out the frying-pan-of-doom from a suitcase.
Goten backed off of the cookie which only a very chewed up boot was left.
"I'll just take mine!" Trunks said taking the other cookie Erasa had.
He'd finished it in 5 bites.
"W-what are these children?" Erasa nervously asked.
"Well anyway here are our luggage and gifts." said Gohan handing Videl the huge pile.
She fell down underneath the weight of the bags. 'Now I know how Goten must have felt.' Videl grumpily thought. 3 maids and butlers later came to take away the bags.
"Well everyone's in the dinning room." Videl said dusting her long white turtle neck sweater "Follow me."
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Inside the dining room Sharpener was standing under the missile-toe, Mr. Satan was bragging about beating cell. No one seemed to be listening to him anymore except a little girl who looked to be about 6 years old with black hair and blue eyes and a boy who looked to be about 9 years old with a black hair in a buzz cut and blue eyes. Two other adults with the same black hair (but the man had violet eyes) drank eggnog.
"Those must the Satan's Gohan told us about" Trunks whispered into Goten's ear.
The little girl saw the boys and leaped into the air. She faked punched just too scary them but they hadn't flinched.
"You're weird, I'm hex." Hex said.
The boy leaped into the air after her doing a few flips before landing.
"I'm Demon!" Demon said. (A/N: Satan is the devil, Videl is devil scrambled, Hex means hell, and demon… well do I really have to tell you that one?)
"I'm Trunks."
"And I'm Goten."
"Well do you know martial arts? Of course we do because our uncle is Mr. Satan the world savior and we have his blood running through our veins…" Hex said in one breath.
She was interrupted by Trunks who had socked her gently in the stomach. Still the bow was powerful enough to send her a couple of yards backwards.
"Does that answer your question?" Trunks asked.
"Trunks you can't hit a girl!" Goten protested
"Why not?"
"Cause they're weaker!"
This statement annoyed Heck out of Hex. She ran up to Goten and kicked him in the face hard enough so that Goten's head actually turned.
"Weak huh? I'm stronger than you aren't I?"
Trunks held back a laugh.
"Well not really" Goten innocently said.
Hex yelled in frustration and stormed away. They would regret making her angry.
"So you weakling like to spar sometime?" Demon asked.
Trunks couldn't hold it in much longer.
"You want to spar with me! Man Goten's mom is stronger than you!" Trunks laughed loudly.
Goten had joined him too. Soon both boys were rolling on the ground laughing like idiots. Demon would have to help Hex out with her revenge plan.
"You must be Gohan Videl's new friend." Demon's and Hex's mother said snobbishly.
'Why on earth would she be hanging around such a weakling' she thought giving Gohan a very jugging look.
"Come Gohan, She can be very judgmental" Videl whispered tugging on Gohan's arm.
"You can get from under the missile-toe cause I'm never gonna join you Sharpener!" Videl spat at a very disappointed Sharpener.
Chi-chi grabbed Gohan's shirt and pulled him close to her.
"She's already protecting you! See she is going to bare your children… so when are you gonna marry her?" Chi-chi whispered into Gohan's ear.
"AH!" Gohan shrieked (like a man) backing away from is grandchildren obsessed mother. "Why'd you think I want to do that?" Gohan said nervously.
Videl rolled her eyes. She had just met Chi-chi and she was already used to her grandchildren ramblings.
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Days had gone by and now it was the day before Christmas Eve. Trunks and Goten were enjoying a playful snowball fight out side. Trunks held onto his light blue hat as he ducked a speeding snowball. He grabbed a huge snowball and threw it at Goten. Goten was hit and sent flying back into his snow fort.
"Ha, ha, Trunks you got me good! Now it's my turn!" Goten said loading his hands.
In three seconds Goten had thrown 1000 snowballs at Trunks most of them connecting.
When Goten stopped Only Trunks head was visible from underneath the snow.
"Oops! Sorry Trunks!" Goten said scratching the back of his head.
Trunks got out the pile and readied him-self for battle. A snow ball was thrown to the Back of Goten's head.
"Girls are weak huh?" Hex said as she threw another snowball at Goten's face.
"Us against you guys!" Demon said reading a snowball.
Trunks and Goten exchanged glances before Trunks threw two snow
balls at Demon's and Hex's gut. They landed in with a thump in a snow bank.
"Oh…" Hex moaned.
She was buried in snow and her face barely showed. Suddenly Trunks appeared above her.
"Trunks, I can't get out, help me!" Hex explained struggling under the snow.
Instead of helping her Trunks covered her face and mouth with snow and walked off.
"Grrr…" Hex growled underneath the deep snow.
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"Wow there's so many Christmas decorations here!" Gohan said in amazement.
"Yeah it's kind of sickening…" Videl said looking at around.
She kind of over did it.
"No… it's beautiful! We've never had enough money to do anything like this…" Gohan said looking around.
Videl chuckled at Gohan. He looked so innocent. She barely noticed what they were walking under.
"Stop right there!" Chi-chi said coming out of now where. "Look up."
And when they did the both turned deep red. It was the evil misille-toe
"Well go on!" Chi-chi encouraged.
Gohan took a deep breath and leaned forward. Videl eyes widened with shock but she didn't fight it. In fact she kind of wanted it. Their lips brushed each others shyly but so they made the kiss deeper. Goten and Trunks walked in on their tender moment.
"AHHHH! MY EYES THEY BURN!" Trunks screamed covering his eyes while rolling on the ground in agony.
"THIS WRONG! SO WRONG! IN SO MANY WAYS!" Goten screamed in agony as he fell to his knees.
Videl raised an eyebrow. A little Goten and Trunks torture couldn't hurt anyone. She grabbed Gohan by the collar and pulled him in for a deep kiss.
"AHHH!" Trunks and Goten screamed covering their eyes.
Videl inserted her tongue into Gohan's mouth.
"NOOO!" Goten screamed banging his head against the wall.
Goten and Trunks dashed out of the room at super human speed not caring that Videl was watching.
"W-what, where'd they go?" Videl asked dumbfounded pushing Gohan away.
Gohan was still stunned at what Videl had done. He panted slowly not wanting his Saiyan instincts to take over him. Chi-chi couldn't stop jumping up and down chanting
"Grandbabies!"
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Christmas Eve… It was Christmas Eve! Trunks couldn't believe it. He brought out his gifts and flew down to the tree. Goten had gotten there before him and had stuffed his gifts under the massive tree. When Trunks turned around there was Goten wearing a Santa Claus hat.
"I'm Santa's helper!" Goten chirped.
In a millisecond Goten had put up all of the stockings and made Santa chocolate chip cookies that didn't taste like ass!
"Wow Goten you sure are obsessed!" Trunks giggled.
"You don't want to be on Santa's bad list do you?" Goten asked setting up a red chair for Santa to enjoy his snack in.
Trunks eyes widened before he helped with whatever possible. The risk of losing his presents were too great.
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That night there was a big dinner. Everyone laughed and celebrated. Trunks and Goten where being good little boys for the first time this year. They brought out food and helped set the tables and gave people refills. Mr. Satan had gotten very drunk and poor chi-chi had to listen to the big oaf brag about him being the strongest in the world
"Please can't you talk about anything else?" Chi-chi asked covering her ears.
"You know that reminds me of hic the time I beat cell! Have I ever told you the hic story?" Mr. Satan asked.
"Yes!" Chi-chi and Videl yelled not wanting to hear it again.
"No, of course not Uncle Satan!" Hex innocently said.
"Aw, she deserves to hear the story too!" Erasa said out of sympathy.
"Erasa she's heard the story more times that I have!" Videl hissed in Erasa's ear
"Oh, let Mr. Satan tell the story!" Sharpener said crossing his arms.
"Well…" Mr. Satan started "After the blond guy's son was defeated I stepped into the ring. Hic Cell had killed that blonde guy's son. And I said Even if he's the son of the biggest loser I've ever met he's still a human and I won't let you kill anymore humans! And I jumped back into the ring despite my badly aching stomach. Hic then Cell threw these missile hic things at me but I threw rocks at them and they exploded when the hic rocks touched. I said I knew cell was a fraud! Cell was hic so dumbstruck he couldn't move hic a muscle! So I ran after him and kicked him in the face. Hic Almost all of his teeth came out then I punched him so hard in the hic gut that my hand when through him instantly killing him. Hic and that stupid hic blond guy said I was gonna hic lose HA!"
It took all of Gohan's will power not to argue with Mr. Satan.
"Wow Mr. Satan you're the best!" Erasa cheered.
It was going to be a long night.
Another Chapie… oh and I'm going to Put some Chanukah in this too. Sorry if I get this wrong. I'm not Jewish. I'm getting my info from one of my friends