WOW! You guys actually LIKE IT! Are you serious? WOW! AWESOME! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING :)Thank You! This chapter is a bit more...calm in a way and a bit more random...
"AH! WE HAVE TO GET TO THE RENUION!" Kadaj screamed as he, Yazoo, and Loz decided to ditch a few fangirls. Crazy fangirls..
"PLAN B!" Loz shouted. "I think we'll have to resort too...CROSSDRESSING!" Loz said as the three ran into the wall market dress shop. The same one where Cloud had to go in order to do save Tifa.
"I'm NOT going to dress up as a women!" Kadaj said as the girls where coming nearer.
"It's last resort?" Yazoo said as the girls where less then ten feet away from them.
"Hey! Do you need a dress? Are you more of those weird men who keeps asking for one?" The shop keeper asked.
"..."
"Alright, none of this gets out to ANYBODY ok?" Kadaj said as the other two nodded.
"MUHAHAHAHA!" Yuffie said as she stormed into the room holding a pair of scissors, Yuffie looked very menacingly at Vincent and Reno in particular...Yuffie then went to Vincent and held the scissors only a nano millimeter above his hair before Vincent grabbed her hand and the scissors.
"Don't. Touch. The. Hair." Vincent said darkly and simply. Yuffie grinned innocently and nervously as Vincent let go of her hand. Yuffie loved to annoy Vincent, but he could get scary...
"Tee hee?" Yuffie squeaked. Next Target: Reno.
"Yeah...Your hair is really long...Are you supposed to be a vampire?" Cloud asked.
"No."
"Oh...Are you sure? We found you in a coffin after all...And you kindda act like one..."
"Yes.I had to act like I was dead and I paying for my sins."
"Oh. Ok, whatever, but are you really really really sure?"
"Yes."
"Are you really really really really really really really really reall real--"
"YES CLOUD! I"M SURE I"M NOT A VAMPIRE!" Vincent yelled.
"At least you're not dead! Seriously! People don't even care that I existed!" Zack whined "At least I got to be in Advent children and Last Order though...and I looked totally awesome...ok yeah...never mind...""Hey, Rufus, I always wondered, how the heck did you survive?" Elena squeaked.
"Well as it hit, I---" Rufus began, but I guess he could never finish his sentence becasue some kind of question or insanity would happen. Therefore, we have room for fanfiction!
Yuffie was edging on Reno from behind as everyone stared at the scenario. Yuffie then pushed the scissors menacingly making some sort of a weird noise right in Reno's ear and...cut off .3 nano millicentimers of his ponytail, in other words, it wasn't noticeable. Everyone in the room gasped in shock.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Reno screamed as string of curses came out of his mouth. Reno already realized that all his Materia was gone. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GROW OUT MY HAIR, CUT IT, AND THEN STYLE IT! IT'S GOING TO TAKE FOREVER TO GET IT BACK TO NORMAL NOW, YOU BRAT!"
"Tee Hee?" Yuffie said. "Yay! I finally FINALLY got you annoy---AHHH!" Yuffie screamed as Reno glared at her very menacingly screaming curses and chasing her. "I'M SO GOING TO GET YOU BACK FOR THAT!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! I HAVE MATERIA! MY PRECIOUS MATERIA!" Yuffie screamed as Reno chased her out of the room. Along the way, Red XII "acidentally" stuck out his tail as Yuffie tripped on it. Reno met the same fate, but instead, with Cait Sith. The rest of the group watched in pure amusement at the duo screaming and falling. "You can't catch me! I'm the Great Ninja, Yuffie! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!"
"Yeah, well Great ninja my a--" Reno yelled, whatever he was about to say was lost...
"I'm Cloud! I can fly, get shot and not die, sucks for you Zack." Cloud added to Zack who frowned."I got more than 1000 bullets! You only got one lousy one!"
"So? I can FLY! YAY! New Talents everyday!" Cloud said.
"That was really random..." Tifa muttered.
"Well if I didn't know any better, I'd say you people where a whole bunch of tree huggers." Rufus said laughing.
"WHAT? How the heck are we tree huggers?" Cloud shouted.
"Tree Huggers that use violence..." Rufus muttered.
"YEAH! HIPPIE POWER!" Aeries said, although no one could tell if she was serious or being scarcastic. They REALLY hoped it was the second choice though.
"I always wondered though, How in the world Sephiroth made his hair the way it is..." Aeries said putting the question into consideration.
"Same here...think he'd tell us?" Tifa asked.
"I'd LOVE to have my hair like that not silver though...ew...What kind of shampoo do you think he uses?" Aeries asked.
"That'd be a very nice cause of death...Here lies Tifa Lockhart, who died for asking Sephiroth about his hair...I'd be a laughing stock!" Tifa said.
"Yeah, you would be..." Barret said shurgging.Sephiroth then walked into the room as everyone started commenting him on his hair. Sephiroth looked questionably at them as the most random question about his hair came up.
"So...Cloud, Tifa, Aeries, or Zack?" Elena asked Cloud, but the way she was saying it and at that moment seemed like she was saying it to Sephiroth who glanced at her curiously.
"..."
"Uh...Mister Teseng?" Elena said trying to get Teseng to help her out here.
"What am I supposed to say?" Teseng asked. "Rufus, you say something about this!"
"You guys, are idiots. Can't even think of a stupid excuse!" Rufus said. "If I can jump off of a building, while Kadaj defines the law of gravity, you guys can think up of something dumb!"
"Ok, random...Back to the point!" Cloud said.
"What's your secret?" Tifa asked for the three. "I mean your hair is just so awesome!"
"RENUION!" Sephoroth said. "MUHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
"..."
"Is he still sane?" Zack whispered to Cloud.
"I really doubt it..."
"Yeah! so what DO you use?" Rude asked. "Care to tell? I am going to grow out my hair again...if I can..."
"...I'm leaving." Sephoroth said.
To everyone's dismay, Reno and Yuffie then burst into the room. Reno had his hand on one side of the scissors while Yuffie on the other. In a freak moment, the scissors snapped right onto Sephiroth's hair and his hair was now left uneven with parts of it cut off...
"Uh oh..." everyone said as the began getting out of their seats and running to the nearest exit or getting the nearest cover screaming their heads off. It was one of hte biggest stampeded ever...
"RUN FOR COVER!" Cloud screamed waving his hands in the air.
"HOW DARE YOU!" Sephiroth screamed.
"HOLY------" Cid, Barret, and Reno began. If I ever did finish this sentence, this story wouldn't be rated K+ anymore, but rather M.
In conclusion, Meteor was unleashed and I guess we knew what would happen from there...Kajad, Loz, and Yazoo then ran into the room at that very moment.
"I think we missed something here..." Kadaj said.The End
Yes, Random, stupid, and pointless, but it does have some MINOR points? haha...ok...yea...thank for reading! I really really appreciate that and how you could possibly tolerate the weirdness of this fic...haha...Happy Holidays!