Okay I can explain! I had like three chapters written up but my computer caught a virus and so I had to delete all the files off my computer. Yeah, that sucked. Then after that, my mom told me to cancel the internet because we had to move… Heh. Laugh why don't ya? Now, I finally got my computer set up…on top of a bunch of boxes because my mom threw the table out for some odd reason. Ha-ha! Not.
Okay, getting Kai in a bird suit is going to be a chapter long because it is going to tie in with a future chapter. Yes, I have decided to include how they got him in the goddamn costume even though not many people asked for it. (sigh) Hey! Be happy I'm updating. I was about to give up on this story too. Before it was deleted, I had already written up 16 pages in size 10 font. I didn't feel like writing it up all over again. Be happy I love you guys…heh. Believe it. I'll have at least 2 chapters up by April or something. Why you ask? Well because school is a bitch. I'll thank my reviewers' next chapter kay? Nevertheless, thanks to everyone who reviewed! Much love! Read and review!
P.S. - If this chapter sucks, blame me all you want! You can even sue me…even though you won't win anything because I'm flat broke… This chapter won't be really great because I'm trying to remember everything I wrote in the deleted chapter. …And if you know me, then you know I have a very horrible memory…
Disclaimer: No I don't own and most likely never will. This is only the effect of what happens when you let a deranged fan girl near a computer.
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-Police Problems (Part 1)-
Ray drove smoothly onto the street. No one really said anything or bothered for that fact. All that mattered to them was that they were finally out on the road…watching Ray drive. Okay, that wasn't really what they wanted, but at least they were getting somewhere right?
"I'm bored," Max said while resting his head on the palm of his hand and looking at the window straight ahead. (A/N: The seating order is Kai, Hilary, Max, and Kenny. Kenny and Kai have the window seats while Hilary and Max are somewhat in the middle.)
"Then do something to keep yourself entertained…" Kenny replied not looking up once from his laptop.
"Kai! Could you possibly move over!" Hilary yelled as she attempted to push him or rather his costume away from her.
"Gee Hilary, I wish I could." Kai gestured towards the door with a 'duh' look on his face.
Hilary sighed angrily and turned to Kenny, "Why can't Kai sit in the passenger seat and Brooklyn in the back?"
Kenny sighed and turned to Hilary, "Brooklyn is .286954 times more likely to kill us than Kai if we were to piss him off even one bit."
Max raised an eyebrow, ".286954? Wow. Is it just me or are we taking a life or death risk of having them in the car with us?"
Max received odd looks from everyone in the car for that matter. Ray opened his mouth as if to say something but then decided not to. An awkward silence passed. One where no one said anything. Well obviously because that is what silence means. Anyways, back to the story. Brooklyn started to blow a lock of hair that fell in front of his face when suddenly realization hit him. "Wait a second. You can drive?"
Ray looked at him with a puzzled look on his face. "Huh?"
Kenny gasped and looked at Ray, "Yeah he's right! If you can drive then why are you taking lessons!"
Ray shrugged, "I guess I never knew I knew you know?"
Max raised an eyebrow, "Eh?"
Hilary sighed, "It's like the little engine that could Max."
"Oh"
"Yeah."
"Really?"
"Mmhmm."
"Awesome."
Brooklyn turned around puzzled, "What the hell?"
"It doesn't have to make sense to us. The important thing is that he gets it." Ray cleared up
"Oh no, I mean I get it," Brooklyn began, "But the example she gave is just far from it…"
Ray shrugged, "Hey. It's life you gotta deal with it."
Brooklyn rolled his eyes and then looked outside his window, "Whatever."
"Hey guys! I got a great idea!" Kenny chirped, "Lets play 'I Spy'!"
"Great idea Chief! Can I go first? Can I go first?" Max nearly yelled
"Yeah sure. Knock yourself out." Kenny replied
Max looked around him, "Hmm…I spy…I spy…"
Hilary rolled her eyes.
Ray slightly laughed, "This is going to take a while."
"Hmm…I spy…" Max scratched the back of his head and looked outside Kenny's window. Nothing. He attempted to look through Kai's side of the window but Hilary was in the way. "Hey Hil. Wanna change seats?"
Hilary raised an eyebrow at Max, "Why?"
"Because you have a better view." Max pointed to the window.
"Sure." Hilary said slowly but surely as she got up and switched with Max.
Max leant over Kai and looked out the window. Suddenly he shot his hand up in the air, thus hitting the roof of the car. "Ow! I got it. I spy with my little eye something red!" He rubbed his aching hand.
Brooklyn gasped and answered almost instantly," A fire hydrant!"
"Damnit!"
Hilary laughed, "Wow good one Max. Your turn Ray."
"Hmm…I spy with my little eye something big, fat, and ugly."
"Your mother!" Max yelled out instantly. Upon realizing what he just said, he cupped a hand over his mouth.
"OOOhhhh." Brooklyn cooed, "What'cha going to do about it Ray? Huh? Huh?"
Ray's left eye slightly twitched, "No Max." He simply stated.
"Hmm…" Hilary thought aloud, "Hey! Is it that big Energy Hog (A/N: Don't own either…) logo over there?"
Ray smirked, "Aaannndd Hilary gets it! Now whose turn is it?"
"I'll go." Hilary offered, "Okay now. I spy with my little eye something high and red."
"A very pissed off Kai on drugs?" Brooklyn responded while smirking at Kai. Max snickered in the background while Kenny bit his tongue trying not to laugh.
"Brooklyn if I were you I wouldn't be making threats right now." Ray said as he motioned towards the duct tape still held Brooklyn down to the seat.
Kai glared at Brooklyn and then muttered something in Russian.
"C'mon Kai. I'm sure he was just kidding. Anyways can I go next?" Kenny adjusted the glasses on his head.
"Sure Chief." Max said as he sat up.
Kenny looked outside, "Hmm… I spy-damnit!" Everyone looked at Kenny as if he had just grown three heads. "I spy-damnit! I-damnit!"
"Umm…Chief? By any chance are you spying trees?" Ray asked cautiously
"Yes! But the dumb thing won't stop moving!" Kenny yelled out frustrated
"You do know that you can just name an object and we'll probably get it…" Hilary said slowly as if speaking to an idiot.
"Wow really?" Kenny smiled the biggest smile ever, "Okay. I spy with my little eye something-damnit!"
Everyone sighed heavily. "Forget it!" Hilary yelled, "Your turn Kai."
Kai stared out his window and rested his head on his hand. "I spy-"
"Oh my god! Kai is actually spying!" Max yelled while Kai sighed in annoyance.
Kai sat up and looked at Max, "I spy with my little eye something small, green, and going at 40 miles per hour."
Everyone thought about it. Stumped.
"Wow, that's really hard Kai. What is it?" Max said as he scratched the back of his head. Kai swiftly and quickly reached into Max's pocket, grabbed Draciel, and chucked it out the open window. Max sat there awestruck.
"Draciel" Kai simply stated. A small smile found its way to his lips.
Max heavily gasped. "Draciel!" He yelled out and then pushed Kai out of the moving car. Ray stepped on the brakes and opened his door to see exactly what was going on. Kai and Max were rolling around on the asphalt. Max obviously hitting Kai in the face and Kai dodging every blow.
Brooklyn shifted in his seat, "Shouldn't we try to stop them or something?"
Hilary looked at him in shock, "Are you kidding me! This is the most action I've seen in weeks."
Brooklyn raised an eyebrow.
"It's like a Kodak moment." Kenny said as if in a trance
"Ummm yeah," Brooklyn said but no one seemed to listen, "And yet I seem to be the weird one."
No one paid attention to him. Just like he figured.
"Take it back!"
"Take what back?" Kai grunted "Your stupidity!"
A nearby police officer seemed to be watching this fight, so he called his partner over. "Yo Bob! Come check this out. It's the turn of the century. Chickens Fighting Humans: The Ultimate Revenge"
Bob walked over to where his partner Billy was. "Is it just me or does it seem to sad to just arrest them for disturbing the peace?"
"Why? Cause of the chicken?"
"Most likely yes."
Billy shrugged, "I don't know. I wasn't trained for situations like this."
Bob sighed and walked over to the two feuding boys. "Hey hey! Break it up you two!" When he didn't get a response from them, he picked them both up by the collar and sighed once again.
Max was trying to break free from the officer's grasp. "Say you're sorry!"
Kai on the other hand was calm but breathing heavily. "Fine! You're sorry!"
Max bit his lip and started to wave his hands frantically trying to get to Kai.
"I really don't get paid enough to do this." Bob mumbled to himself and then looked at the frantic boy he held in one hand and the possible cause of the problem he held in the other. "Could you guys pretend you're not fighting for at least one second so I won't have to feel sorry for arresting you!" Max stopped and pouted while Kai just rolled his eyes. "Good. Now what seems to be the problem?"
Max spoke up first, "Kai's a Russian communist who likes throwing beyblades out windows!"
Kai glared at Max, "If you get me sent to jail I swear I'll-"
"Hey! Hey!" Bob intercepted, "Look I bet he's sorry for throwing your beyblade out the window in the first place."
"Right." Kai mumbled. Bob glanced over at Kai.
"Isn't it too late for Halloween?"
Kai glared at Bob, "Shut it."
Bob held back a laugh, "Nah I'm just asking because you're wearing a chicken suit-"
"It's a bird suit!" Kai nearly yelled, "If you're going to insult me then please do so correctly!"
Max just stared at them and then he remembered something. "Draciel!" He ran back a few feet, picked up the battered blade and ran back to the car. Kai shook his head and walked slowly back to the car. Bob smiled and proceeded to walk back to his patrol car when he heard thumping in the trunk of the driver's ed car. He raised an eyebrow as the thumping turned into muffled screams.
Ray put the key in the ignition, "That was a good waste of 20 minutes." Everybody laughed minus Kai and Max. Ray was about to peel out when Bob appeared out of the corner of his eye. He tapped on the window, signaling Ray to lower it.
"Umm yes?" Ray asked curiously
"Do you mind popping the trunk for me?" Bob asked with all seriousness
This question caught everyone's attention. "W-why?" Ray asked
"Yeah sure." Brooklyn answered for Ray. Ray looked at him enraged as the officer circled around the back of the car.
"What are you thinking!" Ray hissed at Brooklyn
"If Tyson is still unconscious," Brooklyn looked at his rearview mirror "We can say he's a human mannequin or something."
"What if he's not unconscious?" Ray asked a little more delicately this time
Brooklyn glanced at Ray and smirked, "Then I hope you like living in jail for the rest of your life."
Bob opened the trunk only to see a navy haired kid hugging his knees as if he were in fetal position. He raised his eyebrow and poked the bundle of fat. Tyson's head turned around so quickly that someone would think that he experienced whiplash. Then at that instant, he jumped out of the car and proceeded to run for his life. "Help me! I'm being kidnapped!"
The officer grabbed Tyson quickly by the shirt collar and walked over to the driver's window once again. Ray was sunk so far down in his seat that some passer-by could mistake him for a 3 year old. Once Tyson saw Ray his eyes brightened and he started to mouth the words Help Me. Ray dazedly looked at Tyson then at the policeman and then he began banging his head on the steering wheel. The officer let go of Tyson, who in return ran to the backseat door and got in. Bob looked at Ray, "I'm going to have to need you to step out of the car."
Ray glared at Brooklyn and stepped out of the car. He closed the door and looked at the shocked look on the officer's face.
"Drop the weapon!"
Ray was confused, "What?" Then he looked down at the fake gun he used against Kai earlier that was hanging on his belt, "Oh. This?" He held the gun up.
Bob pulled out his gun and aimed it at Ray, "I said drop it!"
Ray froze, "Dude! This gun isn't even-"
"He's assaulting the officer!" Bob yelled, "Plan B!" Billy ran over and body slammed Ray, thus knocking the gun out of his hands.
The gang winced as the enormous, overweight guy slammed the skinny little Ray to the floor. Billy then proceeded to handcuff Ray and drag him to the police car. Bob walked over to the gang and saluted them, "Are you guys okay?"
Everyone nodded quickly. Bob smiled and then looked at Brooklyn's tapped hands, "Did that vile beast do that to you?"
"…"
"Here. Let me get you out of that." Bob reached over and untapped his hands. And then turned around, picked up the 'evidence' and walked back to the patrol car. Billy drove off in the direction of the police station.
"…What just happened?" Kenny asked no one in particular.
"Ray's going to jail…" Hilary said slowly
"And we didn't even try to help him…" Max added
"Oh well." Brooklyn turned around to face all of them, "whose driving next?" He smiled a smile as wide as a jack-o-lantern's.
Kenny raised his hand, "Oh me! Me! Please me!" He then ran out of the car and got into the drivers side.
Tyson was staring at Kai and Kai tried his best to not look at him. After a while it started to annoy him, "What the hell do you want?"
Tyson kept staring at him partially drooling, "The holy chicken goodness!"
Kai's eyes bulged, "You do know this is a costume right Tyson?"
Tyson didn't respond but instead inched closer to Kai. Kai leaned back and kicked Tyson square in the chin. Tyson yelled out in pain and held his chin. "What the hell did you that for!"
"I'm starting to think that maybe that fall was a little too hard…" Brooklyn stated looking at an annoyed Kai.
"You think?" Kai retorted as Kenny started up the car…
Meanwhile…
"Throw him in jail!"
Bob opened the cell door and shoved Ray inside. Ray fell on the floor and stared up at Bob, "You can't do this you know! It's against my rights!"
"Yeah yeah, that's what they all say." Bob locked the cell door and walked away, keys jingling.
Ray gripped the metal bars of the cell as he rested his head on it. "How am I going to get myself out of this?" He said almost inaudibly. Then a certain voice caught him off guard.
"Ray? Is that you?"
His head snapped up and he looked directly into the eyes of a certain redhead he had never thought he would see. "Daichi. Is that you?"
"No," Daichi retorted and rolled his eyes, "It's the little elf who thought he could. Of course it's me! What are you doing here? Didn't you guys go do some driving thing?"
"We did!" Ray nearly shouted in his defense, "But…We got Brooklyn as a driving instructor and Tyson knocked unconscious. Therefore, Hilary decided to stick Tyson in the trunk. Long story short, the police stopped us and blamed be for the whole act."
Daichi stood there awestruck, "Didn't the gang try and help you out of it?"
Ray sighed heavily, "No. No they didn't."
"I feel for you man," Daichi said as he looked around, "Look I have something that'll help to break you out of here but you have to close your eyes because it's secret."
"O…kay?" Ray reluctantly agreed as he closed his eyes. Daichi reached into his back pocket and pulled out a shocker. He then reached into the cell and jabbed the shocker at Ray's side. Ray screamed bloody murder as he fell to the floor. Daichi tried his best to not laugh at the smoking mess that sat before him. "What the hell Daichi? I thought you said this would help me breakout!"
"Your hair broke out." Daichi started laughing hysterically as he pointed at Ray's smoking mess of hair.
Ray glared at Daichi. This was one time that Daichi should be happy there was a wall of metal standing between them. "Where did you get that shocker from anyway?"
Daichi stopped laughing abruptly and looked at Ray, "Oh. Didn't you know? Since you guys ditched me," He cut his eyes at Ray, "I went looking for a job."
"At a police station?"
"What better way than to use my talents for good?"
Ray raised an eyebrow, "What talents?"
Daichi blinked, "My incredible talent for helping people in need."
"Oh yeah! Like you just helped me 5 minutes ago huh?"
"Oh no see that was extra special help because you needed that little pick-me-up."
Ray got up and dusted himself off, "Whatever."
Daichi smiled. All of the sudden the loudspeaker came on. "It is now lunch time. Will all the prisoners report to the cafeteria? Thank you for your cooperation."
Ray looked at Daichi and Daichi at Ray. Daichi sighed, pulled the keys out of his pocket, and unlocked the cell door, "Let's go. But I'm leading the way!"
Back with the others…
Kai and Tyson were sitting at both ends of the car. Hilary and Max were once again in the middle but Max was sitting next to Tyson. He was still mad at Kai for the whole Draciel incident. Kenny started up the car but did not accelerate.
"Hey! What's the hold up chief?" Tyson piped up
"Yeah c'mon let's get going." Max added
"Umm…" Kenny uttered, "I can't really see over the dashboard…"
In addition, with that everyone burst out laughing.
"And I can't really reach the pedals."
Everyone laughed even harder. Well obviously without Kenny who was infuriated by now. "Hey it's not funny!"
"Haha the Chief's height deprived!" Max yelled out
"I am not! I'm just vertically challenged!" Kenny yelled out in his defense
"You do know that they both mean the same thing right?" Brooklyn smirked at Kenny
Kenny crossed his arms and pouted.
"Oh hey! I remember seeing a box and two wooden sticks in the trunk. Maybe we could use them." Tyson snickered as he stepped out of the car and got the said items.
A while later Kenny was sitting on a box with the two wooden sticks tied to his feet.
"Now can we go?" Hilary said impatiently
Kenny turned on the car and drove off.
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Well there ya go. A very umm short but needed update. Flames are welcome I guess. However, if there are flames then it will take longer for me to update. Nyah! I will start writing the second part to this and Kai-bird suit chapter. Erm Merry Christmas and happy holidays! Hope you all have a great new year…I know I won't.