Disclaimer of DOOM: I don't own Love Hina, I don't really want to, but I would like to have Neon Genesis Evangelion... that would be nice...
Anyways... When we last left Seta, he had just rescued Keitaro and was trying to escape the Gavicorp security system. A missile was flying at the van until...
Seta struggled to try and find something to stop their fate of being blown up by a missile in the desert. Suddenly, from inside the large trash bag was a whirring noise and a sword sliced the bag open!
Seta fell back in suprise as Keitaro crawled out. "K-Keitaro! Are you okay?!" he yelled to him, but Keitaro didn't respond. Seta stood up and looked at him. Keitaro had definitely become more muscular and, oh yeah, there was a freakin' sword comin' out of his hand! "Um, Keitaro? There's something in youAAAAAGGGHHHH"
Keitaro flew out of the van with some sort of rocket feet (like in Astro Boy!), he flew towards the missile and... punched it. Keitaro looked down at his knuckles and screamed... then the missile exploded, sending Keitaro flying back into the van in a burnt heap.
Seta merely sweatdropped and thought, "They must not have done very much to his personality."
Later, Back at Seta's apartment
"So, Keitaro, do you remember anything that's happened to you in the last six months?" Seta asked him as he put down the tray with glasses of tea on them. He handed Keitaro his as he started to speak.
"Well, I think I have most of my memories. I remember everything up until that night. I was taken up into the helicopter and someone tied me up and put a bag over my head. Everything gets fuzzy after that. All I sort of remember is waking up and seeing a light, like the ones in operating rooms. Then, I blacked out and woke up all burned and lying on the floor of your van," he said and took a sip of his tea.
Seta looked at him and said, "So you don't remember having rocket feet or sword arms or being some kind of bionic weapon, do you?
Keitaro's tea was now all over Seta.
"Guess not"
"I was turned into some kind of freaky cyborg thing!" Keitaro screamed at the top of his lungs, "What will mw parents think?!"
"Who cares what they think, think about what Naru will do!" Seta said a bit surprised at Keitaro's outburst.
"..." Keitaro looked at Seta, "Who's Naru"
Seta gasped... very overdramatically and it looked pretty stupid.
"What? What's wrong?" Keitaro asked him.
"Y-Y-You don't remember Naru?!"
"Uh... no"
"Kitsune?"
"You mean a fox?"
"Shinobu?"
"What the?"
"Motoko?"
"No, doesn't ring a bell."
"Su?"
"Is that an Indian tribe from the Northwest United States?"
"Mutsumi?"
"Huh?"
"Haruka?"
"Of course I remember my own aunt!"
"Then you remember Hinata House?
"I remember Grandma owning some place named that."
"Well, you're landlord there."
"I'M WHAT?"
Excuse my spacing as this word processor does not obey my every command. Sorry it's kind of short, but I've had no time lately because of the Decemberween (Christmas) festivities.