Keitaro Levels Up!

Chapter 6: Keitaro Times 2!

Okay, for those who don't know. Here's a quick Japanese honorifics lesson, okay? I'll be using them more and more in my story, more than likely. This will be a comprehensive list that you guys can refer to.

san: A formal kind of thing that means sort of like Mr./Mrs.

kun: Normally used for little boys and men you have affection for, less polite than -san

chan: Normally used for little girls and women you have affection for, also less polite then -san

sama: Very formal, means Lord/Lady

dono: ancient term that means along the lines of "one superior to me"

sempai: means "My senior" or "one who is more knowledgeable than me"

There might be more that I think of, but when I do I'll let you guys know, okay?

A/N: I'm guessing by now you guys have noticed that Kanako isn't in the picture yet. But, Kanako fans, she WILL be appearing soon. Remeber this is a PR story. I might thank people who reviewed right now... BUT NOBODY REVIEWED! T.T Come on, people... I'm getting desperate here... I mean, it takes a button click and some typing... that's all I'm askin' for here!

A/N 2: I'm soooo sorry about the long update time you guys! I've been hammered with huge reports in the last part of school and I finally got out for summer. Yay! I'll be trying to get up another story sometime soon so watch out for that... other than that, ENJOY THE LENGTHY-NESS!

And now, where we left off...

Josh and Seta slowly ascended the stairs to Hinata House. The pair said nothing as they walked and only somber looks were on their faces. They walked into the living room and started setting up equipment.

Naru walked down the stairs and saw them. "Seta-sempai? Um... who's this?" she said hesitantly when she saw Josh.

Seta looked up at and gave her one of his dumb grins. "Oh, hi Naru-chan. This is my friend... er... associate, Josh."

Josh didn't even look up as he continued working with his laptop, setting everything in place.

Seta looked at him and sighed, "Naru-chan, You wouldn't happen to know where Keitaro is, would you?

Naru looked at him with chagrin. "Well, Seta-sempai, I'm not really sure where he is... Something made him upset and he just left..." She looked down at the floor and finished walking down the stairs.

Seta paused for a few seconds before he spoke. "Well then... Who's up for forming search parties?" he said with a triumphant pose. Then, he realized no one was in the room. He sweatdropped and went to make himself a sandwich... for reasons only Seta can understand.

What he didn't realize is that the girls (and Josh was dragged along too) had already formed a search party and were combing Hinata during the time Seta was enjoying his sandwich, his tuna on rye sandwich, pondering where the girls could have gone.

Somewhere in Hinata

Motoko hit the wall with her fist, "Gah! Where is that Urashima!" She slid down onto the wall from exhaustion. The girls had decided to split up into teams of two: Naru and Su, Shinobu and Haruka, Motoko and Kitsune. Motoko WOULD have had some help finding Keitaro... except Kitsune spotted a hot guy going into a bar. Sweat dripped down Motoko's face from exertion as she wondered how the others were doing.

Somewhere ELSE in Hinata

Shinobu walked out of another shop on the busy Hinata street with another dead end. She walked over to Haruka with tears in her eyes, "Haruka-san... I'm scared... Sempai's been missing so long," she sobbed into Haruka's shoulder.

Haruka patted her on the shoulder, not really sure how to comfort her, "Uh... There, there, Shinobu... I'm sure he's okay..."

Oh, look, ANOTHER location in Hinata!

Naru climbed down from the telephone pole she was looking from. "Found that idiot yet?" she said over to Su who was working with her Keitaro radar.

She looked confused and said, "I think my signal's being jammed, Naru-yan..."

"Jammed? By who?" Naru wondered out loud.

Su's confusion quickly went to shock when she checked the readout on the radar agaia, "It... It's Keitaro!"

Naru's eyes grew to the size of dinner plates. "Keitaro's jamming the signal himself! Wait... If he's jamming the signal, Why can't you find him!"

Su looked at her and shrugged.

Naru smacked her forehead. "Okay, Su... Why don't we just try to figure out where he's jamming our signal from? We probably could find him then," she said as Su jumped up and started running. "Where the hell are you going!" she screamed as she tried to follow the foriegn girl.

Su ran out towards the street and turned sharply and charged down the sidewalk, Naru wildly trying to follow her. Su's hair blew in her face as she ran up to a beef bowl restaurant and skidded to a stop. Naru, not paying attention, slammed into her.

Su jumped up and started running again into the beef bowl where Keitaro was sitting, just about to enjoy his double-packed beef bowl.

"KWEITAROOOOOOO!" Su screamed as she glomped his head... as everyone else in the restaurant started shifting slowly away from his general area.

Keitaro's head snapped and his body flew to the floor. Su hugged his head and wouldn't let go, We were sooooo worried, Kweitaro! My radar almost broke but we found you and Naru-yan misses you and wants you to come back so she can put some lovin' on you for being bad!"

Keitaro's nose bleed started seeping out onto his shirt and shivers passed through his body as Su started moving around saying things in her native tongue and... bumping "things" in to his face...

Naru eyes burned with jealousy... I mean, anger! "Okay! That's it! We're going home NOW!" she screamed as she dragged the both of them out of the beef bowl and sped along the road back to Hinata House.

She dragged him up the stair, still fuming, and, of course, didn't pay attention to Su's strange noises and Keitaro's head bouncing off the stairs. She walked up to the top and dragged them inside, seeing that Su had been making out with Keitaro while he was passed out (of course, from blood loss)

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! HANDS OFF THE MAN-MEAT, SU!" she yelled knocking Su off and taking him to her room. She laid him down on the floor and sat down next to him. Her face softened as she gazed at the face of the man she loved who had been gone so long... until she realized what could happen if he woke up and saw her staring at him like this.

She blushed beet red and ran off to tell Seta and his "associate" that they had found Keitaro.

Keitaro sat up and rubbed his head. "Wow... What a nightmare..." he said as he laid back on the floor. He sighed and tried to make sense of what had happened. He thought back to being sent out of the house... through the roof. Then he remembered being hungry and stopping at a beef bowl... then everything became black all of a sudden... and smelled like bananas. He wondered what could have possibly been on top of him and smelled like bananas...

Weeeeell... That's it for this chapter guys... Don't blame me if it isn't what you hoped for.. but I reeeeeeeeeeeally wanted to get out something for you guys! ..and if yous don' like it... bow, bow Crouch of the Wild Tiger! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! (watch and/or read Ranma 1/2 to figure out what I'm talking about)