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Ok so I'm going to just make up to girls and a guy out of thin air so on with the story
3 people were coming down the hall to where Harry, ron and hermione were sitting on the train. They opened the door to the compartment they were in and sat down. They were two girls and a guy. One had dark brown hair and green eyes. the other girl was also a brunette but her hair was a very light colour. On top of her head she had a nest in which a red chicken sat. The guy had a swimmers frame dark brown hair that was long but not too long. He had dark brown eyes.
"HI I'm Celina" said the girl with dark brown hair she said this a bit to loud and made Ron go slightly deaf. " This is Alva," she said pointing to the other girl" and this is Dean, but we'll probably ignore him mostly."
When the got to Hogwarts Celina, Alva and Dean had to try on the sorting hat first. Alva and Celina both got in Gyriffindor, but When the sorting hat touch Dean's Head it yelled out Slytherien, but Dean was too stubborn and wouldn't move in till it shouted out Gyriffindor instead.
They were the last one's to leave the Great hall. They were in the main hall when Snape came dancing towards them. "Harry last year when you were asleep I came and stabbed you and…" "What so this is where I got this scar!" he said while lifting up his shirt to show a rather nasty scar that kept flashing different colors of the rainbow. "Yes, and it turns out you're my son!" Harry upon hearing this started to dance around the room.
"I have a dad, I have a dad, I have a dad…wait that means…..mother…….you….sex…..father" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Harry then took the Hogwarts A history that somehow Hermione got and Bashed in Snapes head. After Snape was good and dead Harry and the others went up stairs to the portrait of the Fat lady. "Ummm anyone no the password?" Ron asked
"I do" said Celina "Clucking Pickle" before the portrait had a chance to swing open a news reporter pop out of no where. "And now in other new Scientists have discovered a CLUCKING PICKLE" everyone just stared at the news reporter in till Celina step forward and took off the guys hat and stuck a bomb on his head and put the hat back on. in a few seconds the guy blew up spewing pudding everywhere. Alva conjured up some spoons and they sat down and ate the pudding in till the were so fat that they were just balls with heads, arms and legs. Sometime in the evening some people came and rolled them into the common room.
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