Keitaro Levels Up!

Chapter 9: The Troubles of Double Personalities

-Oooooh! Havenoname is one of my best reviewers! Thank you for understanding my frustration... Well, to tell you the truth, this was supposed to be just an AU fic that had basically the same plot as the original manga. Now... not gonna do that. Seriously, people like Havenoname are the reason why I've gotten OVER 1,700 hits for this story! I am soooo grateful! Now... I've made a list of the possible pairing that I'm thinking of for this story... Oh, and Rekusho is great too! Oh, I have an explanation for the rushed feeling, Havenoname. I had a lot of trouble choreographing the action scenes so the dialouge around it wouldn't become a little choppy since I had no importance on it... The biggest example of this is when that guy (the white-haired guy) attacks Keitaro the first time, showing some of Takeshi's skill in combat. That scene took me TWO WEEKS to write... T.T So tiring...

Parings:

O-represents what I'm keeping

X-represents what I've cut

O-Keitaro-Naru (Strangely enough, there's enough interaction in the story to pull it off)

O-Keitaro-Mutsumi (Thank you, Havenoname!)

X-Keitaro-Kitsune (To me she's more interested in Takeshi)

X-Keitaro-Shinobu (Sorry... it's just that she's underage!)

X-Keitaro-Su (Same reason as Shinobu)

O-Keitaro-Mutsumi (I might be able to pull this off if I feature her as a more major character because I believe she's been absent for most of this whole thing...)

X-Keitaro-Haruka (She's his aunt for god's sake!)

O-Keitaro-Motoko (I thinks she's liking his new abilities, if not intimidated by them)

I think that's everything... Oh, review if you think I missed one... or to vote on the pairing. So far I have one vote for Tsuruko (?), Naru is in last place at -2, and... that's all there is. ...WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE!

Let's see... what else can I do for this?... Oh, I know! Perhaps a preview for upcoming chapters? ...Naaaaah. Yous peoples just have to read it and if I feel like it I'll throw in some kind of vote thing (maybe at the end of this chapter!)

"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT!" an angry Naru screamed in Keitaro's face.

He held up his hands in some kind of feeble defense, "Naru, I really don't remember last night at all! I'm serious!"

"You still should have at least called or something!" turning around and walking away in a huff.

Everyone watched her go, their gaze following her footsteps. As soon as she left, their gaze then moved on Keitaro, whose dignity (and body for that matter) was still intact after majorly pissing Naru off. He sweatdropped, "What?"

Haruka patted his shoulder and walked out. Kitsune stared and then started chugging the sake bottle she was holding. Shinobu walked out of the kitchen, about to tell everyone that dinner was ready and just watched everyone else just staring at her sempai. She jumped to a saucy conclusion, blushed, and ran back into the kitchen.

Keitaro just looked around, in a confused daze. Then he looked down and didn't see a city below him... meaning (GASP!) NARU HADN'T LAUNCHED HIM INTO SPACE! His eyes widened slowly, the realization coming at him like a doomed Hawaiian surfer seeing the one wave that will kill him. He looked around at the shocked glances and then jumped up and down for joy as if he was a man who had gotten off Death Row a minute before his execution. "I'M A FREE MAN!" he screamed in glee.

...If only he had seen the stairs. Oh, if only...

He flipped around and his body plummeted down the stairs. Thankfully, he found a quite soft cushion on the way down. That cushion's name was Mutsumi Otohime.

She blushed down at him with a smile and asked, "Enjoying them, Kei-kun?"

He drooled and then ran screaming back toward the Hinata House... only to be met with Naru's fist. The familiar sound of "UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" brought everything back to normal. Mutsumi just did her trademark ditzy smile and walked up the stairs, oblivious to Keitaro's flight path above her.

"Damn pervert feeling up everything female that moves," Naru grumbled in greeting to Mutstumi.

"Fu fu..." she replied, somehow giving even more evidence that she liked being groped.

Takeshi flew back to the steps and rubbed the back of his head, "Good thing that potted plant was there. He was getting kind of whiny." He looked at Mutsumi and Naru and inquired, "When did I come back here?"

Mutsumi giggled (again, pure ditz style) and noticed, "Oh, Kei-kun! You didn't tell me you let Su-chan experiment on you!"

He sweatdropped and deadpanned, "Uh... no. I'm Takeshi. Not Kei-kun." He sighed and pulled off his glasses and slipped them into his shirt pocket.

Mutsumi held up a hand to her mouth to cover a giggle, "Looks like Kei-kun's had a few too many... Fu fu fu..."

Naru sweatdropped heavily while Takeshi let a mischievous smile play across his lips. He took Mutsumi's hand and began to lead her into waltz, putting on as much charm as he could muster.

Mutsumi blushed and danced with him, causing Naru to scream and run inside to gather the others screaming, "TAKESHI'S TRYING TO MOLEST MUTSUMI!"

Naturally, Kitsune was in the front of the pack trying to get a peek... meaning she was on the bottom of the pile when the all tripped on the front step.

Mutsumi watched him in awe and gushed, "Kei-kun... You're so... manly!"

He pulled her close, "Well then, m'lady, shall we go to dinner?"

"So chivalrous..." she dreamily spoke with a giggle.

Large mechanical wings quite ungracefully protruded from his back and they flew away, Mutsumi's blush blazing.

Just then a vein popped out of Kitsune's head (mostly from drunkness) and screamed, "Why can't I get a date like that!"

-Sorry, people, but that's all you get for now. Oh, and if you review, I'll write you guys your own special message from any character you want! SO REVIEW! This story is nearly the highest one ever in reviews for me. Seriously, push the freakin' button! But don't worry. The next one'll be muuuuuch better. In fact, I'll give you a hint of what it'll be about! While Mutsumi and Takeshi are on their date (Trust me, it'll get awkward when they get back.) The mysterious enemy attacks the Hinata House! Can Motoko fight him until Keitaro comes to the rescue! WAIT UNTIL I GET SOME OTHER WORK DONE!