Keitaro Levels Up!
Chapter 12: Short Break: Feelings of Love?
Woo... Sorry about the long time in between the last chapter and this one, I decided to take a little break. Seriously, I had no time... Between school and this, I WENT CRAZY! Not really, but you know. Anyways, I'll just take a moment to thank, question the motives of, and beg some of the people that reviewed last chapter!
Wait... they just banned that. So never mind. Heeeeey, a reply link? Sweeeeeeeeet!
Oh, and keep the reviews coming, guys! Just no more voting. I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want now. YOU BLEW YOUR CHANCE!
Oh, and to the administrators: I'm not changing my previous chapters and getting rid of the reviewer responses. Deal with it. I'm not going to do it in the future and I don't have the time to change all of the previous chapters.
SO ON WITH STOOF!
With screeching tires Seta made a final stop off at Hinata House and dumped out all of his cargo... meaning Keitaro was buried underneath someone else's luggage.
Josh hopped out of the van and grabbed up most the gear, handling weight that looked pretty impossible...
Keitaro was too depressed to notice. "Man... what the hell has Takeshi been doing? I could've almost died back there... I need to fix this and soon..."
Oh, don't be a wimp.
This was all your fault to begin with!
Hmph. I misunderestimated him. That's all.
And just WHAT were you doing last night?
Trying to get you laid so you might loosen up a little!
"WHAT!" he screamed out loud.
Josh glanced back at him with a raised eyebrow. He walked down to Keitaro, "Come on... I wanna talk to you about something."
The hapless cyborg could only sweatdrop. "Er... Yeah? What is it?" It better be worth my time.
"Well... I just want you to be aware of the possibility of you... never seperating from Takeshi." he said, the glare on his glasses hiding his expression.
Yes! I'm never leaving!
"B-B-But you can't be serious! I mean, he's insane!" the not only hapless but now luckless Keitaro stuttered out.
"Well, I said "seperate" not "join"," he explained. "Your two psyches could reintegrate and you would return to your original state... well... mentally, that is.
"Er... how could we... join?" he hesitantly asked, wanting to get rid of the crazy in his head so he could get on with the crazies outside of his head.
Josh let down his serious face for a second and sweatdropped, "I'm not quite sure yet, you see..."
A mallet flew out and bashed Keitaro over the head.
Takeshi put it down and demanded, "Can you seperate us and put me into a cybernetic copy of this fool!" wincing slightly from the bump that he put on his head...
"Interesting," Josh noted, ignoring the grimacing Takeshi, "You have limited motor control even when unconcious..."
"Well, I WAS concious, damn it! Can you do it or not?"
...Josh just kept walking.
In a huff, he blasted up and onto the top step, only to meet Kanako in a traditional Japanese kimono.
"Welcome back... onii-chan..." she said, blushing like mad.
He blinked and walked right past her.
Keitaro grabbed his collar from behind Takeshi and pulled him back. Say hello to her! And mention how much she's grown up since the last time I saw her!
Takeshi scratched his head... "Er... Hi, Kanako-chan... Um... you look bigger since the last time I saw you... or whatever..."
She blushed even more (if that was physically possible) and then grabbed her precious "onii-chan" into a big hug... and wouldn't let go.
"Uh... Kanako... it's hard to breathe like this... Ergh..." he managed to get out before oxygen deprivation set in...
Kitsune walked out carrying a half-empty (She's a pessimist because she wants more) bottle of sake and winked, "Now isn't that cute?"
He sweatdropped and tried to get her off, now pushing on her shoulders and grunting and twisting... but to no avail.
You know what's funny? Kanako had absolutely no idea what was going on because she was trying to figure out how he managed to smell soooo good without any effort at all! Oh, and the even better part was she was still holding on when Naru drop-kicked Keitaro in the head for "not telling her that she was his sister". Yeah... it was pretty funny.
When Kanako finally came up for breath she found that her beloved "onii-chan" had someone used the "Body Transfer Technique" of ninja fame and escaped into Hinata House to have illicit relationship stuff with that brunetter whore... or so she thought. It was in reality that he was having illicit relationship stuff with the whore who smelled of watermelons.
FLASHBACK!
He ran in, panting and wheezing. "That's my sister... good grip..."
Shinobu ran out to see what was wrong and ran back into the kitchen to get some aspirin and a towel and came back to see that he'd already been dragged off...
Motoko walked in from her midday training to notice Shinobu just standing in the middle of the living room... "Shinobu-chan? Are you all right?"
She started bawling, "He'll never notice me! Not eeeeverrrrrr! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Motoko blinked and gave her an awkward hug, not sure what to do... "Um... there, there, Shinobu... Um... He doesn't know what he's missing?"
Her eyes glistening with tears, she looked up at Motoko with blushing red cheeks and cute, puffy eyes, "Really?"
She blushed, "Of course."
Takeshi had been dragged upstairs by Mutsumi into Kitsune's room.
She giggled, "I saw you were in some trouble there so I thought it might be best to get you away from your little fan. Fufufufufu... You two look so cute together!"
He looked up at her, rugburn covering his face, "Yeah... I know. Cute. Wonderful." He flipped over, exhaling the trademark "Death Moan" of puking and/or fatigue.
"Why'd you bring me in here?" he asked, sitting up.
She pulled his back down, his head in her lap. "Rest. You've had a long day. And it was the closest one, silly. Fufufufu..."
He would've mentioned to her about Kitsune's room being in the middle of the hall, a good seven or eight feet away from the stairs, but when has she ever listened to ANYTHING reasonable?
Takeshi sat there thinking, Mutsumi running her fingers through his hair. He opened his mouth to tell her not to interrupt his thinking by making romantic gestures with his fingers but then he got an idea.
He turned over and slid in close. "Oh, Mu-chan... I can't believe I forgot to compensate you for interrupting our date last night..."
She giggled and blushed, "Oh, don't worry. It was lovely..."
He pulled off his glasses and slipped them into his pocket, looking up at her again, turning on all the charm he could muster...
She looked at him, already into it. "What are you doing, Kei-kun? I thought you had Na-" she started only to be interrupted by Takeshi's lips crushing onto hers.
...I think you can figure out where this is going.
Well, I wanna get up a quick chapter so you guys can get to the reviewing! There's going to be a part 2 to this so watch out for that! Tanoshimini!