Sniff… I'm so happy! 40 reviews for 6 chapters! You guys rock! I'm shooting for 50 by the time I finish my story so keep em coming! I want to thank all of u for such great ideas, especially my pal Unigator, who wrote almost daily with ideas! Uni, you rule! I thank you now for any of your ideas I use. And now… Chapter 7!

Chapter 7: Pretzel's fic

Pretzel suddenly has an idea, which was unusual for a ham of such a tiny brain. But, Pretzel was so pleased with his idea that he announced it to everyone!

"Me write fiction, just like cappyandpashy4ever!" He muttered, brightly.

"Nice" Boss said, sarcastically, and not looking up from the newspaper he was chewing on. Pretzel scurried into his room, the closet, and wrote for hours, which was hard, him being the size of a raisin and all. He wrote for so long, he was normal sized by the time he finished. He began to read, though the hams weren't listening.

"The hams walked along the river, singing their favorite song, titled Lemon Pudding. They loved this song because they loved what Pretzel loved. Pretzel was very popular."

"No you're not!" Stan yelled. Suddenly, the floor seemed to tip, causing all the hams to tumble into Pretzel's paper.

"Ouch!" Oxnard called, picking himself off the ground and looking around. It looked like the hams had somehow fallen into Pretzel's story! They were, indeed, by a river. The trees were full of lemons. Pretzel's voice boomed out from the sky.

"Suddenly, the hams heard a disturbance in the woods. Oxnard went to check it out."

"You can't make me!" Oxnard yelled.

"Pretzel is narrator, Pretzel makes anything happen he wants to happen. Watch. Then it rained pizza sauce." Thick, red blobs began to crawl from the sky!

"Suddenly," Pretzel continued, Pretzel's sister, Cinnamon Pie Teriyaki appeared." A girl-ham who looked just like Pretzel sprung out of the woods. She skipped over to Boss and began sniffing his hat.

"Can I eat this?" Cinnamon asked. Boss snatched his hat back.

"Cinnamon is the queen around here, the hams bowed down to her." Pretzel said. The hams felt their spines curve. "Then, Panda fell into the river. Sandy saved him." Panda floated over to the water, where Sandy forcibly leapt in and rescued him. "Panda gave Sandy a kiss on the cheek." Panda kissed Sandy, just as Pretzel said. Maxwell punched Panda, then apologized, remembering that Pretzel was doing this.

"I've got it!" Stan cried. "If Pretzel can narrate, so can we!"

"And then, the paper that Pretzel was reading from ripped and returned all the hams home." Cappy recited. They heard a huge RRRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPP from the sky. The hams waited to be tilted back into reality. Instead, Pretzel fell out of the sky and landed on Pashmina.

"You fools!" Maxwell panicked, flailing his arms like mad. "By ripping the paper that held us in this world, you've upset the balance of the cartoon world!" Indeed, the hams began to hear a faint melody that sounded like a bunch of theme song mashed together!

It's Hamtaro time!

Kushi Kushi Diggie Diggie Woo!

Hamtaro!

Na na na na

Batman! Batman!

Scooby dooby doo

Where are you?

Ya ya ya ya ya

Ooh la la la

Batman! Batman!

I know you'll catch that villain!

Scooby doo and Batman appeared out of nowhere. Pretzel and Cinnamon were dancing around them yelling "I like blueberry pie!" Maxwell was cowering in a corner, muttering about scientific theories and virtually impossible. Suddenly, the ground shook. A huge figure appeared beyond the trees, which turned out to be a giant Spat! Spat lifted all the hams into the air, and, smiling evilly, threw them down his throat! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The hams opened their eyes. They were laying on the kitchen floor.

"Was that a dream?" Pashy asked

"You wish" Said Jingle, Pointing to Pretzel and Cinnamon, who were pulling on Maxwell's ears.

"Another idiot, great." Cappy muttered, darkly.

Well, what didja think? Now that there's a new ham, i'm open to new ideas! I'm expecting some great ones from my pal Unigator!

"Remember, kids, Pretzel likes it when you review!"

Stop it Pretzy, ur gonna scare my reviewers away! (conks Pretzel with welding iron) Please review! (no matter what Pretzel says)