Chapter 2: I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past, Believe it!

Nabiki was sleeping when the clock struck one, she was awoken by a boy yelling "I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past, Believe it!" She nearly fell out of bed when she saw a boy with blond hair smiling. He was dressed like a ninja.

"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past, Naruto Uzumaki!" said or should I say yelled the boy.

Nabiki stared at the boy, then again, she remembered what Nami told her about the Ghost of Christmas Past, that he was loud, but she didn't say this loud.

Beauty turned to me and said "Why Naruto?"

"He's a ninja and ninja's are part of the past." I said.

"Oh" said Beauty.

"I'm going to show you your past, Believe it!" yelled Naruto.

"Okay" said Nabiki not sure what to say.

The scene changed to a school, it was snowing.

"Don't worry they can't see us!" yelled Naruto.

"That's was half of the things I was worried about" said Nabiki, the other half was about them hearing him because he's so loud.

A younger Nabiki was working in class a lone when a young woman with short blue hair approached her.

"Nabiki" said the woman.

"What is it Ms. Kurosawa?" asked the younger Nabiki.

"Who's that?" asked Naruto.

"That was my most trusted teacher, Ms. Kurosawa, she was someone I could always trust, unlike my other teacher."

"Why aren't you at home?" asked Ms. Kurosawa.

"Well my father…" said the younger Nabiki.

"He's mean and abusive?" said Ms. Kurosawa.

"I wish, she keeps crying..." said the younger Nabiki.

Beauty turned to me, "Wait? Why did you change that?"

"Because I can't imagine a father that abuses Nabiki just a crybaby." I said.

"Where did you get that?" asked Beauty.

"Have you ever watch Ranma ½?" I asked.

She shook her head no.

"Can I stay Christmas with you?" asked the younger Nabiki.

"Um…" said Ms. Kurosawa.

Suddenly a woman with long brown hair came in the room… drunk.

"Who's that!" said Naruto.

"Ms. Yukari… I don't want to talk about her… not what happened with the buggy…." said Nabiki who began to shiver.

"Maybe you should go home." said Ms Kurosawa with a panicked look.

The younger Nabiki left the class… practically running, she did not see Ms. Yukari drive her buggy too many bad memories.

"Okay… what's with the buggy jokes?" asked Beauty.

"Have you seen Azumanga Daioh?" I asked.

"Yes… oh I get it, the Yukari-mobile," said Beauty.

The scene sifted to the younger Nabiki walking the streets alone.

"Nabiki!" called a voice.

She turned around and saw her older sister Kasumi.

"Who's that?" asked Naruto.

"That's my late sister Kasumi… she died while giving birth to my nephew Ranma" said Nabiki sadly.

"Your Nephew's Ranma? I can beat him in a fight, believe it!" yelled Naruto.

Nabiki looked at me, "Why did you cast him?" she asked me.

"He's a ninja. Plus I want to see how long it will take before you snap at him." I said.

Back with the past, the younger Nabiki turned to her sister, "Nabiki, father it worried about you."

"That crybaby worries about everything." said younger Nabiki.

"You know he's only like that since mother died…" said Kasumi.

"I know…" said younger Nabiki.

"He knows how you feel about his crying, he'll stop, just for Christmas." said Kasumi.

"Okay," said Nabiki.

"Kasumi was always there for me." said Nabiki sadly.

"Wow I wish I had someone who was there me… I wish…" said Naruto who was hit by a paper fan held by me. I grab him by the collar and yell out "This is Nabiki's turn to be angst! Got that if and when I write a Naruto fanfic I will get to your angst but this isn't your story, your job is to be loud and annoying, got that!" I yelled.

Naruto nodded, Beauty just sighed, "I think you went a little over board on that" said Beauty.

I and Beauty leave and the scene sifts to a Christmas party, "This s the party from my first job, I worked for Nobuyuki, he was nice and it was good paying job, it was though this job I met Nami… and also I met him at this party." said Nabiki.

A younger Nabiki was talking to Nami when a young man with brown hair approached her, "Hey baby want to get some tea?" he asked.

"Was that him?" asked Naruto.

"No…" said Nabiki.

"No… sorry," said the younger Nabiki, she walked away from him to be approached by another young man this time he had blonde hair, part of it was covering his eye and he was smoking he grabbed her hand.

"Oh my lovely, I would do anything to be with you" he said.

"Is that him?" asked Naruto.

"No…" said Nabiki begging to get a little annoyed begging to remember what happens next.

She walked away from that only to be approached by yet another young man, this time he had brown hair and squinty eyes. "Hi there, your one of most beautiful women I have ever seen!" he said.

"Is that him?" asked Naruto.

"No…" said Nabiki putting her face in hand.

"I'm sorry but no" said the younger Nabiki.

She walked away only be approached by yet another young man he had blue eyes and had his hair in a short ponytail, "Hello there, will give me the honor of bearing my child?" he asked.

The younger Nabiki's eyes bugged out. She slapped him.

"I take that wasn't him ether" said Naruto.

"Nope…" said Nabiki.

"Boy you were popular." said Naruto.

"No, I wasn't… they were just perverts" said Nabiki, she pointed to the young men, the first one was hitting on a girl with green hair who was now shocking him, the second one was hitting on Nami, the third one was hitting on a young woman with green hair wearing a police uniform and the last was hitting on a girl with a large boomerang on her back which she used to hit him with.

"Geez, they sure are perverted Believe it!" yelled Naruto.

The younger Nabiki was approached again… this time by an older man with glasses, a weird shadow on his face and his mouth hanging open, "You're a high school girl, right?" he yelled.

"Emma…" cried the younger Nabiki.

"That's not in the script! Security Team B!" I yelled.

"But would Team A be better?" said Beauty.

"They wouldn't touch him with a 1000 pole." I said.

The two Pokemon trainers showed up, Matt grabbed his hands, while Peter let out Cloyster who acted as a gun.

"Why couldn't be Team A?" asked the man.

"Are you going to edit this out?" asked Beauty.

"Nope..." I said.

The younger Nabiki just shook her head, she saw the snack table, which was just a weird yellow sun thing saying "Churros, get your churros." Until suddenly it went nuts and began to run, she was as a deer caught in the head light when some grabbed her and got out the way out of the crazy sun thing. The person was very handsome, he had his head shaved a bit and had a ponytail. Nabiki began to blush.

"You cast Tenchi in this role? Isn't that a little dangerous?" asked Beauty.

"Don't worry, I made sure to tell that Ryoko and Ayeka that he would break with her, plus they don't appear 'till the next chapter in a cameo so they won't try to kill her." I said.

"I hope so…" said Beauty, "Oh why did you cast Don Patch in that role?"

"Because it's a Christmas party scene… I wanted to the same thing he did in the second episode" I said.

"Hello" said the younger Nabiki.

"Hi, um you so you must be Nabiki…" said the young who saved her.

"Yes… you are?" asked the younger Nabiki.

"I'm Tenchi" said the young man.

"Your Nobuyuki's son." said Nabiki.

"Yeah… though I'm a little embarrassed with my dad." said Tenchi.

"I understand why" said the younger Nabiki.

She turned to the 4 young who hit on her, "No luck" said the blonde.

"Time for the last resort!" said the first guy, he took out 4 hats… each one had mistletoe on it, he put one his head, the blonde and "Will you bear my child" guy was about to put it on but before the guy with squinty eyes were going to put it a hand grabbed him by the ear and began to pull him, it belong to a red haired girl who hair was put into a pony tail to the side.

"Brock, I can't leave you alone for a second" said the girl.

"What are we going to with Brock's hat?" aside the "Will you bear my child?" guy.

"I have an idea, hey Nobuyuki!" called the first guy.

Nobuyuki, a man that was pretty old wearing glasses and mustache showed up, both Tenchi and younger Nabiki's eyes bugged out when he put the 4th hat on his.

"I think we should avoid your father for the rest of the party…" said the younger Nabiki.

"Yeah, yeah" said Tenchi.

"I knew I blocked something from my memory about that party…" said Nabiki with an eye twitch.

"Mistletoe hats! I should do something like that!" said Naruto.

The scene shifted to Nabiki and Tenchi walking out of the party together and Nobuyuki begging carried out by the "will you bear my child" guy. "I shouldn't have introduced him to Sango…" he said.

"So what happened between you two?" yelled Naruto.

"Well it happened around Christmas time too, years later" said Nabiki.

The scene once again shifted, and it was in her office, the younger Nabiki was singing "Silver and Gold" while counting Money, Tenchi came into the room.

"Nabiki… I would like to break up." said Tenchi.

Just then there was the sound of two woman cheering, as if celebrating those words. I yell out the window, "Quiet you two, your not in this chapter!"

"I think the love is gone, all you care about is money "said Tenchi.

"So… money is everything" said the younger Nabiki.

"No it's not, good bye!" said Tenchi who then left.

"Wow he dumped you, Believe it!" yelled Naruto.

That was it, Nabiki could take the loud mouth ninja ghost anymore "Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! That's all you have basically said if you don't send me back right now I will pull out a vacuum and send you to the ghost busters! Believe it!" yelled Nabiki.

"Okay, okay" said Naruto. He sent her back to her room.

"That was weird." said Nabiki.

The clock struck 2:00 and she heard in the other room someone signing about fruit…

Mini Story! Various Anime Mascots and Fire Fist Ace in "Frosty the Snowman!"

(Ponygon, Chopper, Do-Do and Menchi were building a snowman. Chopper stuck a carrot while Ponygon drooled at the sight and Menchi and Do-Do were about to put on a top hat when Pikachu showed up)

Pikachu: O.o Pikachu! Pikachu, pika pika! Pikachu! (Translation: Don't put the hat onto the snowman! It will come to life and Kill us! It's true!)

(Do-Do and Menchi looked at each other while Chopper decides to explain something)

Chopper: Your confused about Frosty the Snowman, this is one from the classic special while the one your talking about is the one from the Trey Parker and Matt Stone did before they did the infamous Sprit of Christmas (No really, look it up)

Pikachu: Pika… (Translation: Oh, yeah…)

(Do-Do and Menchi put the Magical hat and it came to life)

Frosty: Happy Bir- (before he could finish his sentence Ponygon bit his nose off) Ow… ow you (beep) horse, you (beep) bit off my nose! That's it you bit my nose so I'm going to eat all of you.

Do-Do: Do do! (Translation: Oh no!)

Ponygon: Meru meur mei! (Translation: That crazed snowman is going to eat us!)

Menchi: Woof woof… (Translation: Welcome to my world)

(The other 4 mascots stare at Menchi, sure it was true that she was the emergency food supply of a crazed girl but she isn't have to bring that up, they began to run as their lives depended)

Pikachu: Pikachu (Translation: Told you so)

Menchi: Woof woof! Woof! (Yeah you were, Ponygon! This all your fault)

Ponygon: meru meru mei! (Translation: Hey it have happened if Ryo-oh-ki came too)

Do-Do: Do do (That's true)

Chopper: Why do I feel like I've been down this road before (No really when he was introduced Sanji and Luffy tried to eat him)

(Suddenly Pikachu, Menchi, Ponygon and Chopper tripped on something, Do-Do didn't since she could fly)

Do-Do: Do Do! Do do (It's a guy! Is he dead?)

Chopper: Oh no! Someone call a doctor!

The other 4: -.-…

(Chopper realizes his mistake)

Chopper: Oh yeah I'm a doctor…

(He uncovered the snow to find Ace)

Chopper: It's Ace.

Mecnhi: Woof? (Translation: Who?)

Chopper: He's form the same anime as me! He has fire powers.

Ponygon: Meu meu (Translation: Great how does that help when he's dead?)

Chopper: He just suffers from narcolepsy.

Pikachu: Pika! (Translation: Wake him)

Frosty: Here's frosty.

Ace (waking up): huh?

Chopper: (very fast) We were building a snow man, it came to life and Ponygon bit it's nose off and now it want to eat us!

Menchi (mumbling): Woof… (Translation: And I thought Excel spoke fast…)

Ace O.o: What?

Chopper: Just melt that snowman!

Frosty: Oh crap it's Fire Fist Ace!

(The snowman ran away who then killed by me)

Me: Sorry… I was late, I'm not used to snow since I'm from SF, we never get snow there.

Everyone else: -.-… That was a weird ending…

End of Mini-Story.

Next Time: Nabiki is visited by the ghost of Christmas Present, a ditzy girl who likes to draw on fruits. Will Nabiki change when she how others think of her?

Contains the Try Outs for Ghost of Christmas yet to come.

A/N: Here's the note worthy Anime Cameos:

Miss Yukari (Azumanga Daioh)

Ataru (Urusei Yatsura) (he was the first guy)

Sanji (One Piece) (he was the blond guy)

Brock (Pokemon) (he was the squinty eyed guy)

Miroku (Inu-Yasha) (he was the guys who asked Nabiki Will you bear my child)

Mr. Kimura (Azumanga Daioh) (Creepy guy that was carried away)

Lum (Urusei Yatsura) (Girl Ataru hit's on after Nabiki)

Officer Jenny (Pokemon) (Girl Brock hit's on)

Sango (Inu-Yasha) (Girl Miroku hits on)

Don Patch (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) (he was the weird sun thing selling Churros)

Misty (Pokemon) (Pulled Brock away by the ear)