Chapter 2: A Fruity Present
And now we return to An Anime Christmas Carol sponsored by 4kids cookies. Cookies so good you'll say "Hey You son of bitch! These are rice balls!"
"This fanfic has a sponsor?" yelled Beauty.
Nabiki came into the other room to find a girl wearing a white robe and a circle of fruits on her head, she was drawing on fruits that was all over the room.
"Mr. Applkins. Mr. Applkins" sang the girl.
"This is the ghost of Christmas Present?" said Nabiki with her eye twitching.
I show up saying "What the Ghost of Christmas Present has a fruit hat and when I think fruit I think Suzy from Zatch Bell." I said.
"Okay…" sighed Nabiki and I leave.
It has been minutes when Suzy finally noticed Nabiki, "Oh hello, I'm the ghost of Christmas Present, I'm going to show what's going on this Christmas" said the ditzy girl.
"O…k" said Nabiki with a sigh.
The scene sifted to her nephew's Christmas party, there is a huge table of food but no ones touching it but a boy in a Straw Hat, instead if they get hungry they are eating a living thing of Jell-O.
"Quit eating me!" said the Jell-O.
"They are eating Jelly Jiggler!" yelled Beauty.
"It's winter knight's idea, so was sponsor just to let you know that joke was his, thanks sweetie!" I said.
A young woman with short dark blue hair came in, she was angry that no one was eating the food but the boy in the Straw Hat.
"Why isn't anyone eating my food?" asked the young woman.
"No offence but Luffy is the only that can survive your cooking." Said a girl with brown hair.
"I'm so hungry, maybe I can survive her cooking…" said a blonde girl.
"No Excel!" said a blonde woman with weird hair ornaments on her head.
The blonde woman takes one bite, and begins to get sick.
"Oh Lord Ilpalazzo I will miss you so much. Oh lord Ilpalazzo…" cried the girl who ate the cooking.
"Don't die excel! Hang on Excel!" said a girl with blonde hair and red ribbon.
"I'm glad I didn't come to this party." said Nabiki.
"Looks like your cooking killed another person Akane!" said Ranma.
"Ranma!" mumbled the young woman with dark blue hair, Akane.
"Well um… we have a musical guest, Parco Fulgore!" said Ranma.
A man dress in a weird outfit with a kid with a duck bill wearing footy pajamas show up.
"Kanchome do it!" said the man.
"All right!" said the kid with the duck bill.
He began to sing his hit song, Chichi Wo Moge, needless to say Akane wasn't very happy.
She tried to hold in her anger so she said "Why not sing something Christmassy" said Akane.
"Why okay Akane!" said Fulgore, the singer, he began to sing "Jingle Boobs Jingle Boobs, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze"
"Why you pervert!" yelled Akane who began to beat up Fulgore.
The next few minutes of the party was very awkward, someone yelled out side "Oh my god! Onion Shot his eye out!" when suddenly a Chinese girl burst though the door.
"Oh no! Great grandmother sold mugaie from shop, and someone splashed water and fed it after midnight!" said the girl.
I show up and say "I'm sorry Shampoo your joke has been cut, I don't like that movie so here's a flash light and bye bye" I said.
I shut the door and the next few minutes was also awkward until the brown haired girl gets an idea, "I know let's play a guessing game, I think of something and you try to guess." Said the girl, "You can guess what it is or you can guess what its like."
"That's not a bad idea Tomo." said Ranma.
"I'll go first, is a hamster Nyo?" asked a girl with green hair wearing a hat that looks like a cat.
"No Dijiko, it's not a hamster" said Tomo, the girl with brown hair.
"Is it meat?" asked the boy in a Straw hat, named Luffy taking a brake from eating.
"No Luffy it's not meat." said Tomo.
"Is it a pervert?" asked a girl with pink hair.
"No Sakura, it's not a pervert." said Tomo.
"Is it meat?" asked Luffy once again taking a break from eating.
"… No Luffy it's not meat." said Tomo.
"Is it Lord Ilpalazzo?" said the girl who ate Akane's cooking Excel who was suddenly better.
"No it's not Lord Ilpalazzo." said Tomo.
"Is it meat?" asked Luffy again taking a break from eating.
"For the last time Luffy it's not meat!" yelled the entire party but Akane who was still beating up Fulgore.
"Is it mean?" asked a red haired girl.
"Yes, Ichigo it is something mean" said Tomo.
"Is it that demon Ryoko?" asked a young woman with purple hair.
"Ha ha that'sh vewy funny princessh." said a drunk woman with cyan hair.
"No Ayeka, it's not Ryoko." said Tomo.
"Is it a person?" asked the blonde girl with a ribbon.
"Yes, Minako it's a person." said Tomo.
"It is Megumi?" asked the girl with pink hair in a braid.
"No Komugi, it's not Megumi, or anyone named Megumi." said Tomo.
"I know, is it Nabiki Scrooge?" asked the girl with the weird hair ointments.
"Yes, Ranprha got it, it's Nabiki Scrooge" said
Nabiki seemed hurt by this, turning to Suzy for comfort, who was busy drawing on an orange… from the snack table. Minako was staring at the floating piece of fruit.
"Oh my god, it's a ghost!" yelled Minako.
"Call the Ghost Busters!" said Sakura.
"Call the lady from Poltergeist!" said Ranprha.
"Call that Stage hand that can see ghosts!" said Tomo.
"Which Stage hand is that? Maggie." said Ayeka.
"No, the one that's not an OC… oh yeah Kagome!" said Tomo.
Nabiki was panicking, "Scene sift! Scene sift!" she yelled.
"What!" said Suzy.
"Just Scene shift." said Nabiki.
"Okay." said Suzy.
The scene sifted… to a school auditorium. A blonde boy in a weird green hat was playing the piano while other kids danced except for two a haired girl wearing a blue dress and a boy with blonde hair wear a yellow shirt with a black zigzag.
"Now Zatch Brown, you have to find a good Christmas Tree." said the girl.
"Good grief" said the boy, Zatch Brown.
Both me and Beauty show up "Wait, she scene sifted to Zatch Bell presents A Charlie Brown Christmas." said Beauty.
"Is there such a fic?" I asked.
"Okay… what do I have to do with this?" asked Nabiki.
A boy with brown hair showed up "Waw, waw waw, waw waw." He said he took taffy out of his mouth., "This Taffy sure is good."
"Kiyo!" said Suzy.
"That explains much." said both me and Nabiki.
I pull Suzy away and tells her that I'll give her all the fruit she wants if she scene sifts now. She goes back to Nabiki and the scene sifts once again this time to a house. There was a woman with dark blue hair pulled into a ponytail. A girl with red and pigtails is helping her set up the table. Anther girl red hair who was little older and a boy with black hair is sitting at the table, and a boy with a cane and fox tail is getting excited.
"I hope dad comes home!" said the boy with a fox tail.
"You know that witch Scrooge is making him work late again." said the older girl.
"Hibari!" said the woman.
"You call her that too." said the older girl, Hibari.
"I know…" said the woman.
There was a knock at the door and the boy opened it, it was a girl with blue shoulder length hair.
"Hey Mirabel, what's going on?" asked the boy.
"They say Onion shot his eye out with his present, want to see?" asked the girl Mirabel.
"Mom?" asked the boy.
"Just make it quick, and be careful of the protestors outside… knowing them they hate you." said the woman.
She looks out the window, the casts of Digimon is outside with picket signs.
I show up with Beauty "Why is the cast of Digimon picketing."
"Because I never use them in any of my fanfic and winter knight mention them and is a huge fan. I guess they chose this scene and location because it's the only I mentioned that had a main character of Pokemon that's not a cameo." I said.
"Oookay." said Beauty.
"Just be careful Ash and come back quick." said the woman.
The boy, Ash and Mirabel left. After about 10 minutes Inu came though the door.
"Hi everyone! I'm home!" said Inu.
"Daddy!" said Hibari and the other girl.
"Hibari, Chiyo." said Inu.
The boy with the foxtail jumped up to Inu, "Dad! Your home. I love you so much… I suddenly feel dirty." Said the boy he turned to me, "Why did you cast us in these roles again?"
I shrug, "It was the only one I can think of." I said.
Ash came in look al little bruised and battered "Onion did shoot his eye out, it he only shot his glasses… that Usopp" said Ash.
"What happened to you?" asked Inu.
"Those Digimon protestors, got angry with the fact that I have prominent role while they don't have any I tried to explain that Emma's not a fan but they still got angry with me." said Ash.
There was an awkward silence.
"Can we start eating?" asked the younger girl, Chiyo.
They began to eat their Christmas goose.
"Goose? Got any ramen?" asked Inu.
"Sit!" yelled Kagome who appeared next to me. Inu was thrown to the floor. The boy with the foxtail began to laugh, "That is so funny" said the boy who began to cough.
"Now Tiny Shippo, don't laugh at your father's misfortune" said the woman.
"Tiny Shippo your mother has a point…" said Inu who realized something "Wait how can a half dog demon and a human woman have three human children and a full Fox Demon child?"
"Kagome…" I asked with big eyes.
"Okay… Sit" said Kagome and once again Inu fell to the ground.
"You know, you should try to grow a spine when around Scrooge, I know we need the money for Shippo but maybe you should get a better job" said the woman, everyone began to stare at her, "I'm the only one whose serous about this, aren't I?"
"Yeah, Sakura, pretty much" I said.
"Well I can't find another job and besides… she's black mailing me." said Inu, "She has pictures… picture of me and her."
"What?" said Kagome.
"Uh-oh…" said Inu.
Kagome began to angry "I'm okay with you being married to Sakura but this draws the line! The reason why your working is because she pictures of you with Kikyo?" said Kagome.
Inu looked at Kagome "Pretty much" said Inu.
She began to cry, "Don't cry." said Inu.
"I'm not crying! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!" yelled Kagome.
The other members of the cast walk away slowly "I'm going to train…" said Sakura, the woman.
"I'm going to play with Densuke" said Hibari.
"I'm going to see if Osaka wants anything" said Chiyo.
"I'm, going to fight those protestors!" said Ash.
"And I'll watch since it's funny" said Tiny Shippo.
Nabiki turned to Suzy who was drawing on an orange "Um… Suzy maybe we should scene shift" said Nabiki.
"Oh yeah right" said Suzy.
The scene shifted to a church grave yard "This is where I leave bye-bye!" said Suzy who just her standing there.
Nabiki turned around and saw…
Mini-Story, The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Try Outs
Me: hey there, the try-outs for Ghost of Christmas yet to come did not turn out so well, want to watch.
Call Sheet: Looking for Someone Scary to Play the Ghost of Christmas yet to Come.
Audition One
(Nabiki around sees someone who is not anime character)
Nabiki: Who are you.
Character: I'm Skeletor!
Me: O.o Skeletor? -.- Sorry you're not an anime character, we are going to have to cute you.
Skeletor: What I need the job, I don't get any royalties from the DVDs.
Me: Sorry.
winter knight (appearing beside me): Can I have your autograph first?
Skeletor: Sure thing.
(Cut back to me)
Me: -.- They get worse…
Audition 2
(Nabiki turns around and sees Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho)
Botan: I'm going to show your future.
Me: Sorry, I have to cut you for two reasons, 1. You're not scary and 2. I'm not a Yu Yu Hakusho fan, sorry.
Botan: What about my cousin.
Me: Sure I'll see.
(Cut back to me)
Me: You'll laugh at who her cousin is.
Audition 3:
(Nabiki turns around and sees Grim form the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
Grim: Time to see your future.
Nabiki: What?
Grim: Time yo see your future.
Nabiki: I can't under stand your accent… plus there's that whole Bob Marley thing.
Me: Yeah and the face your not anime character… sorry. It's just that when I found out you're Botan's cousin I assumed you were an anime character
(Cut back to me)
Me: This one well I think you should read for your self.
Audition 4:
(Nabiki turns around and sees Bon Clay)
Nabiki: o.O What…
Bon Clay: The audition, called for someone scary.
Me: But not that kind of scary. You're cut.
Bon Clay: But I can change. (Turns into Grim) See.
Me: I'm sorry, but I have to escort you out, Security Team A!
(Usa and Ko up)
Ko: Time to go.
(Bon Clay touches Usa and turns into her.)
Bon Clay (Usa's voice): Now you can't tell which is which.
Ko: I have a way (builds up for suspense) (Very Quickly) A Homo Says what?
(Me and Nabiki anime fall)
Bon Clay and Usa: What?
Ko: -.- Oh yeah, Usa's a complete moron… (thinks) Oh I have it! Usa, why don't you hate pirates?
(The real Usa began to blush bright red and began babble incoherently, Ko grabs Bon Clay by the arm like a cop and sticks a kunai to his neck)
Ko (Angrily): Just be thankful I don't hate pirates anymore.
(Ko escorts Bon Clay off the set)
Nabiki: Didn't you just set up 4 auditions, what are you going to do now?
Me (thinking): I have it! (I run off)
(Cut to a bar called Club Styx, the 4 characters sitting drinking)
Skeletor: Thanks for treating us to this joint.
Botan: It was not a problem.
(Suddenly He-Man shows up)
He-Man: Skeletor! It's time to fight.
Skeletor: I'm not Skeletor, (Points to Grim) That's Skeletor.
(He-Man begins to beat up grim, Botan and Bon Clay look at each other)
Bon Clay: American Cartoons sure are weird.
(Cut back to me)
Me: Maggie, where did we that footage.
(Maggie from Pokemon Angels shrugs, not knowing ether)
Me: Okay, so by process of elimination: It's not Bon Clay or Botan, it's also not Skeletor and Grim and I'm sorry to say this Isla but Trunks is not the Ghost of Christmas yet to come, as I stated in chapter 8 of The Rabbit and The Cat I'm not a Dragon Ball Z fan. Only winter knight knows who the Ghost is, find out next time!
Next Time: You won't except who the ghost of Christmas Yet to Come is. When Nabiki sees her future will she change? Contains Mini-Story in which Hermie the Elf examines some anime character's teeth... and nearly goes insane.
A/N: Here's the note worthy Anime Cameos:
Luffy (One Piece)
Jelly Jiggler (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo)
Akane (Ranma 1/2)
Tomo (Azumanga Daioh)
Excel (Excel Saga)
Ranprha (Galaxy Angel)
Minako (Sailor Moon)
Fulgore (Zatch Bell)
Kanchome (Zatch Bell)
Shampoo (Ranma 1/2)
Dijiko (Di Gi Charat)
Sakura (Naruto)
Ichigo (Mew Mew)
Ayeka (Tenchi Muyo)
Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
Komugi (Nurse Witch Komugi)
Yopopo (Zatch Bell) (Schroeder like character in the Charlie Brown joke)
Tia (Zatch Bell) (Lucy like Character in Charlie Brown joke)
Zatch (Zatch Bell) (Zatch Brown, Charlie Brown like character in the joke)
Kiyo (Zatch Bell)
Mirabel (DoReMi)
Mentioned by name: Onion (One Piece), Megumi (Nurse Witch Komugi) and Usopp (One Piece).