WOW! You guys have made me so freakin happy! Here's a special chapter to celebrate 60 reviews! It's special because it uses the ideas of several fans (who I don't feel like individually writing thank you notes to)! Captain Deoxys, I will not use the term Godzilla sized, but I will make them really big! This is the last time, I repeat, the last time I will make them really big! Nothing you can do will change that. Enjoy the story! Oh, and Ps, for those who don't know who Prof. Catty is, read Hamtaro Potter by D. L. Lion.

Chapter 9: A magical visitor

After being asked hundreds of times whether or not the fridge had any blueberry pie in it, Boss finally went to Maxwell for help.

"Just make it stop, Max." Boss sobbed. Maxwell looked like he had an incredibly risky idea in his mind.

"Hey Max, you look like you have an incredibly risky idea in your mind."

"Oh, well, yes. I do." Maxwell stated. He invited all the hams into his room.

"So, all who think we need help for Cinnamon and Pretzel, say I." All the hams said I. "Well," Maxwell stated. "It's settled, then. I'm calling for Professor Catty"

"Who's Prof. Catty? Asked all the hams.

"She's an incredibly powerful sorceress. I read about her."

"How do we get her here?" Hamtaro asked.

"She'll need a flying sorcerer!" Howdy joked. Nobody laughed.

"I have an idea!" Cappy broke into a chant. "Pretzel and Cinnamon need some discipline, we need Professor Catty's help, so come here quick, don't make us yelp!" Suddenly, a puff of white smoke appeared in the middle of the room. Once the smoke cleared, it revealed who must have been Prof. Catty, for who else could it be?

"What in ham hell am I doing here?" She coughed.

"Wow, I did not think that would work." Cappy sounded amazed.

"Professor, you have been summoned by us." Maxwell told her, for he alone knew the proper manor in which to address a sorceress. "We would like you to help us sort out two very naughty hams." Maxwell explained about Pretzel and Cinnamon, and their many, shall we say, adventures.

"Alright, I'll help." Catty uttered. "Where are they?" But she was knocked to the ground before she could receive an answer. Two cream colored blurs appeared on her back, leaving Catty face flat on the floor and gasping for air. Maxwell and Boss pulled them off.

"Cough! Are these the delinquents you speak of?" Catty asked.

"Indeed" Maxwell responded.

"You did not include mustaches in your description." Catty pointed.

"Guilty as charged." Stan giggled, holding up the marker.

"Can we get on with this?" Sandy asked, glowering at Stan.

"That crash took a lot out of me." Catty told them "but I'll see what I can do." She placed the two against the wall and drew a long, slender wand. She pointed it at them and cried "delin begano!" Pretzel and Cinnamon began to grow. After five minutes, they were the size of twenty elephants! Or sixty horses! Or two hundred pack mules, seventy very large goats and a chicken! They were really, really big, OK!

What followed was, as you'd expect, a very large and exciting battle scene! However, it was much too violent for a kid's fiction like this. So… insert battle scene here We'll just skip ahead!

Pretzel and Cinnamon had destroyed the entire human world! Broken bits of cars and factories lay strewn across the streets. Rubble and trash was everywhere! Not a soul lay alive in the entire world! But, it was the human world, and from a hamster's point of view, who cares?

"Wow, Pretzel! I can't believe you made the US. Army surrender!" Stan said, patting Pretzel on the back. (he was normal sized now) Sandy glared at Stan.

"Let's try this again." Boss told Catty. She raised her wand. "Perticus cinnamonus!" Pretzel and Cinnamon sprouted huge furry wings.

"Oh, my! I don't know a cure for this spell!" Catty uttered, as they flapped around the room, tackling each other in mid air. Panda seized Catty's wand.

"Wingious falapoiski!" Panda cried. The wings vanished, causing them to tumble down.

"How did you know what spell to use?" Catty asked, after Panda had handed her back her wand.

"Easy, I looked ahead in the script!" Panda held out a large booklet entitled SCRIPT.

"Give that to me!" Boss cried. "We can use it to find out what spell to…" But Pretzel had already eaten it. "Back to the drawing board."

The remaining attempts resulted about as well as you would have thought. The spells resulted in very strange things. Including turning Pretzel and Cinnamon into cheese, (the hams had a hell of a time trying to get them to stop eating themselves) and causing them to speak in high pitched voices, which shattered glass.

"This is the last try!" Catty told them after much begging. "Blubberi piutus!" At first nothing happened, then, the hams heard a rumbling from the closet. Two, hamster sized, horses emerged, both of them made entirely of blueberry pie! Pretzel and Cinnamon leapt onto these horses, who carried them out of the clubhouse and into the sunset.

"Do you think they're gone forever?" asked Oxnard.

"No." Stan answered. It's only a matter of time before they eat those horses."

Prof. Catty disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving the hams with a feeling of disappointment.

"You know what?" Cappy told them. "I'm getting a craving for blueberry pie." Everyone laughed.

Well, tell me watcha think bout my anniversary chapter! I'm only gonna write five more chappies at the most, I gotta have room for new stories. Bye-Q