Chapter 4: A Ghostly Future
Nabiki stared at the ghost, not because she was scared but because she was confused. It was very small, it face was like a skull with one red in the eyes holes that appeared to switch and it's body… well it was hard to describe, but one thing was for sure it wasn't scary.
"What are you?" asked Nabiki.
"Duskull" said the ghost.
"Duskull, what's that?" asked Nabiki.
I show up with Beauty at my side, Beauty's eye is twitching.
"Is that what I think it is?" asked Beauty.
"I don't know…" I said throwing a small red thing at Nabiki's head.
Nabiki picked up the small red device, she opened it and pointed it to the ghost.
"Duskull, the Requiem Pokemon. Duskull can pass though any wall no matter how thick it may be. Once This Pokemon chooses a target, it will doggedly pursue the intended victim until the break of dawn." said the device in a female robotic voice.
Nabiki's eye began to twitch "The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come is a POKEMON!" she yelled.
"Duskull." Said Duskull (Translation: That's right)
Beauty looked at me "Why a Pokemon? Anyone would have better… well more threatening!" said Beauty.
I don't say anything, I just adjust my glasses letting the light hit it.
"Duskull" said Duskull (Translation: Come with me)
"What?" asked Nabiki.
"Read the translation notes!" I yelled out.
Nabiki read the translation notes and grumbled "Fine" she said.
The scene sifted to the Cratchet home, the family looked sad for some reason, well Inu looked scared… because of a certain stage hand who found out that Nabiki was black mailing in the last scene they were in.
"Inu?" said Sakura.
"Huh?" asked Inu.
"What?" said Sakura.
"What's the line?" whispered Inu.
Yuki the mamodo popped up "It's you know I miss I tiny Shippo"
"You know I miss Tiny Shippo." Said Inu Yuki left and Inu sighed, "It doesn't feel right saying that"
"SIT!" yelled Kagome, Inu collapsing into a hole.
"Me too." said Chiyo.
"I loved the way how you guys always fought and that weird voice would appear and you fall downing in a strange hole." said Ash.
"Yeah, it was pretty funny." said Hibari.
"I miss him so much" cried Sakura.
"Now Sakura, don't cry." Said Inu he went comfort her, he was using his best acting unfortunately even Kagome bought it, he turned around to see Kagome with an angry aura around her.
"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!" yelled Kagome.
"I should have cast in something after all… Security Team A! Team B!" I yelled out.
Both security team showed up… things got even more out of hand with Peter.
"Got beaten up by Digimon, eh MR. Tomato Head!" said Peter to Ash.
Ash began to get angry, so red his face resembled a tomato.
"Hey, can't you please not mess with Ash and help us with this angry girl!" said Ko with her hand covering Kagome's mouth.
"Now Kagome breath in and out!" said Usa trying to calm her down.
"Duskull…" said Duskull (Translation: Thank god I'm just in this fanfic.)
Nabiki read the translation note and then the script "So what happened to Tiny Shippo?"
"Duskull, dus dus Duskull" said Duskull. (Translation: He was very sick, and he died… that's just about it, it's not suppose to happen in tow years.)
"In two years?" said Peter, "Well I can predict what happens to Ash within the next year, Ash catches a Snorunt, wins the 8th badge, Snorunt evolves into a Glalie, Ash gets to the Hoenn League, Ash loses the Hoenn League, Ash goes back to Pallet town, Ash leaves behind Torkoal and Glalie, but brings Phanpy with him, Ash challenges the Battle Frontier, Ash beats Norland, Ash beats Greta, Ash beats Tucker and Ash's Phanpy evolves. That's all happens in the next year US fans!" said Peter.
"Thanks for spoiling the next year." said Ash sarcastically.
"You're welcome Captain Oblivious." said Peter.
"Who said you could use that name!" yelled Ko.
"Hey you cat girl, I came with the name first, who said you could use it!" said Peter.
"Shut up! Just shut up! Peter, stop making fun of Ash! Ash, ignore Peter! Kagome calm down! Ko, Peter did come up with it first! Matt… do what ever you wee doing! Usa, thanks for not making it worse…" I yelled.
Everyone on set was huddling together including Nabiki and Duskull as well as the people behind the scenes and Beauty.
"Emma scares me…" said Ash.
"She scares all of us" said Ko.
I laugh nervously "Um… Duskull can you scene sift?" I ask.
"Duskull" said Duskull nervously (Translation: Okay)
The scene sifted to the church grave yard.
"So Inu's son died… and I had no idea he was sick. I just kept him there with fake pictures of him with Kikyo…" said Nabiki who saw the tombstone of said clay pot.
Kikyo showed up "Hey! Did you have to call me that?" she said
"Sorry, but it's true, everyone calls you it and it's better than a name I read for you on a review site… Easy Bake Kikyo." I said.
"That's true" said Kikyo and the priestess/clay pot left.
"That was weird…" said Nabiki.
"Duskull, dus kull… kull" said Duskull (Translation: You should consider yourself lucky, the last chapter is semimetal… and I'm not in it)
Nabiki read the note "I guess your right" she said.
Duskull led her to a grave… her grave.
"Oh man, I'm going to die within the next two year?" she yelled.
"Duskull!" said Duskull (Translation: And I'm your executioner)
Nabiki read the note and began to crack up "That's a good one… how can you kill me!" she laughed so hard.
I show up with a bell in my hand "Every time a bell rings a Pokemon evolves!" I said and rung the bell. Duskull began to glow and change shape and size.
"Congratulations your Duskull evolved into a Dusclops" I said.
Dusclops grabbed Nabiki and began to pull her in its body.
"What's going on?" asked Nabiki.
"Use the Pokedex" I said.
She used the Pokedex "Dusclops, the Beckon Pokemon. Dusclops body is completely hallow- there is nothing at all inside. It is said that its body is like a black hole. This Pokemon will absorb anything into it's body, but nothing will ever come out" said the Pokedex.
Beauty showed up behind me "Wow, that's a good twist." said Beauty.
"Well I want to be very best…" I said.
"I'm not going to that…" said Beauty.
"Shoot." I said snapping my fingers.
"Well aren't you going to help me?" said Nabiki.
"Sorry." I said walking away.
"Yeah." said Beauty.
"Hey, hey how am I going to stop this crazed Pokemon?" said Nabiki.
"You know what to do… and you won't like it." I said then I walked away.
Nabiki sighed, she said in a panicked voiced "Okay, okay I learned my lesson, I will help Tiny Shippo, I'll admit to Inu I don't have any pictures, I will take piano lesions, I will give to hungry orphans in Africa just don't kill me!" yelled Nabiki.
Suddenly the scene sifted and she was back in her bed.
"What a weird dream…" she said.
Mini Story, Hermey's Anime Filled Day.
(Hermey was looking a his schedule, all 4 of his patients were from Japan… well o be more specific, one was from Japan, one was from a place called "The Grand Line" one was a place called Transvaal and one was from the distant future, it was his first penitent of the day, a teen age girl with blonde hair held up with buns and pig tails was being dragged in by a young girl with pink hair and a similar hair style and young man with black hair)
Younger Girl: Come on Usagi… it's not going to hurt and he's an elf. He used to be Santa's.
Usagi (Girl): There is no way I'm going to the dentist… Mamo-chan please help me.
Mamoru (Young man): I'm with Chibi-Usa on this… you do have a lot of cavities.
Usagi: Whines.
(Hermey stares at the sight as Mamoru and Chibi-Usa (the younger girl) force Usagi into the chair and being to leave)
Mamoru: We'll be back soon.
Hermey: Why hello there, you must be Usagi.
Usagi: Yes, let's get this over with.
Hermey: By the way you talk you must have a lot of cavities.
Usagi: Yes… getting drilled (Suddenly) Moon Crisis Make-up!
(Cue one minutes long transformation sequence when done with, Usagi cries. The cries are amplified causing huge tremors and other things. When she was done she happily left the office.)
Hermey (Mental Note): Never schedule Usagi Tsukino again…
(After Cleaning up the mess from the sonic attack, it was time for next penitent, a teenaged boy wearing a straw hat, with black showed up)
Hermey: You must be Luffy?
Luffy (boy): Yeah
(Hermey begins to examine, to find he has a lot of cavities and bad plaque)
Hermey: Um… do you even brush.
Luffy: Yes, I e3ven brought my tooth blush. (Take out a dead fish on a stick)
Hermey: o.O
(A/N: Like many One Piece fanfic writer's I tend to exaggerate Luffy's stupidity… THIS IS NOT THE CASE! HE DOES USE A DEAD FISH ON A STICK TO BLUE HIS TEETH! I SAW A PICTRE OF IT AND IT WASN'T FAN ART! IT'S ON THE COVER OF COLOR WALK 2. It's that or he's eating while everyone else is brushing his teeth)
Hermey: You can go now… I don't think I should drill your teeth today.
(Luffy leaves, about 20 minutes later a girl with pink hair with a head band that had flowers on it shows up)
Hermey: You must be Milfuelle.
Milfuelle: I… am, this the first time I have ever been to the dentist so I'm a little scared and I don't blush my teeth very so I'm very scared.
(Hermey sighs, hopefully it won't like Usagi or Luffy, he checked her teeth and everything was fine… perfect)
Hermey: Wow, you rarely ever brush? (Milfuelle nods) and this is the first to a dentist? (Milfuelle nods) Your teeth are perfect.
Milfuelle: That's my luck for you (when the check up was done Milfuelle happily hums while walking out.)
(Hermey is confused, ether the girl is lying or she's incurably lucky, he had to ask Santa about that one… however his worst patent came in… it was not a person but what look like a walking sun.)
Hermey: O.o Are you Don Patch?
Don Patch (the sun thing): Yes I am!
(Hermey begins to check his teeth, they were worse than Usagi and Luffy's combined!)
Hermey: Wow, these are pretty bad… I'm afraid I have to drill them.
Don Patch: Will I live doctor?
Hermey: O.o What?
Don Patch: Will I live… oh no I think I'm not going to make. (It begins to snow paper snow) Oh my life is flashing before my eyes (The background changes to various scenes in Bobobo-bo Bobo-bo)
Hermey: o.O
Don Patch: Oh to die young.
Hermey: -.- You know we could schedule this another time, or you could see another dentist.
Don Patch (mercurially better): Fine with me Doc
(Walks out)
Hermey: O.o I'm never checking anime characters ever again…
Next Time: Final chapter! Nabiki learns her lesion and is nice to everyone.
A/N: Please don't spoil who the ghost of Christmas Yet to Come in Reviews is, I want it to be a surprise. Oh yeah what Peter says about Ash is all true, all that stuff is going to happen in the next year of Pokemon.