Crackfic involving coffee makers, bad puns, glitter glue, and of course, the Ninja Way. Probably should have titled this ShippuDAMN. Not what I intended for my first published fix, but who cares. Rated T just to be safe. Enjoy and review!

Naruto is all just a tv show, and Neji prepares the portrayal of his death scene. Gets teased by Kiba, muses on the craft of acting, and has his emotional moment with Team Gai. But Tenten's reaction to his death surprises him. How do we react to the deaths of those we care about, how are we supposed to act? Neji x Tenten (kind of, but not super "shippy")

cont Forever In The Night; Not only does, young Sakura forcibly become his mate, but she's also expected to have an heir in a year!

Sakura Haruno a determined vampire hunter must partner up with the species she learned to despice in order to defeat the excaped pureblood Madara. Sasuke Uchiha prince to the Pureblood race hater of humans is now having to rely on the hunters association for assistance...they choose the best... and she's female? SasuSaku

Itachi is a hard worker whose dreams were broken at a young age by his own father and Kisame is a rockstar living the dream at a glance but underneath the rich and fame is a deep desire for a companion. What happens when Kisame fires a bandmate and Itachi quits his office job... Read the fic to find out

one-shot. Una de las crisis mas comunes entre los matrimonios es provocada por la infidelidad, esta puede ser de de pensamientos o actos. No obstante al presentarse no importa la forma pues las dos hieren y hacen tambalear las bases de cualquier matrimonio.

Naruto is pregnant and could go into labor anytime. Things get worse when Sasuke has to leave for a secret mission. Naruto has a bad feeling about all of this! Can things really get any worse! Ok this is a shounen ai and it's a SasuNaru just so you know :D Oh i should probably tell you it's mpreg too hohohoho

Naruto va vivre une assez étrange aventure. Le suivrez-vous ?

And he knew, that without her, he wouldn't be the Uchiha Sasuke that he is today. And for the first time in his life, he was proud to be alive. Proud to what he became because of her. SasuSaku. RATED M. Takes place after Gaiden. Oneshot.

Cuando Ino despertó, las voces seguían ahí y se sacudió sobre la cama del Hospital con furia, tenía la remota esperanza de que su hipersensibilidad se pasaría con el regalo de la inconciencia del puño misericordioso de Sakura o que se tratara de un mal sueño, pero el puño era a la vez misericordioso y doloroso, y definitivamente no era un sueño. Menciones SaixIno.

Naruto casi moría debido a un demonio devorador de humanos lo olfateaba, sintió miedo y supo que en ese momento iba a morir, pero sucedió algo extraño, ese raro demonio solo lo olfateo y se fue de allí como si tuviese miedo, por eso Naruto decide volver a ese lugar y varias cosas del pasado vuelven y tendrá que elegir entre luchar por saber más o simplemente quedarse sin saber nada

J'ai imaginé un jour les personnages de Naruto monter sur un podium dans l'ordre de mes préférences. Le résultat: N'IMPORTE QUOI! Présence de gros-mots.

Confidence erodes with fear. —Shikamaru/Sakura

As if laying down on the dusted sheets and speckled leaved soothed them, Naruto wonders; they were but after all the same. [ Sasuke x Naruto / Naruto x Sasuke ]

Mentions of self harm. A person who cut her self in her old world is reincarnated into the Naruto universe, but not canon Naruto universe, the D.O.S. universe.

Cinta yang tak pernah berhenti tumbuh pada hati ini. bagai akar yang kuat, cinta terus tumbuh di hatiku. tak peduli aku yang selalu disakiti. tak peduli sekalipun memendamnya terlalu lama. /"Sasuke-kun, bagimu aku apa?" batinku yang terus bertanya-tanya/ /"Dia manis Sakura" / /"Aku tertarik pada Sasuke, Sakura-chan" / sampai kapan terus begini?

It was never a secret, but now, Lee doesn't want to tell. He was different from the others yet not so different from some. He had a lot more in common with Naruto and Gaara then most think...he just doesn't want them to know. Multi/Lee *Discontinued and Rewritten. Under the same name*

Diawali dengan janji yang tidak ditepati, hingga hari ulang tahun yang berantakan. Apa yang dilakukan Shikamaru sehingga gadis itu marah di hari ulang tahunnya yang berharga? [For ShikaTemaDay Event: Voice for You]

naruto isn't the son of minato namikaze and kushina uzumaki. Instead, he is an uchiha. An uchiha that will follow a path that not many other uchiha take. The path of a hero. tri-element naruto, fuinjutsu naruto, smart naruto, strong naruto, slightly grey naruto, sharingan naruto, EMS naruto (later chapters.). (Grammar gets better as you progress, sorry about that.)

Complete!Tangan Kyuubi terkepal erat. " Kau tidak suka adikmu bahagia?"/ Onyx itu menatap tajam. " Kau bahkan menyakiti hatinya. Tidakkah kau merasa jika kau itu egois?"/ Sasuke menghela nafas. Sementara Naruto nampak menunggu jawaban Sasuke./ " -jika kau ingin mendengarkan ceritaku dari awal berarti kau harus mendengarkannya sampai besok, besok- dan besoknya lagi."

Orochimaru has kidnapped a newborn child and disappeared with her without a trace. He raises her as if she were his own. He plans on her becoming his successor and puppet, but that plan is accidentally thrown out the window. Orochimaru finds himself actually becoming attached and actually seeing her as a daughter. But how is that possible? OOCness ON HOLD

Une silhouette qui s'éloigne en silence, et des larmes qui coulent, imperceptibles. Sasuke assiste, impuissant, au désespoir de Naruto. Et quelle tristesse dans la voix de cet étrange ninja, qui semble porter un lourd fardeau ! "Je le ferai sourire à nouveau..." Cette promesse qu'il s'est faite, Sasuke s'est juré de la tenir... SasuNaru of course !

Ino's trying to figure out Shikamaru's sexual preferences when a certain long-haired ninja stops by.

Au départ, ce n'était qu'un plan. Un objectif commun qu'ils souhaitaient atteindre, peut-être pour des raisons légèrement différentes. Ce qu'ils ne savaient pas, c'était que leur plan n'était pas si parfait que ça... Rien ne peut être parfait quand les sentiments s'en mêlent. Ils allaient l'apprendre quand leur plan se retournerait soudain contre eux... SxS. Lime/Lemon !

"You are enchanted - only a princess can leave glass footprints in the snow." She knew in her soul that he meant love. "If something earthly reminds you of something ethereal, then it must be love." He knows in his heart that she had read his soul for he knew she spelled love. At this point they were ready to shoot the sunshine into their veins. SasuSaku centeric.