Chapter 2

Oh my, I just, seriously love where this story is going, and man, I forgot Jin in the last chapter! Do not fear, Jin and Shion will be doing so, really, really, funny Christmas Shopping, soon, soon.

Disclaimer: I do not own and Copyrighted thing. Which Includes, Brittany Spears, Jessica Simpson, Victoria's Secret, Wal-Mart or anything else like that that I forgot to mention.

Chapter 2

"Welcome to Abercrombie and Fitch! How may I help you?' A Woman, in her late teens, said while chewing her gum.

"Yes, um, do you have anything in, small sizes?' Momo asked the girl.

"For a guy, or for you," she asked. Momo shook her head.

"For a guy!" She said. The girl nodded and made Momo follow her to the Left side of the store. Music blasted at a loud tone, and everywhere Momo looked, some hot guy was posing half naked, on posters of course.

"Here," The girl pointed to the Men's Section.

"Knock yourself out," she walked off to talk to a blonde, curly headed boy that had just walked in. After a couple of minuets, Momo had decided on two pairs of pants and a shirt that said, "Its not easy being easy," that seemed to suit Jr very well. She wanted to get him something more special than clothes, but at that moment, she didn't have anything, until she saw 'it'. She ran out of the store, unfortunately for her, the clothes were still in her hands. She threw them back, right as ten burly men came running for her. She ran across the street and into the store she hadn't seen before and she admired the thing from under the counter.

"Welcome to the 2005s! We have everything that they had on Lost Jerusalem, on bargain prices!"

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"I told you! I want Fantasy!" Shions screamed. She was in Wal-Mart's Perfume Section, and she was currently arguing with Jin about what she wanted as perfume.

"Well here it is," Jin said. He pointed to a pink container, that was defiantly not it.

"That's Passion you idiot! Fantasy by Brittany Spears! F-A-N-T-A-S-Y!" Shion was having a wild tantrum, over the perfume she wanted for Christmas.

"How about this? Its Jessica Simpson!" Jin pointed to the Jessica Simpson Dessert Treats on sale.

"I already have those," Shion sighed. She had just left Allen's house, after putting him in the bed from passing out, he had said something she never, ever, would of thought he would say.

"I love you Shion…" Those words still clinged to her mind. She never thought he, or anyone, would ever say hose words to her ever, ever again.

"Lets go Shion, its almost time for Desperate Housewives," Jin started to pace around the isle.

"Is it a new one?' Shion asked.

"Yea, Bree is about to kill George!" Shion perked up.

"This, I must see!"

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"Are you sure?' chaos asked. Shion was sitting in a chair with chocolate, her eyes glued to the show Desperate Housewives on the Holo.

"Positive, no wild parties on the Elsa!"

"Somebody say wild parties?' Jr yelled from across the room.

"Yea, Shion wont let us have one, and I cant invite my new friend," chaos sighed a fake one, he knew this would get Shion to say yes.

"New friend? Is she a girl?' Shion asked, already, hopefully, assuming it was a girl.

"Like, yea, she's a girl, her name is Mae," chaos replied.

"Okay, then, she can come and be in out little party for the Saviors of the UNIVERSE!" Shion cackled and she went back to watching the show.

"Im going to go, far away," chaos mouthed to Jr, and Jr mouthed, "Lucky Dawg,"

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"Hello, Juli," Ziggy replied. He and Juli had been standing in the same place, for about an hour.

"Want to get some coffee?" Juli asked, pointing over to the nearest Starbucks.

"I would love to, but what should I do?' Ziggy motioned to himself, telling that Juli that he was a cyborg, something that people didn't see to often.

"Here, I made this, just for you," Juli handed him a tiny block box and when he opened it, his body changed from cyborgish, to his old Jan self.

"Juli, it, I,"

"No need to say anything Jan, I know you hated your past, and hated yourself for what happened, but please, just do this for me, and if not for me, for Momo," Juli grinned.

"I have a feeling Ill be making some remarkable memories in this."

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"Here you go Dearie, heres the store that I get my sales at," The old woman showed KOS-MOS the sign that said, "Wal-Mart" is bold, big, white letters.

"Please explain the meaning of a sale," KOS-MOS said. The old woman laughed.

"Child, where have you been for the last Million Years? A Sale is where the things you want prices go down so that you can buy more, or spend less money!" The old woman left to go inside and KOS-MOS followed. She went past Maccas and went to the cosmetics. She opened some Lip Gloss and put it on her cheek.

"Wrong place Hunny," A woman said and she pointed to her Lips.

"Thank you," KOS-MOS replied putting the Tester on her lips. After she was satisfied with using the free samples, she went to the Electronics. A Mob of people were huddled around the newest Holo Screen on Sale. The wisdom words of the old lady came into her head.

"More, or I will exterminate you!" KOS-MOS yelled bringing out her R-Cannon. She aimed, and fired right above the tallest person's head. Everyone screamed and ran away from the new Holo, which KOS-MOS picked up and bought it, charging the 100,000 gs to Vector's Account. After she bought that Holo, she went Power Shopping, buying everything, and charging it to Vector while a certain Big Wig was getting pretty angry.

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"You know Master, that Author said you had a wig," Red Testament said.

"How could anyone as lovely as ME, with lovely, springy, curly, springy hair have a wig?" Wilhelm sprung the curl and it smacking him in the face.

"This just in Master! KOS-MOS has just sent us Bankrupt!" Blue Testament said putting his hands on his mask, as if to show shock, even though he could care less.

"Where?' Wilhelm asked mad, because how could anyone spend infinite money?

"It says here, the money was used mostly in Wal-Mart, and the rest was used in various other stores in Second Militia," Red Testament said.

"You made her be like this Reddy! Now go shine all my shoes, and get me more hair gel!"

"But how Master, we went bankrupt!" Red Testament yelled.

"Find a way! Bluey, make sure he buys my hair gel, extra springy, curly springy strength! Its in the Women's Section of Make-up and things Im tempted to use, but I cant because im a MAN!" Bluey and Reddy giggled and skipped on out of the office…

That's got to be one….messed up…office