Ok! I have decided to update! Ha! This one is about, well, none other than KUTAL! The fatso cat!
Disclaimer: I do not own Shinzo, or a chevy...(you'll see...)
Ode to Kutal
Kutal is so fat,
It's hard for him to chat.
Why I never...
At least he's a nice fuzzy cat...
NOT!
-vein- You little-
Shut up
Kutal is so big,
he eats like a pig!
-mumble-
At least he won't hurt when he steps on a twig...
Huh?
You're too big to notice.. O.o
Kutal is so obese,
He once sat on his niece,
I never sat on my niece!
Your other niece...
Oh... don't remind me... T.T
Now she's no longer even one piece!
T.T it's so sad.. ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR FATNESS KUTAL!
SHUT UP!
Kutal is so chubby,
Everyone calls him Tubby!
Hey Tubby!
-twitch- You're so mean...
So?
He's also pretty grubby...
-vein-
ewww!
Kutal is so plump,
he can't even JUMP!
Now how sad is that Kutal?
Why are you writing this!
Cuz the readers love it! (i hope)
He also has a HUGE rump
WILL YOU BE QUIE-
Shh!
Kutal is so stout,
It's hard for him to shout,
I can shout just fine!
All he can do is pout.
You know, you're starting to get on my nerves...
I know..(innocent look)
Kutal is so heavy,
I can't get into my own chevy!
Are you trying to leave! You're not getting outta here without an apology!
Heh heh heh.. Ya right...
Bye, bye Mr. Heavy!
Oh, That is the WORST ending to a poem I have ever heard in my life!
Who cares? It's a stupid poem anyway! Bye! (Driving away in my imaginary chevy)
-END- wasn't that stupid? well, I write stupid things, so thats probably the best you're gonna get outta me..ok.. douzo R&R b4 i keel u all! (jk.. well duh!) ok.. well.. um.. bye! I hope you like it! umm.. bye agen!