Hello! I WAS going to do Yakumo last, but since it's Christmas...

OK!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN SHINZO! YIPEE! I am SO happy!

Oh ya, this goes to the tune of Jingle Bells! I absolutly hate that song! Just like Yakumo! And, it's Christmas:D

Yakumo is a man
Oh wait, she is a girl
I couldn't tell which one
either way, she makes me hurl

She thinks she's kawaii
but I think she she looks like crap
Her face makes people run in fear
and I think I'm going whack.

OH!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Yakumo is a boy.
She sits like one and eats like one
and wears that RIDICULOS OUTFIT!

Jingle balls, jingle balls,
I think I'm gonna scream,
Writing this poem make me laugh
and I ain't got no ice cream.

Yakumo is so weird,
but not as weird as me!
She likes to steal boys
and name them all Kacheek.

That verse did not make sense,
because I cannot think
Yakumo make me oh so mad
and I think I'm gonna blink.

OH!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Yakumo is so mean,
she's trying to take the keyboard away
and that makes me want caffeine

OH!
Hello, this's Yakumo,
And I am here to say,
Suki is such a subeta
telling lies like that, OY VEY!

Hello, I am back
And Yakumo's tied to a chair
This is getting kinda boring
how many verses are there!

Oh noshe got loose,
and she looks very mad
she coming up here
and taking my poor dad.

OH
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
What ever will do?
I guess I'll have to chew her up
and spit her out, spitoo!

Jingle balls, jingle balls,
I just ate Yakumo,
But I think she's making me type stuff like
I hate Mushra, NO!

Don't you see now,
How evil that girl is,
making me say things like that,
THAT IS JUST A DISGRACE!

This is Yakumo,
I am just here now to say,
Suki is going to die,
and turn all gray!

OH!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
I refuse to die!
I just kicked Yakumo in the head
and NOW SHE'S REALLY DEAD!

OH!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
This is now the end!
Hope you liked this
and will review
AND HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAHANAKWANZADON!

Don't i rock:D

Yes Suki, you do! Don't you people agree! Hope you liked it:D I MAY do another one for Yakumo SOMEDAY... I just wrote this today! Also, read my other story if you haven't already! ON TO SHINZO! YAY! ok.. ByE!