There were a lot of types of people in the world, but the type that had the most people in it were the idiots.

You got the idiots who drank and drove, got the idiots who smarted off to the cops. Got the idiots who cheated off a test, then had the balls to brag about it after school.

And then, of course, you got the teachers who come to school even though they're sick. Like Randy's math teacher. Had strep throat, the teacher told everyone.

And because of his stupid math teacher, Randy would be spending the holidays with strep throat.