Kay: Merry Christmas everybody!
Jay: You know, technically you can't say that for another 45 minutes.
Kay: Aw, get in the spiret, Jason. It's the holidays!
Jay: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Kay: 3( Scrooge. Anywho, I figured I'd post this little gag fic for your enjoyment. I'll explain everything later.
The Reason Why
He could hardly contain himself. And it wasn't because of the half a box of chocolates, five plates of cookies, thirty odd candy canes, and 20 mugs of hot cocoa he had consumed that day. No, while those things did contribute, the source of Tyson Granger's hyperness this lovely Christmas night was the fact that, for the first time in the 5 years that he had known him, Kai was actually in Japan for Christmas.
More specifically, in his house. Yes, Tyson's boyfriend of approaching 3 years now was actually spending the holidays with him. For once. But for whatever reason, Kai didn't seem too chipper about this fact. As a matter of fact, Kai had seemed even more closed up than usual today.
Not that Tyson was gonna let that bother him.
"Hey, scrooge," he said cheerily, wrapping his arms around the older man's neck.
"Hn," was the response sent his way.
"Awwwww, don't be that way, Kai," Tyson whined as he kissed his lover on the temple. "It's Christmas. The least you could do is play your part and say 'humbug.'"
"I think I'll pass."
"What's with you, today, Kai. You're acting like a total wet blanket. I mean, more than usual. Never mind. Here's your Christmas present."
"Do you have to call it a Christmas present?"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing it's just-"
"You don't want it, is that it?"
"No, I mean yes, I mean-"
"Geez, Kai, the one year I actually get to spend Christmas with you, and you act like a total grouch. For once I get to give you your Christmas present face to face, and you tell me you don't want it? What's the matter with you Kai?"
"Tyson-"
"What kind of boyfriend are you, Kai? I mean, you're supposed to accept presents from your lover, not ridicule them for it!"
"Tyson!"
"I mean, look at Max and Rei. You don't see either of them refusing presents from each other. You don't see either of them acting like total Scrooges while spending the holidays together, granted they always spend the holidays together, and Ray's technically Buddhist, but-"
"TYSON!"
"Huh? You say something Kai?"
"Tyson, I'm Jewish."
Kay: PAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAH! Ahhhhhhh, that was hilarious! For whatever reason, I have seen countless Christmas fics, but not one Chanukah fic. So...yeah. I'm half Russian, and the side of my family that's Russian happens to also be Jewish, so I figured, hey! Why can't Kai be Jewish too? He's more Russian than I am! n.n So...yeah. I've actually wanted to write a Chanukah ficsince I became I fanfiction author, so I'm happy.
Jay: Has your life finally been complete?
Kay: You nuts? Let me get some reviews first, then ask me that question! n.nReview, peoples! And Have aHappy Christmas, Happy Chanukah, and a Happy New Year!