It's baaaaaaack! I sure hope you like this sequel!
Rating: K
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter
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Severus Got Run Over By a Reindeer
(Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)
Severus got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from Hogsmeade Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Dumbledore, we believe.
He'd been drinking too much butterbeer,
and we begged him not to go.
But he forgot his grumpy potion, and he
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found him Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
he had hoof-prints on his forehead,
and incriminating Claus marks on his back.
Now we're all so proud of Dumbledore,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching quidditch,
drinking butterbeer and
playing wizard's chess with Hagrid.
It's not Christmas without Severus,
All the students dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!
Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the black and silver candles
which were just as waxy
As Severus's hair is greasy.
I've warned all the
staff and students
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh with reindeer
and plays with house elves.
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Please review! If you don't, I'll tell Santa to give you coals for Christmas.