Disclaimer- Hey! It's Takuya and you're reading 'Not The Bandanas 2-Kouji's Revenge.' I have a question...WHY CAN'T IT BE 'NOT THE BANDANAS 2-TAKUYA'S REVENGE!' WHY! Achem, Kaea does not own Digimon, but she wishes she does. Well, since Kako's not part of Digimon, Kaea owns Kako's character. That's all.
School Starts. Revenge Unfolds In The Strangest Ways
"Kouiiiiiiiiichiiiiiiii!" Kouji yelled, skipping over to his twin.
Silently, Kouichi kept walking.
Kouji stared at his brother, confused by his not answering. "Hey, guess what! I got ungrounded!"
Nothing.
"Aaaaaaah! HEY KOUICHI! GUESS WHAT!" a familiar voice yelled.
Kouji turned around just in time to see Kako run past him and jump, throwing her arms around Kouichi's neck.
Making choking sounds, Kouichi stumbled for a bit, trying to pry Kako's hands away before regaining his balance. "Get. Off. Me," he growled, yanking on her hands. "You're killing my backpack..."
Jumping down, Kako giggled. "But we're in the same class!"
"That makes the three of us," Kouji remarked with a smirk.
Kouichi groaned and went to the wall by his classroom, banging his head against it repeatedly. "Why? WHY!"
"He hates us that much?" Kako asked, scratching her head with a perplexed look on her face.
"Why? I can't have peace or quiet for a second! Either Kouji's bugging me about some stupid joke or Kako has news or Takuya steals Kouji's things...NEVER QUIET! I NEVER GET PEACE AND QUIET! I CAN'T EVEN STAY INVISIBLE FOR A SECOND!" he screamed, banging his head harder.
Kako winced and dragged him away from the wall. "Uh...why don't we go inside...?" she suggested, doing her best to prevent Kouichi from whacking his head against the wall.
This is about as good as revenge, Kouji thought, grinning.
As they entered the classroom, Kouichi froze as he saw Takuya and Izumi talking to Junpei and decided to bang his head against the wall some more.
Takuya blinked. "Is he okay?" asked the goggle head, staring at Kouichi.
"Fine," Kouji remarked, still grinnning. "I got a new partner in crime, though," he laughed, motioning to Kako.
"HEY! UWAAAAh! NO WAY!" Kako exclaimed indignantly.
"Yes way," Kouichi replied, sitting in a seat as far away from the rest of them as possible.
"Waaah! Kouichi, you're supposed to be on my side!" she whined, slamming her hands on his desk. "Stop being mean!"
Izumi laughed as Kako slumped over to her. "That's my cousin!"
Kouji cringed. "I still can't believe you two are cousins."
"SHUT UP!" they yelled in unison, hitting Kouji over the head.
Snickering, Junpei muttered to Junpei, "I can."
Junpei blinked and looked around the classroom. All around, there were groups of excited students gathering together and chatting lively. He sighed, depressed. "You guys have such a noisy class. My class is so quiet," grumbled the older boy before sulking out of the room.
"HAVE FUN DOING YOUR TENTH GRADE WORK!" Izumi yelled, laughing.
Kako blinked, watching Junpei exit the room. "That was interesting," she commented, walking over to Kouichi's desk once more.
"Go away," Kouichi groaned, crossing his arms on the desk and using them as pillows.
"No."
"I need sleep," he whined in return.
Kouji snickered. "Were you up past midnight again?" he asked, remembering what their mother had said at the restaurant meeting the previous week.
"No," Kouichi snapped rudely, jerking his head up, "I was trying not to be careless like you and forget anything!"
"What?"
Seeing the clueless face his brother had put on, Kouichi snapped even more testily, "How do you plan to carry home all the papers they hand out?"
The other twin paled considerably. "You mean I didn't bring my backpack?" he asked in a small voice.
"NO," returned Kouichi rudely as he rested his head back down.
"OH HOLY HELL!"
"Hell isn't very holy," Kako remarked with a grin.
"Whatever. I'll take your papers, but only today. We're having 'family dinner day' today, anyway," Kouichi sighed, going back to attempting to sleep.
Kouji coughed and repeated, "'Family dinner day?'"
"Your stepmom came up with the name. Mom said we should have a get together each week and she supposedly called it that..." Kouichi trailed off as the teacher came in. "Wow, who's that? He looks underqualified."
Kako stared at the teacher, sniffing. "How so?"
Kouichi rolled his eyes. "He looks twenty."
"Oh...okay...so what?" Kako asked, noticing most of the girls giggling as the teacher smiled. "EWWW...they like him! He looks fifty!"
"Twenty," Kouichi corrected, sitting up.
"Fifty."
"Twenty."
"Fifty."
"Twenty."
Before Kouichi could respond, the teacher announced, "Alright, class, settle down. Sit wherever you want. We'll be switching seats later, anyway. My name is Mr. Ogata. I'll be teaching you Literature and Math."
Dang, the two subjects I suck at, Kouji thought, snapping his fingers under the desk.
"Alright, how about some introductions? Let's start with the back. You there, with the bandana. Start us off, will you?" Mr. Ogata asked with a smile.
Kouji stood up awkwardly. "Hi...Kouji Minamoto," he said, sitting down, confused as to why they had to introduce themselves.
Mr. Ogata chuckled. "Hobbies?"
Kouji stood up again. "Uh...playing videogames?" he blinked, sitting down.
"Alright, goggle boy, you're up."
Standing up, Takuya grinned goofily. "Takuya Kanbara. Hobbies are...uh...playing videogames," he finished lamely, the grin wiped off of his face as he slowly slinked into his seat.
A few more people went. There was a boy named Fujita who also liked playing video games, a girl named Miki who like studying. Izumi introduced herself and said her hobby was torturing boys. Kako said she liked annoying her brother, cooking and reading and writing. After two more people, Mr. Ogata pointed to Kouichi. "Alright, how about you?" he asked.
Kouichi stood up and stared straight into Mr. Ogata's eyes, keeping a poker face on. "I'm Kouichi Kimura. My hobby is none of your business. And it doesn't matter. You're twenty, right?" he asked.
Mr. Ogata was taken aback. "Uh...you'll find out about me later. U-uhm, next person."
Kouichi sat down, rolling his eyes. Psh, he thought, lousy teacher.
Once everone finished, Mr. Ogata went to his desk. "Alright, now to get the seating chart-"
"Hold it. What about your introduction?" Kouichi asked, raising an eyebrow.
Grumbling, their teacher nodded. But before Mr. Ogata could open his mouth, Kouji started cheering. "Yeah! Go Kouichi!"
"Shut up," Kouichi snapped. Mr. Lousy teacher didn't even start yet! He's twenty, I swear!
"Kouichi, be polite to your classmates!" Mr. Ogata reprimanded.
Snorting, Kouichi replied with a twitch, "He's more of a stupidly annoying brother than a classmate. If I had a say, he wouldn't even be in the same class as me."
Picking up a pair of glasses from his desk and putting them on, Mr. Ogata took a better look at the two. "Oh...twins...but you have different last names...?"
"Well, DUH," Kouji said, snorting, "That's because our parents are-"
"Oh, go on, Kouji, tell the entire world while you're at it," Kouichi growled, irritated.
Blinking, Kouji nodded. "Okay," he said. Very loudly, he yelled, "OUR PARENTS ARE-"
Before he could get the last word out, Kouichi ran over and covered Kouji's mouth, red faced. "I was being sarcastic," he hissed hastily before removing his hand.
"But what's wrong with them knowing?" Kouji asked, confused.
"Why should they care and why should they know?" Kouichi retorted, returning to his seat. I'll never be invisible at this rate...
"ACHEM. I'm Mr. Ogata and I'm not twenty. I'm actually fourty," their teacher responded loudly.
"Oh, so you aren't underqualified. So, if you're fourty, why do you wear a baseball cap?" Kouichi asked, pointing to the cap on the man's head.
Grumbling, Mr. Ogata cleared his throat, determined not to be beaten by Kouichi. "Now, new seating chart..."
"What, Kouji?" Kouichi grumbled, feeling his brother poke his shoulder.
This is so great! Revenge will be mine! Kouji thought with a snicker.
Another poke, this time at Kouichi's back. "Would you two stop!" he hissed as papers began to get passed out. As unlucky as he was, Kouichi had been put to the right of a window, to the left of Kouji, in front of Kako and behind Takuya, with two girls at either corner, both of which chatted non-stop.
"Alright, take those papers to your parents to sign, and now you'll meet some of your other teachers," he heard Mr. Ogata say.
Ah, fine. A small doze won't hurt, Kouichi thought, closing his eyes as some of the other teachers came in. At least I can multitask unlike Slacker One and Slacker Two, Slacker One referring to Takuya and Slacker Two referring to Kouji.
The class already knew Mr. Ogata was their homeroom, Math and Literature teacher. Their Biology teacher was Ms. Kawai. Kouichi noticed she always had a small smile on her face. Good sign.
For Gym, it was Mr. Ogata again. Kouichi noticed the way he looked at Ms. Kawai when he walked past her. Blackmail wasn't his thing, but it would come in handy against Mr. Ogata. Or so he hypothesized, anyway.
Mrs. Nakamura was teaching their music class. Something Kouichi both looked forward to and regretted having. Although he had learned to play a few instruments the past few years, Kako kept making him sing...
I need to be careful in Music, he thought, catching Kako's grin directed towards him through his peripheral vision.
Mr. 'L,' as he liked to be called, would be teaching them both French and Spanish.
Hmm...so, Kouichi thought with a grin. Kouji'll space out and I can insult him in two different languages!
Little did he realize that Kouji was thinking the exact same thing.
After more boring introduction speeches from all their teachers came the first break of the day. Needless to say, Kouichi was relieved, after being stared at the entire class time. After word leaked out that he and Kouji were twins, people kept staring at the both of them. Of course, Kouji, being Kouji, didn't mind the attention and instead snoozed away, but Kouichi...
Then again, he supposed it was his own fault. After all, he was the one who had talked the most in the entire day so far-in their class, anyway. But it was only because of Mr. Ogata. Kouichi just knew he was lying. But, he thought, then again, who would want to be fourty instead of twenty?
Sighing, Kouichi buried his head in his arms. "Ugh...school sucks," he muttered to himself.
"Kouichi...YOU SERIOUS!" Kouji exclaimed, shocked.
"Of course I am," came the bland reply.
Kouji was amazed. "So you do well in school...but you still hate it! I always thought the people who hated school were slackers like Takuya and me!"
"Meaning...?" Kouichi looked up. Why did I ask? They're Slacker One and Two...it's so obvious...he thought, suppressing a yawn.
With an uneasy laugh, Kouji replied, "Meaning messing up homework, nearly failing tests and quizes, sleeping in class, you get the gist of it, don't you?"
A loud snore in front of Kouichi interrupted their discourse. Looking up, Kouichi found Takuya asleep, mumbling, "No...don't take away my games..."
"I see what you mean," muttered the older twin.
As soon as Mr. Ogata came back in when break finished, everyone sat down and fell quiet.
"Now, we're going to get books. I know it's strange to get your textbooks on your very first day, but don't worry, it's nothing bad. Now, each one of you will come up and get a Biology, Math, Literature, Language and History book."
As the entire class stood up, Kouichi froze in his seat, eyes wide. Five books. Five books, plus Kouji's five. He had to carry ten books in his bag. I don't think it can hold that much! Kouichi panicked, standing up, but said nothing. What did I do to deserve this...?
A/N-
Woohoo! I fell asleep in class and got away with it! .:cheers:. Err...this is Takuya, by the way. Hey-Kouji-GET OUT OF MY A/N!
No way! This is Kouji, saying...HAHAHAHHAHAH! I LAUGH AT YOU KOUICHI! YOU HAVE TO CARRY TEN BOOKS! NO! DON'T KILL ME! .:runs away screaming at the top of his lungs:.
...back to Takuya...
YES, BACK TO TAKUYA! ME! TAKUYA! THE GOGGLE HEAD WITH THE BIG BRAIN! Okay, so it's not that big...hmm...I wonder what Kouichi did to deserve carrying ten big fat heavy textbooks that probably are equal to his weight...well...other than spilling paint on Kouji, burning Kouji's bandanas, having to endure Kouji's stupid jokes, uhh...
He deserves it...but really, Kaea, TEN textbooks? Couldn't you have made it SEVEN?
.:Kouichi comes in:. Hey, Takuya, Seven's not divisible by two. Well, it is, but the end result isn't a whole number. .:runs off to kill Kouji for laughing at him:.
BACK TO TAKUYA! .:glares:. ANYWAY, Kaea says review and her hands are hurting again cuz she's stupid. In other words, review, please. The below thank yous were done by none other than the idiotic brain Kouji. Ciao. Takuya out.
REVIEWS-
UshiRamen- Heheh…you'll see the master plan soon enough. And yeah, Tomoki probably doesn't understand the meaning of escargot…we shall see soon enough! MY PLAN'S ROCK! BECAUSE I AM KOUJI THE GREAT! And Kouichi's hat STINKS!
Light's Blue Blossom- I know! Isn't it great! I get to torture Kouichi even MORE, now! .:dances happily:.
Mid-Moonlight- Speaking of burgers, I oughta challenge Takuya to another competition sometime…AND I'M GONNA WIN! AND WHY DOES YOUR COUSIN LIKE KOUICHI BETTER! I'M BETTER! ME! .:sobs:.
Lady Hikari-Yami- Great! I'm glad you got the chapters. Don't I rule?
That was Kouji. Takuya out. Oh, and from now on, because Kaea saw the rule in another fanfic, she won't be allowing us to answer your reviews. She's super pissed about it, too. And since she didn't post this chapter the day after...:grins and begins singing a song from '2BA Master' in an off-tune voice:.
.:Kaea here:. I'm REALLY sorry I'm updating at...9:30ish...but anyway. I'm a bit disappointed with only four reviews for the last chapter, and I'm even more disappointed that I can't answer reviews anymore. Well, I'll update Thursday with chapter 5. If I finish. School just started, and I have a LOT of homework already...as you can tell, I'm stressed out. .:dizzy:. Review, if you'd please.
Arigatou.