((Hey guys! Well I'm still mad that I can no longer write my script type format stories… But on a good note my idea dragons have been working over time to help me write some stories! Woot! Well anyway on with this story! X3

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts so what makes you think that I own Final Fantasy VII? I own a copy of both games but I do not OWN them… Sadly only Squaresoft/Enix can go around on the streets screaming "I OWN FINAL FANTACY AND KINGDOM HEARTS!" Now if only they would go around screaming the release date for Kingdom Hearts 2……))

A Day At The Races

By: Roaring Flame Cat

-For anyone who enjoys laughing for no good reason-

Cloud and all his friends including Red XII, Tifa, Barret, Yuffie, Cait Sith, and Aeris were all hanging around the Gold Saucer just being morons when Yuffie all of a sudden gets a sugar high burst of energy.

"Ohmygodcloudguesswhatijustdiscovered!" She said with enthusiasm.

Cloud looked over at her with his evil yet oh so cool SOLDIER glare "What?"

"Iknowwhatyoudidfiveyearsgo! Muwahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Yuffie screams while letting out a war cry and swinging on a shiriken with a rope attached to it like spider woman. ((A/N: Is that even possible to have spider a spider woman?))

Cloud once again glared up at her "How the He- did you find that out…?"

"SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!" Yuffie screamed spinning on the rope upside down pretending to be something being flushed down a toilet.

"What the heck is her problem?" Red XIII Said staring in amusement at Yuffie.

"Don't look at me! Last time I tried to manipulate her she tossed a good five hundred shuriken at me! In only thirty seconds!" Cait Sith said shaking his head.

"Umm maybe you should do something about her cloud…" Tifa said watching Red XIII slowly get into a pouncing position.

"MINE!" Red XIII roared out pouncing on the spidey-Yuffie thinking she was one of those cat toys.

"FLOOOOOOOSHHHHHHH! Glub glub" Yuffie screamed still pretending to be in a toilet.

"You know this is actually kind of amusing…" Aeris said shyly.

"Hey I know! Let's load my gun with little nuts and shoot them at her just to see what happens!" Barret said emptying the bullets out of his arm gun.

"Sounds like fun I'm in!" Cait Sith said happily as he loaded some walnuts in Barret's arm.

"OK! Ready… Aim………… FIRE!" Tifa Yelled out in pure delight.

Barret began to shoot the random nuts out of his gun arm while Cloud stood there with his back against the wall staring at his "friends" with an arched eyebrow.

"GROOOOOOOAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLL I'M DROWNIG!" Yuffie screamed out while Red XIII was clinging to her and she was being hit with the assortment of nuts while spinning faster and faster and faster on the rope.

"You're being awful quiet Cloud." Aeris said leaning on the wall next to him.

"Like I'm gonna act like those fools? Ya right…" Cloud said still having his evil yet oh so cool SOLDIER glare.

"Oh you're just sore that you can't be as wild as them…" Aeris said with an evil sorta smirk.

"Ya you wish…" Cloud said as he walked off.

"Where are you going?" Cait Sith said noticing Cloud was leaving them… all alone… in a very large place… alone………

"To race my chocobo…" He said as he continued walking.

"What's eating him?" Everyone said as they stoped what they were doing and looked at Cloud.

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM IZ MINE!" Yuffie screamed out as she escaped with Red XIII still clinging to her.

"Aww man! I was having fun! COME BACK!" Barret yelled out while still shooting the nuts at Yuffie as she swung away on her shuriken.

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

-At the chocobo racing arena-

"Hello Vincent…" Cloud said putting some reigns on Vincent dressed as a chocobo.

"DA-IT CLOUD IF ANYOND SEES ME I'LL KILL YOU! WHY AM I EVAN DRESSED UP LIKE THIS ANYWAY!" Vincent yelled out while struggling so Cloud couldn't get the reigns on him.

"I have no clue why you're dressed up like this. But at this point in time I don't really care… I'm riding you in the next race weather you like it or not…" Cloud said slipping the reigns over Vincent's head.

"I DON'T WANNA BE A CHOCOBO! I WANT TO BE A DANCER!" Vincent said still struggling.

"Really? I would've never guessed…"

"I always wanted to be a graceful ballerina… and dance with swans in the middle of a lake…" Vincent said finally calming down.

"Huh… It's too bad I don't care… C'mon it's time for my race…" Cloud said dragging Vincent to the race track.

"NOOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO BE FREEEEEEEEE!" Vincent screamed as he was being dragged away…

-At the race track-

"ANNNNNNNND WECOME TO THE CHOCOBO ARENA! RACERS START YOUR CHOCOBOS!" The announcer screamd on the loud speekers. All the other racers except cloud began making vroom and raspberry-like sounds imitating the engines off a car.

-beep… beep… beep… BING-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THEIR OFF!" The announcer screams once again. "It looks like Cloud and his Chocobo have taken an early lead! Ooo and look at how graceful his chocobo is!" The announcer said over oo's and ahh's " OH MY GOD BUT WAIT WHAT'S THIS? THERE'S A FEMALE RIDING ON SOME KIND OF RED LION AND SHE'S GIVING CLOUD A RUN FOR HIS MONEY!" He screamed out as Yuffie popped on the track.

"What the he are you doing Yuffie?" Could said as Yuffie was right next to him.

"DON'T ASK ME THE TOILETS MADE ME DO IT! FWOOOOOOSH!" Yuffie screamed as she gave Red XIII a small kick in his leg to make him go faster.

"OWWW! DON'T KICK ME THERE!" Red XIII roared out.

"SHUT UP AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yuffie screamed out and tried to kick his leg again but due to she was off balance she missed and kicked him in the groin…

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWWWWWWWWWRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" Red XIII howled out in pain as he collapsed, causing all the other chocobo riders to crash into him and cause an accident.

"OOOOO THAT'S GOING TO COST OUR FEMALE LION RIDER THE RACE!" The announcer yelled out wincing at the crash…

"Cloud since were going to win with the prize money can you buy me some dance lessons pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?" Vincent asked with big puppy dog eyes.

"I'll see… IF YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!" Cloud said just before Vincent tripped on himself and made a hard landing.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW I'M GONNA WIN!" Yuffie laughed maniacally as she rode by on a limping Red XIII with a giant bandage on his ummmm……… you know where………

"NO I WON'T LOSE! I WANT THOSE DANCE LESSONS!" Vincent screamed as he turned back into his regular evil demon possessed self.

"Woah!" Cloud said nearly being thrown off him as he bolted toward the finish line.

"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Vincent screamed in a evil yet girly laugh as he began emitting a pink demonic aura.

"Vincent chill! You're already broke the world record for the fastest chocobo! SLOW DOWN DA-IT!"

"I WANT THOSE DANCE LESSONS! ROAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

"Dear lord…" Cloud said preparing for the worst.

The finish line was approching quickly and Vincent still showed no sign of slowing. All the while Red XIII was still trying to catch up with him but sine Yuffie kept missing his leg and kicking him in the groin... medics continuously had to put a bigger bandage on his……… Ummm ya…………………

"WOAH CLOUD AND HIS CHOCOBO ARE CLOSING IN ON THE FINISH LINE AT……… 300 MPH WILL THEY BE ABLE TO STOP? WILL THEY EVER GET THAT PRIZE MONEY? WILL CLOUDS CHOCOBO EVER STOP EMITING THAT PINK AURA? WILL I EVER STOP ASKING THESE MORONIC QUESTIONS?" The announcer screamed in the loud speakers trying with all his might ((A/N: Ok not really…)) not to jump out the announcer box in excitement.

"VINCENT STOP ALREADY!" Cloud screamed trying to get him to slow down.

"I WANT TO DANCE LIKE A GIRL!" Vincent screamed speeding up.

"DA-IT IF YOU DON'T STOP NOW I'M NOT GIVING YOU THE MONEY SO YOU CAN HAVE THOSE LESSONS!"

Vincent passed the finish line and stopped on a gil. Literally. "But I wanna dance…!" Vincent said looking real sad.

"And you will… You won…" Cloud said as he jumped up and down on Vincent's back as that catchy little victory music played.

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow…" Vincent moaned over and over.

-A few days later-

"You know that was a real nice thing you did for Vincent." Aeris said as Cloud and the gang took their seats in the audience arena ((A/N: I can't recall what that area was called… but you guys know which area I'm talking about right?))

"Ya… I guess… Well I heard his teacher said he was so good he mastered almost three years of dancing in under a day or two…" Cloud said flipping through the program.

"It sure was nice of him to invite all of us!" Cait Sith said with a big smile.

"Oh look it's starting!" Tifa and Aeris said in unison.

"Hey guy's… Where's Yuffie?"

"Who knows and who cares? Now shut up Cloud I wanna see this!" Barret said actually sounding pretty enthusiastic about all this.

-Oops I did it again began to play-

"GO VINCENT!" Everyone cheered while watching him dance in his oh so sexy tights… ((A/N: I personally think Cloud would look better than Vincent in tights… I'm a Cloud fangirl what can I say… He rox… X3))

-Later when the song was over-

"So how did you guys like it?" Vincent asked with enthusiasm.

"OH MY GAWD YOU WERE SO HAWT!" Areis and Tifa screamed.

"…" Cloud seemed a bit hurt by what the girls said.

"Hey where was Yuffie? I didn't see her with you guys…" Vincent said sounding a bit disappointed.

Tifa and Aeris get an evil smirk. "Ooooooo Vincent ooooooooo"

"What? I just wanted everyone to see my dance… Speaking of which I didn't see Red XIII with you guys either…"

"Uh-oh…" Cloud said thinking of what might happen next.

"MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" a very familiar voice cackled as the lights in the area all went off and in a few seconds went back on.

"What the –bleep- was that all about?" Barret asked no one in particular while scratching his head.

"OH MY GAWD CLOUD!" Aeris and Tifa screamed.

The spot where Cloud was once standing now had a stuffed moogle with a note tied to it.

"If you ever want to see Vincent again bring one instruction booklet on how to race chocobos, a dozen shuriken, and fifty giant pixie stix to the chocobo arena of Friday of next week or else…" Vincent read the note out loud… "OH MY GOD I HAVE A LONG LOST BROTHER WITH THE SAME NAME AS ME! I FEEL SO WARM AND FUZZY!" Vincent squealed like a girl as he hugged himself.

"Hold on it also says in this incredibly sloppy writing that looks much like Red XIII's writing P.S. Bring bandages…" Aeris said inspecting the note.

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE HAVE NO CLUE WHERE TO GET THESE ITEMS!" Tifa said panicked.

"PIXIE STX! GET 'EM RIGHT HERE!"

"CHOCOBO RACING BOOKLETS FREE ONLY TODAY!"

"SHURIKEN AND BANDAGES RIGHT HERE FOR ALL YOUR FIGHTING NEEDS!" Random cart people screamed out.

"WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND THESE THINGS!" Aeris cried out.

"WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!" Everyone screamed out in defeat.

AH HA! A CLIFFIE-inset evil laughter here- Well that's all for now I'll write the next chapter when my idea dragon returns… This was supposed to be a one shot but like most of my stories on thing leads to another and the next thing I know I have a whole series written………

Lol I'm sorry Vincent is so off character... I thought it would be funnier if I wrote something like that. X3

Well see yaz! I've got homework to finish…(I'm so bad… play before homework… Feh like I care though… as long as my parent's think I'm working what does it matter?) lol Oh ya! Don't forget to review! X3

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