Disclaimer-Hey people! This is Izumi! It really does stink. Kaea doesn't own Digimon. If she did...well, I wouldn't be the only girl stuck with five idiotic boys. Yes, Kouichi, Kaea says you're an idiot. But she doesn't own Digimon. What a pity...
Home Torture, Vacation Torture, And School Torture
"Aw, gee, Kouichi, you're such a great older brother," Kouji said affectionately as they walked over to the older twin's house after school had ended.
Gah...too...heavy...must...digivolve! Kouichi's mind yelled. Too bad he couldn't. "N-no problem...and I'm n-not...tha-at...much older! Only...a...few...MINUTES!" Kouichi muttered, nearly screaming in pain under the crushing weight of the backpack. I am SO glad we got stronger from the trip to the digital world...wait...but I was technically only a spirit...OH WHATEVER! At least Kako isn't here...
Takuya shook his head. "Stupid Mr. Ogata. None of us got five books on the first day before!" he complained.
"Yeah," Izumi agreed. "But you're only carrying five books. Look at Kouichi." Turning to Tomoki, she asked, "So how was you first day in seventh grade?"
With a grin, Tomoki replied, "Great! The teachers are nice, too!"
"Lucky," Kouji and Junpei grumbled. Takuya kicked the ground in front of him grumpily.
"Oh, and how was your day, Junpei?" Izumi asked suddenly.
"HORRIBLE!" Junpei yelled, "and I have EIGHT BOOKS!"
Kouichi yelped as he nearly tripped while walking up the stairs. "So what! I have to carry ten books! And five of them aren't even mine! HURRY UP AND OPEN THE DOOR, KOU-…oh, hi, Mom," he said as his mother opened the door. "What are you doing home so early?"
There was silence.
Then, Miss Kimura smiled and asked them all, "Kouichi, Kouji. How are you all doing?" Although she was smiling, the troubled look on her face was plain and clear.
More silence.
"Oh, are they back from school?" came a voice from inside.
Kouichi froze. "N-no way. Mom! What are they doing here! I thought-but-they-dinner-you-school-wh-" he stuttered, confused and horrified as he placed his bag down as gently on the ground as possible. "I'm going for a walk," murmured a dazed Kouichi.
"Er…bad time, Miss Kimura?" Takuya asked with a carefree grin.
She nodded with an apologetic smile. "I'm afraid so, Takuya. Kouji, your parents are over."
"But school just started," Kouji grumbled, watching as Kouichi walked off. "Can I drag Kouichi back?"
"We'll get him!" Tomoki offered.
Miss Kimura nodded. "I'm afraid we have to talk to you, Kouji."
With a nod, Kouji turned to his friends. "See you," he said, picking up his brother's bag and walking inside. "OW…this is heavy. How could he walk all that way?" Kouji muttered, practically falling under the weight of the bag. He dropped it inside with a thud and walked to the couch, where his father and stepmother sat. "Hi…Mom, Dad…what's up?"
"We're going to Hawaii tomorrow. And we can't take you because of school…so you're staying with your brother," his father informed him with no intention of going slow.
I'm missing Hawaii because of school! Kouji's jaw dropped.
"KOUICHI!" Takuya yelled, catching up to his friend.
"STOP BEING RUDE!" Izumi growled, whacking Kouichi's head with her shoe unexpectedly, and for a lack of a better weapon.
Kouichi yelped, "Ow…"
"Stupid idiot!"
"OW."
"Do not push away your family!"
"OW!"
"Izumi!" Takuya exclaimed, suddenly worried for Kouichi's well being.
"OW!"
Takuya called out over the yells, "You can stop-"
"OW!"
"…hitting him…"
"OW!"
"Fine!" Izumi snapped, hitting Kouichi one last time before putting her shoe back on.
"Ow…" Kouichi groaned, rubbing his head. "Izumi…you're as bad as Kako…"
"Well, we are cousins," Izumi laughed.
"Your presence is awaited back home," Junpei said dryly.
"Oh…fine. As long as Izumi doesn't whack me with her shoe," Kouichi muttered, sulking back home. "I'll see you guys tomorrow."
Izumi took Takuya's goggles off his head and threw them at Kouichi.
"HEY!" Takuya yelled, grabbing his goggles before they hit the ground.
"Ow," came another groan from Kouichi. "I'm going," he muttered, walking as slow as possible and hoping to avoid any meeting with his brother's family. In truth, his father wasn't all that bad…
But Kouji's stepmother scared him. Kouichi had never met anyone that old who was so…enthusiastic.
But other than that, she wasn't so bad. Neither was his dad. He supposed it was just because he didn't want to make it easy for his father that he acted his way. "Oh well," Kouichi murmured as he continued walking home.
"Hey, Izumi, why'd you hit Kouichi, anyway?" Takuya asked as he put on his goggles.
Izumi crossed her arms and glared at Junpei. "Because someone decided to be an idiot yesterday and annoy me."
"What'd he do?" Tomoki asked as they now made their way to Takuya's house.
"After taking me to a closed down restaurant, he took me to some stupid place that only served grease, which he spilled all over my dress," Izumi yelled, punching Takuya's shoulder for each word she emphasized.
"I feel Kouichi's pain," Takuya muttered through gritted teeth as he opened the door to his house?
"WHAT ABOUT MINE!" Junpei yelled.
Takuya never got to answer, as he was tackled by his younger brother.
"Well…here goes…everything," Kouichi grumbled as he twisted the doorknob and pushed the door in as he pocketed his key with his other hand. "I'm home…"
"Ah. Kouichi, you just missed them," Miss Kimura said in a disappointed voice.
Kouichi noticed Kouji, who stood staring at the door with his jaw hanging down. Closing the door, he walked up to the younger twin and whacked Kouji over the head, but received no response in turn.
"I missed something important, didn't I?" Kouichi asked his mom, whacking Kouji repeatedly.
"Miss…Hawaii…darn…school," Kouji sputtered, blinking a few times. Then he yelled at the top of his lungs, "DAMN IT! BUT I HATE SCHOOL!"
"Uh…right. I'm going to go to my room to see how I should act with the stupid Mr. Oga-er…the teachers I have," Kouichi said hastily, opening his backpack and taking out his five books.
Miss Kimura nodded. "What do I do with Kouji? He's still upset that your father didn't take him to Hawaii," she murmured with a sigh, looking at her still-shocked son.
Kouichi dropped his books on his bed and ran out of his room, equally shocked. "Hawaii?" he repeated. "AND HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK US!"
"NOT FAIR!" Kouji screamed, stomping on the math book he dragged out. "I hate you, school! Die, DIE! DIEEEE!"
"All because of school! HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK YOU, Mom!" yelled the even more furious Kouichi.
Miss Kimura laughed nervously. Why did I have to say anything? she thought as she explained to the twins, "I have a job, Kouichi. Your father is on a business trip. We'd only be a nuisance."
"He never takes me on trips!" Kouji complained.
"But Hawaii! We haven't been out of this stupid city!" Kouichi complained as well.
She gave both her sons a stern look. "Now look here. Both of you have school to think about. And, Kouichi, we have been out of town before."
"But that was just-"
"KOUICHI."
"But-"
"NO."
"But-" Kouji started.
"I said no," Miss Kimura replied firmly, going back into the kitchen. "Since they're leaving today, they won't be over for dinner."
"YES!" both twins cheered before exchanging confused looks.
"Wait…why are you happy!" Kouichi asked curiously, raising an eyebrow at his twin.
"Uh," Kouji mumbled. "Cuz otherwise I'd break plates?"
Kouichi frowned before nodding. "Oh wait, good point. Double yes."
"Meanie."
"I carried your books and papers!"
"So?"
"So you should be grateful! Not calling me meanie!"
"You enslaved me until my birthday!"
"I RIPPED THE CONTRACT! Besides, you deserved worse."
"Oh YEAH!"
"BOYS!" Miss Kimura yelled, hands on her hips as she walked into the living room. "If you two don't stop arguing…and…oh, never mind!" she sighed, going back into the kitchen. Why do I bother…?
"I'm going to my room!" the twins shouted, glaring at each other until they entered their separate rooms and slammed the door shut.
Yes, High School was the age. Miss Kimura sighed. "Maybe things would have been easier if we hadn't split them up…"
"Alright, class, today we'll be taking the time to introduce ourselves further!" Mr. Ogata said cheerfully at the start of class the very next day.
The door opened and both Kouji and Kouichi rushed in, pushing the other away and trying to catch their breath.
"Idiot! You made me late!" Kouichi yelled, attacking his twin with the notebook in his hands.
Kouji yelped, "OW! So what! It's not my fault the stupid streets are so hard to cross!"
"It isn't! IF YOU HAVE A BRAIN!"
"Which you don't."
"You mean you don't."
"Yeah! Then why is it that I was able to break your alarm?"
"YOU WHAT!"
"I wasn't supposed to? I thought you told me to stop it…" Kouji gulped and took a step away from the fuming Kouichi.
Kouichi's jaw hung open, his eyes wide. "TH-MOM GOT ME THAT FOR FIFTY BUCKS! IT WAS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT, TOO!"
"Wow…she got ripped off," commented a nervous Kouji. Will that get him off my case?
"Don't be stupid. It was a calculator and much more. Your brain wouldn't understand its importance!" Kouichi yelled, now attempting to strangle his twin. WHY IS HE SO INFURIATINGLY IDIOTIC NOWADAYS!
Kouji became dizzy, stumbling over to Mr. Ogata's desk. "Hello, teach. Sorry we're late," he mumbled, trying to not fall. "Wow, everything's spinning!"
Kouichi sat in his seat, slamming his notebook on the desk.
"You okay?" Kako asked him, concerned.
"My stupid twin can't cross a simple road without dropping all of his books, losing his papers and nearly getting run over by a car three times. Oh, of course I'm just great!" replied Kouichi, the sarcasm evident in his tone. "What's worse is my invisible act is done for. My only chance to get an 'A…' puffed up into dust."
Kouji managed to find his way to his seat. "Wow! That was fun! Oh…we're in class?" he asked, looking around and turning pale.
Izumi, who sat in front of Takuya, muttered, "Even Takuya's not that bad."
"I HEARD THAT!" Takuya and Kouji yelled, slamming their hands on their desks as they stood up, both glaring at Izumi.
Groaning, Kouichi whacked his head on his desk repeatedly. "Save me. Lucemon should have killed Kouji…"
"Hah! I should have left you in the hospital! How stupid! Tripping down some stairs and getting into a coma!" Kouji snapped back angrily.
"Kouji, shut up!" Kako hissed warningly. Kouichi's getting angry…and Kouji's getting a bit too vengeful…twins are so stupid sometimes. Especially twin boys, she thought, gulping.
"No way! And come on! You were totally helpless in the digital world!"
Takuya's eyes widened. "Uh...Kouji..."
"I mean, honestly! Siding with Cherubimon! How pathetic!"
Izumi winced. "Kouji, you can stop now," she murmured. This is going a bit too far.
"And really, Duskmon was uglier than Cherubimon."
"Oh, yes, go on and tell them about our entire life, then, Kouji. Not like you know even half of it," Kouichi snarled, standing up and glaring at his twin. "Now shut up and sit down. I've had enough of your stupid blabbing. We're in something called school. I'm sure you're smart enough to realize that!"
Takuya sat down. "I have to agree...you went a bit too far, Kouji. But hey! You always do that!" he laughed, adjusting his goggles.
Someone cleared their throat and the entire class turned to the long forgotten Mr. Ogata who had the principal standing next to him. "It occurs to me that you don't understand the meaning of education," Mr. Ogata started dryly as he looked around the room. "Teachers are didactic. They are intended to instruct."
Kouji jumped back into his seat and yanked a notebook out of his backpack. "I learned a new word!" he commented excitedly, taking his pencil and quickly writing didactic and its meaning.
"I didn't," Kouichi muttered, sitting down in his seat and looking out the window, incredibly bored.
"They are not arbiters. We don't judge disputes," Mr. Ogata continued before getting cut off by Kouji again.
"Another new word! The day just gets better and better!" exclaimed the bandana boy. I'm on a roll! Wait till I insult you with these words, Kouichi!
Kouichi rolled his eyes. "You know, if you read my vocab book, you'd find those words and more. Plus you'd become smarter. If that's even possible," he informed his twin who was writing down arbiter.
Kouji frowned as he looked at his brother, a determined look on his face. "Tell me more of this...vocab book."
"Stop reading Mega Tokyo," Kouichi grumbled, rolling his eyes. God, he looks like the even stupider version of Largo, he thought, twitching slightly.
"Okay, fine, but what vocab book!"
"The one I always read when you decide to interrupt me."
"Uh...huh?"
"WOULD YOU ALL LISTEN!" Mr. Ogata yelled, turning red as he looked at the principal. "Er, I'm sorry, sir. They seem to be a bit...uhm, out of it..."
"YOU!" Kouichi yelled, pointing to the principal.
"Ah, yes. Kouichi, am I correct?" the principal laughed.
Kouichi's eyes widened in shock.
Their principal was...
A/N-
Their principal was a person! I know, Kaea's evil. Cliffhangers are evil. Kaea is tired, and she's complaining. She always complains! Want to know the good news! She made a livejournal to post all your reviews in! So, everytime she gets reviews, she'll be answering the reviews there! Go check it out if you want. It's
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And that's where your reviews will be answered! Isn't Kaea so smart? Not even Kouichi came up with that. Yes, Kouichi, Kaea's implying you are stupid. Kaea will be posting another fanfic, 'Of Broken Hearts And Jealousy' which will be starring me! And stupid Takuya! Anyway, it will be up...two days from now! And if it isn't...yet again, Takuya will sing an annoying song. This time, he will be joined by Kouji.
But for right now, since Kaea really wants to thank her reviewers, she's going to do so.
.:to Kaea:. I HUG YOU ALL! You are so awesome! Thank you, The Light's Refrain for being honest and telling me you didn't like...chapter three. Actually, I don't remember what chapter three was about. Hm. Oh well! And I wrote it...hm. And, as Izumi stated, I will be answering reviews in a livejournal I made just for your reviews! Because you guys honestly deserve to have your reviews answered! I shall put the link in my bio just in case. Anyway, I have school in...15ish minutes, so have fun reading!