How They REALLY Died

by CheesyGoom

This is how the students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry REALLY died. It's something you'd never expect.

A/N: This is how everyone REALLY died. Bwahahahahahahahaha coughcoughchokedie O.o

How They All Died

A Complete OneShot Harry Potter Story

Harry, Hermione, Ron, and the rest of the people who are usually with them sat at the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall, along with the rest of the school. All was normal. Everyone was chatting happily about the term, revising homework (Hermione was the only one doing that), and eating (Ron was pigging out). Suddenly, they all heard a loud BANG!

And then the Muffin Man came out of the ceiling, and killed them all with cookie dough.

The End.

A/N: Yeah, bet you weren't expecting that!