A/n: Ohmigod..my first actual fan fic. Uhh im scared. Plz go easy when you review. When faced with rejection, I go to my sad place..

Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with harry potter. Shame isn't it?

Chapter 1: The meeting.

"MALFOY! GIVE IT BACK!" screamed Hermione trudging into her common room. Nobody ever heard what happened in the heads' tower.

"Problem Granger?"

Ever since hemione found out that non-other than Draco Malfoy was given the position she was furious. But that feeling was nothing compared to the news she got when she was told by her own head of Gryffindorthat she would unfortunately be staying in the same sleeping quarters.

"You evil, sinister pureblooded FERRET! Give me back my Hogwarts, A history!" Hermione scolded.

"Oh please Granger, You seriously need to stop reading and get yourself a boyfriend. Oh wait. Nobody wants a filthy mudblood hanging onto their necks do they?" By now Hermione had lunged herself at him onto the couch. Malfoy quickly stood and sat on the next red leather couch. Damn Malfoys and their quick reflexes!

"is THAT all you have mudblood? Come on."

"1..2…3…4….5…." breathed Hermione trying to keep her cool

"Mudblood's finally lost it" Draco stood there and slowly opened her book and placed his finger tips and the top of the first page. Hermione then noticed his trademark smirk.

"Malfoy don't you dare-" But it was too late.

Draco Malfoy was tearing the pages out of her book. Slowly. One..by…one.

"I AM SO GONNA' ADAVA YOU NOW!" The head girl yelled in fury with her wand pointed out and aimed ready to kill the notorious Draco Malfoy

"That is not necessary Miss granger" came a soft, but firm voice.

"Y-yes professor Dumbldore" she squeaked.

"What are you doing here professor?" Draco said finally speaking up.

"Well, there is an important matter that must be addressed. You and Miss granger are to meet me in my office tomorrow at 4pm after your last class, which I believe you both have potions." The two nodded. Dumbledore was about to leave when Hermione said.

"Professor, are the prefects involved?"

"Some of them yes, Some of them No. But they too will be hearing about the matter after our meeting with your head of houses."

Dumblore then left silently.

"Stupefy!" Hermione quickly reacted once the portrait door closed. She slowly drawled towards Draco.

"Problem ferret?" softly placing a peck on his cheek.

Draco blinked.

She grabbed her book and torn pages out of Draco's hands and muttered a spell that places the pages back within the book.

-x-x-x-

"Damnit!" screamed a rather tempered Malfoy into the Slytherin's common room.

"Pansys in her room if u want a relaxation shag" commented Blaise Zabini not looking up from his Daily Prophet.

"Did someone say shag?.. Oh Drakie poo! I haven't seen you in a while" Pansy said in a tone that would make any man throw up. She placed herself upon Draco's lap.

"Shove off Parkinson." Draco said in his angry tone.

"But drakie-"

"He said shove off. Shove off before I grab a shovel and lever your fat ass off his lap." She left sobbing uncontrollably whilst muttering a "screw you zabini"

"talk to me mate" Blaise coolly said putting his paper down.

"Zabini. Im not your mate. And its that filthy mudblood. Granger" He said. Every word dripping with venom.

"I took her book- which by the way, now my hand are filthy of muggle germs, and still aren't clean." He said looking disapprovingly at his hands.

"She frikkin' put a stunning spell on me. I was lying on the floor for 3 bloody hours. Had to wait till the smell wore off"

Out of nowhere, a barn owl came swooping down into the slytherin's common room. It landed sharply on Draco's perfect sleeked back hair. It pecks his head a few times successfully without being grabbed by the head's owner. It dropped a small piece of parchment onto his lap and flew away.

Draco,

Come back to the common room. We need to patrol. NOW and if you done get to the common room by the time the owl does. I will burn all your pureblooded boxers.

Hermione.

"Duty calls Zabini. Duty calls."

a/n OHmiGoD…I just wrote my first chapter! Ohmigod. Sorry if it was too short and boring..im uhh..still trying to think of a story. Review and ill give ya a cookie 