THE "NOTEPASSERS"
EPISODE ONE: How they got their name…
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter… though I wish I do…
It all started at breakfast on the Great Hall, three weeks after the start of term. As Harry watched Ron and Luna stare at each other's eyes, Draco and Ginny chatting with gusto, and Hermione dwelling on a book, he reflected on the past year's events. He and Hermione had started dating, along with the other two couples. Draco was also considered as one of the gang now that he and Ginny were together. And of course, he, Ron, Mione and Draco are on their last year at Hogwarts.
It was only yesterday, though, when they discussed among themselves whether it would be good to have a group name. "Does 'Marauders' sound good?" Harry remembered suggesting.
"No, because the teachers might think that we're reviving the pranks of the original marauders," said Mione.
"Can't we just be 'Dumbledore's Army'?" piped Ginny.
"No, Ginny, that's another thing," said Ron.
A little later, they realized that the topic was actually pointless, and decided to drop it.
Harry saw Mione close her book and grab a quill and a parchment, disrupting him from his thoughts. He watched as she scribbled something and handed it to Luna. Luna snatched it from her hand (because Ron was trying to swipe it first), read what was written, and turned beet red. "Later, Hermione," she mouthed to Mione.
"What was that all about?" Harry inquired to Mione. She giggled.
"Oh, that. Well," she leaned towards Harry's ear. "I was just asking Luna where she and Ron had gone last night," she whispered.
"Why do you have to write it down instead of just asking her?"
"Because Ron will just force Luna to lie," and again, she giggled.
"Oh, right," Harry replied with a sly grin on his face.
The bell rang, signaling the start of the first subject. For the seventh years, it's History of Magic. The sixth years, however, have Transfiguration. Harry and Hermione hung back a little as they waited for Draco and Ron, who kissed their girlfriends goodbye.
"Believe me," said Draco as they headed towards Professor Binns' classroom, "you're awfully lucky to have a seventh year girlfriend. I mean, you're always together!" To which, Harry and Hermione replied with wide grins.
HISTORY OF MAGIC
Harry was so bored that he could give a thousand galleons just to have something amusing to do. He watched as Draco and Ron chatted happily on the desk beside his. He looked at his other side and saw Hermione- wonders of wonders!- snoozing!
"Hey, Harry," said Neville from the desk in front of him. He handed him a piece of parchment. Hermione jerked awake at the sound of Neville's voice, and read the paper with Harry. A little later, the chatroom-in-a-parchment spread around the whole classroom for two hours. It became quite popular, and everyone treated Neville as a hero for it. It had definitely banished all the students' boredom. Here it is:
CHATROOM 101
MODERATOR: NEVILLE
>Nevilleshortbottom
Message: I'm bored. Please circulate this chatroom. I think I could use a little nap…
Footnote: SOME STUPID FOOTNOTE.
>harrythehippogriff
Message: Harry here. Anybody got gum?
Footnote: I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU AND YOUR BLOODY ARSE.
>imaballerina246
Message: Harry! That's a barbaric footnote! Anyways, Mione's online!
Footnote: I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SAY I GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
>Chavo
Message: Hey! 'Tis a cool idea! Draco here…
Footnote: I LOVE GINNY WEASLEY…
>Pukinpastilles
Message: S'me Ron! Yo, is your nick 'Chavo' as in 'Chavo Guerrero' the wrestler?
Footnote: SUP LADIES, I CAN MAKE YOU DROOL.
>Chavo
Message: Er, yeah… I mean, Chavo's cool!
Footnote: I LOVE GINNY WEASLEY…
>fulhamfootballfanatic
Message: It's me, Dean! Suppose we should appeal to Dumbledore to hire a new History of Magic professor?
Footnote: "CAN I HAVE A LOOK AT URANUS?"
>brownishlavender
Message: Harry, 'ere's your gum… pass this parchment to Harry…
Footnote: BROWNISH LAVENDER SNOGGING IN THE LOOS!
>fulhamfootballfanatic
Message: I asked for a gum a while back and you didn't give me…
Footnote: "CAN I HAVE A LOOK AT URANUS?"
>harrythehippogriff
Message: Hey thanks! Lemme guess… Lavender?
Footnote: I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU AND YOUR BLOODY ARSE.
>brownishlavender
Message: Aye, s'me. Dean, I only got gum now. Don't be so overreacting!
Footnote: BROWNISH LAVENDER SNOGGING IN THE LOOS!
>cleansweep2005
Message: Ei! Seamus is here! Let the fun begin!
Footnote: YEEHAWW!
>sadisticflirt
Message: Aye Neville! 'Tis a great idea! Parvati here! I love you guys…
Footnote: I CAUGHT BROWNISH LAVENDER SNOGGING IN THE LOOS!
>brownishlavender
Message: Don't believe everything Parvati says…
Footnote: BROWNISH LAVENDER SNOGGING IN THE LOOS!
>blueeyeswhitedragon
Message: Quidditch only a few weeks away! Go Slytherin!
Footnote: I AINT NO FILTHY LITTLE MUDBLOOD.
>imaballerina246
Message: Who the f is blueeyeswhitedragon! Coz I'm gonna kick his/her ass!
Footnote: I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SAY I GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
>Pukinpastilles
Message: Calm down Mione. Gryffindor's gonna win, anyway!
Footnote: SUP LADIES, I CAN MAKE YOU DROOL.
>blueeyeswhitedragon
Message: In your dreams, losers!
Footnote: I AINT NO FILTHY LITTLE MUDBLOOD.
>Chavo
Message: Shut up, Pansy!
Footnote: I LOVE GINNY WEASLEY…
>drakiemahdear
Message: I'M PANSY!
Footnote: I LOVE DRACO MALFOY!
>vincentcrabbe
Message: Slitheryn es going to weehn!
Footnote: SLITHERYN HAUSE RULEZ!
>blueeyeswhitedragon
Message: Blaise Zabini here… Shut up Weasley. It's me who's gonna make the girls drool! Yo, Mione!
Footnote: I AINT NO FILTHY LITTLE MUDBLOOD.
>harrythehippogriff
Message: Zabini, you can't attract female humans with the way you attract female hippogriffs! And Crabbe, I congratulate you! After fifty million long years! You learned how to write! Though you're spelling is sooo bad… Yet, I'm so proud of you! Mwah! Gimme a hug!
Footnote: I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU AND YOUR BLOODY ARSE.
>greggygoyle
Message: Butt luke! I'm alsow gettingg bettur, don't ewe tihnk?
Footnote: MY DONG IS AS HEALTHY AS MY ARSE, THANKS.
>cleansweep2005
Message: Aawww… That's nice, Goyle.
Footnote: YEEHAWW!
>Nevilleshortbottom
Message: No fighting, please?
Footnote: SOME STUPID FOOTNOTE.
>nottyourordinaryguy
Message: Guess who I am?
Footnote: AND ANOTHER STUPID FOOTNOTE…
>imaballerina246
Message: NEV! I missed you! And yo, Blaise! Theodore Nott?
Footnote: I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SAY I GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
>nottyourordinaryguy
Message: Clever Mione…
Footnote: AND ANOTHER STUPID FOOTNOTE…
>fulhamfootballfanatic
Message: But- gum! I. NEED. GUM!
Footnote: "CAN I HAVE A LOOK AT URANUS?"
>Nevilleshortbottom
Message: Why didn't you buy gum last weekend while we were at Hogsmeade?
Footnote: SOME STUPID FOOTNOTE.
>sadisticflirt
Message: Hogemeade was nice last weekend, don't you all think? I mean, nicer…
Footnote: I CAUGHT BROWNISH LAVENDER SNOGGING IN THE LOOS!
>brownishlavender
Message: Quit with the footnote, Parvati!
Footnote: BROWNISH LAVENDER SNOGGING IN THE LOOS!
>imaballerina246
Message: Yeah, well, just because they got wind that Fudge is showing his arse there… Oops, that was supposed to be top secret information…
Footnote: I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SAY I GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
>blueeyeswhitedragon
Message: Why, may I ask, is it topsecret?
Footnote: I AINT NO FILTHY LITTLE MUDBLOOD.
>vincentcrabbe
Message: Butt why wood he want to stripp and showww hise arse?
Footnote: SLITHERYN HAUSE RULEZ!
>greggygoyle
Message: Yeah… I meen, no wone wood want tod scee an diskusting sighte!
Footnote: MY DONG IS AS HEALTHY AS MY ARSE, THANKS.
>Chavo
Message: Please don't mind the two idiotic goonies above…
Footnote: I LOVE GINNY WEASLEY…
>imaballerina246
Message: Draco! At least they're improving!
Footnote: I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SAY I GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
>drakiemahdear
Message: Sod off, Granger. Nobody tells Drakie-poo off!
Footnote: I LOVE DRACO MALFOY!
>imaballerina246
Message: Oh yeah? How about we meet at the Trophy room after class and have a nice little duel? Pug-face!
Footnote: I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SAY I GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
>billybobbobbybill
Message: You were saying, Granger mudblood? I'm Millicent… And I'm on Pansy's side. You want another headlock?
Footnote: BILLYBOB… BOBBYBILL…
>imaballerina246
Message: Waahhh!... Harry, she's out to get me!
Footnote: I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SAY I GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
>Pukinpastilles
Message: Er, Bulstrode? What's with the nick?
Footnote: SUP LADIES, I CAN MAKE YOU DROOL.
>billybobbobbybill
Message: Er, my boyfriend… Only met him last June… Gorgeous man, he is…
sigh
Footnote: BILLYBOB… BOBBYBILL…
>Chavo
Message: Er- gorgeous, is he? How about 'unlucky' to further describe him?
Footnote: I LOVE GINNY WEASLEY…
>drakiemahdear
Message: Haw haw! That was clever, my sweetheart!
Footnote: I LOVE DRACO MALFOY!
>Pukinpastilles
Message: I think I'd use the word 'unlucky' on you too, 'Drakie'… hysterical laughs and guffaws
Footnote: SUP LADIES, I CAN MAKE YOU DROOL.
>harrythehippogriff
Message: Hey, hey, wait up! Who's threatening my girlfriend here!
Footnote: I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU AND YOUR BLOODY ARSE.
>billybobbobbybill
Message: Er, ain't me! Pansy!
Footnote: BILLYBOB… BOBBYBILL…
>drakiemahdear
Message: 'Tain't me! Millicent!
Footnote: I LOVE DRACO MALFOY!
>harrythehippogriff
Message: Mione, who did?
Footnote: I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU AND YOUR BLOODY ARSE.
>imaballerina246
Message: PANSY!
Footnote: I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SAY I GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
>drakiemahdear
Message: Okay, so it was me! Whatcha gonna do, Pothead? Shove a broomstick up my arse!
Footnote: I LOVE DRACO MALFOY!
>sadisticflirt
Message: Come to think of it, that is a good idea! Go Harry!
Footnote: I CAUGHT BROWNISH LAVENDER SNOGGING IN THE LOOS!
>harrythehippogriff
Message: It's all up to you, Baby Mione!
Footnote: I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU AND YOUR BLOODY ARSE.
>imaballerina246
Message: Er, I reckon you just threaten her to shut up… I don't wanna end up jobless in the future, you know…
Footnote: I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SAY I GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
>harrythehippogriff
Message: sigh Draco, you do it then, so it's more painful…
Footnote: I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU AND YOUR BLOODY ARSE.
>Chavo
Message: Nope, you do it… I'll back you up…
Footnote: I LOVE GINNY WEASLEY…
>harrythehippogriff
Message: Okie dokie… Pansy Pugface Parkinson's Disease—Shut the hell up coz once you insult my baby again, you're in for a treat… From The Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!
Footnote: I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU AND YOUR BLOODY ARSE.
>drakiemahdear
Message: gasp You wouldn't!
Footnote: I LOVE DRACO MALFOY!
>harrythehippogriff
Message: Try me!
Footnote: I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU AND YOUR BLOODY ARSE.
>Chavo
Message: Yes, shut up Pansy-pee! And don't you ever call me Drakie—whatever.
Footnote: I LOVE GINNY WEASLEY…
>imaballerina246
Message: laughs maniacally Pansy-pee-pug-faced!
Footnote: I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SAY I GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
>drakiemahdear
Message: But Drakie!
Footnote: I LOVE DRACO MALFOY!
>Nevilleshortbottom
Message: No fighting, please?
Footnote: SOME STUPID FOOTNOTE.
>fulhamfootballfanatic
Message: So, as we were saying before some uncouth character interrupted, why is the info top secret?
Footnote: "CAN I HAVE A LOOK AT URANUS?"
>harrythehippogriff
Message: Because we only overheard that info. I mean, the minister isn't telling anyone, is he? So it's top secret… Only, we found out… grins sheepishly
Footnote: I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU AND YOUR BLOODY ARSE.
>brownishlavender
Message: Why are you so good at sneaking out!
Footnote: BROWNISH LAVENDER SNOGGING IN THE LOOS!
>cleansweep2005
Message: It's just a natural talent, Lavi. That's why I like you…
Footnote: YEEHAWW!
>Chavo
Message: Aawww… A chatroom may, after all, be a channel for love…
Footnote: I LOVE GINNY WEASLEY…
>drakiemahdear
Message: Let's tell everybody how much we love each other despite the arguments! I love you Drakie!
Footnote: I LOVE DRACO MALFOY!
>blueeyeswhitedragon
Message: I love you all! Slytherins unite!
Footnote: I AINT NO FILTHY LITTLE MUDBLOOD.
>nottyourordinaryguy
Message: Yeah, well, we'll all see each other next class anyway! Haller, DADA!
Footnote: AND ANOTHER STUPID FOOTNOTE…
>imaballerina246
Message: I love you all! I love you Harry…
Footnote: I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SAY I GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
>Pukinpastilles
Message: Yo! Binns is about to dismiss us! Two minutes to go!
Footnote: SUP LADIES, I CAN MAKE YOU DROOL.
>harrythehippogriff
Message: Bye everyone! See you all next time! I love you too, MIONE!
Footnote: I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU AND YOUR BLOODY ARSE.
BINNS: Class dismissed!
(So, whaddaya think? Please read and review! Flames are quite disturbing though... And don't worry, there'll be more chatters next time, cuz there'll of course be Luna, Ginny, the whole of the houses and the DA!)
(Next: which class is gonna be clashed by this chatroom-in-a-parchment thingy? And why is everyone so addicted to it?)