Authors note: Yay! Christmas is finally comingggggg! Wahahaha! From the results, I think I'll do Bakura first okay? Sorry to those who wanted Yami first. :bows: Thanks all those who reviewed me! Love ya LOTS :grins: However, this is my first time doing a Bakura/Ryou ficcie! Okay? So please go easy on me :giggles nervously:

Mr. Santa, what I want for Christmas is

By: Hiki-chan.

Bakura growled while he tugged the Santa suit on, what on the name of Ra was he doing this for! Bloody suit. Boy was it snug. It simply refused to… :rriippp: The sound of material tearing echoed throughout the changing room.

Bakura growled, great. Just what he needed. A torn suit. Bakura just tore the whole suit apart and threw it in the bin before he went back to the closet to get another. He knew it was going to come out of his pay. Who cares anyway. He sure didn't.

Ra damnit. Why was he doing this anyway!

Flashback

"Oh come on Bakura! It's a good way to be in the Christmas spirit." Ryou smiled at his darker half.

"I don't care about getting in the Christmas spirit Ryou!" Bakura spat.

"B-but Bakura. You can earn money and then use it to buy anything you want."

"I don't have to" The tomb robber huffed, "I'll just do it the old fashioned way…" He ended with a smirk.

Ryou raised an eyebrow at his other half, "You mean stealing it right?"

"No koi, stealing is such a vulgar word," Bakura said slyly, "I prefer the term, taking without permission."

"Oh Bakura… now its not the time to steal. Earning is much better." Ryou answered earnestly.

"Said my hikari yesterday and the day before that and everyday. But did I listen?" Bakura pretended to think, "No! Besides, if I just pick on those old blind people in the street, it'll be easy. Just pretend you are giving them money while you just take some out for yourself." Bakura shrugged his shoulders. It was so simple.

"Bakura! You will not do that during anytime! Especially during Christmas. I absolutely forbid it!" Ryou scolded, his chocolate brown eyes narrowing.

"You can you do about it koi?" Bakura sneered. Ryou would not boss him around. He would never allow that.

"Pift." Ryou made a sound, "Be that way kura. No more late nights with me." Ryou took a glance at Bakura and cut him off as he was about to protest, "No more afternoon or morning times either."

"WHAT!" Bakura roared, "I'm a spirit! My sexual desires must be fulfilled!"

"Go ask Marik or Malik to help you then" Ryou frowned as he turned away.

"But only my koi can fulfill them…" Bakura whined.

Ryou stopped, that had been rather funny, Bakura whining. Very interesting! "Then take the job." The shorter boy offered calmly.

Bakura growled, looking Ryou in the eye he knew he couldn't say no. Especially if that meant no… time with him "Fine fine. You win hikari. I'll take the stupid job"

Ryou turned around to look at Bakura as he smiled widely, "Great Kura! You don't know how happy that makes me! Oh I'm sure you would have so much fun! Most of the kids are angels! You'll love them Kura! You won't regret it!" Ryou exclaimed jumping around the room.

Bakura grabbed the giggling Ryou, before pushing him against the wall, "I'm going to collect my 'pay' first." He purred.

"Consider it credited to your account." Ryou groaned softly.

With that, Bakura smashed his mouth against Ryou's.

End flashback

Bakura frowned, realization drawing onto him. He was doing this for Ryou as his light had so cleverly threatened him and also because he wanted to make his light happy. The tomb robber grimaced in disgust at himself. Such a wuss! And getting all lovey-dovey and weak around his light.

But then Bakura remembered as his light screamed his name around 5 times that day and smiled evilly. Being a wuss wasn't bad. As long as he stayed on top, it was fine.

Finally putting on his Santa outfit, stuffing pillows, he was finally going out. Now came the fun part, scaring little kiddies. Bakura chuckled evilly before he headed out.

1 hour later

Ryou was in the queue and he was the last in the line for that shift. Bakura looked extremely bored and Ryou couldn't help but feel sorry for his yami. Maybe he'll have to make it up to him. After all, one of the main reasons Bakura did it was to make him happy.

There was only one boy in front of Ryou and he watched in amusement as the young one ran to Bakura and sat on his lap. Bakura smirked, "What do you want for Christmas twerp?" And with that, Bakura beared his fangs to the young one trying to frighten him. Luckily Ryou didn't see.However, the boy just smiled and innocently poked his teeth.

Bakura clenched his fist, as he prepared to do what he should have done to all the kids before this. Tomb robbers shouldn't be doing playing santa! He felt like sending this child off to the shadow realm but he stopped as he thought about what Ryou would do to him if he sent a innocent child there. Yes, there were times where no one was safe from his koi.

After taking pictures with the little one, the boy jumped off and before he left he waved, "Bye bye Santa!" and he went.

Inwardly, Bakura groaned, he hoped that was the last child. He couldn't bear another one. He looked up to see one more figure in front of him in the line. Ryou was there, smiling at Bakura happily. Okay, change of mind. One more customer was fine.

Ryou laughed and jumped onto Bakura's lap. "Bakura! I'm so proud of you! You didn't sent one child to the shadow realm!"

Bakura glared at his hikari, "I don't like this job Ryou. Why should I go around asking people what they want for Christmas?"

"That's part of your job Kura" Ryou said giggling as he snuggled against Bakura.

"Well, what about me? Won't anyone ask about what I want?"

Ryou giggled again as his dark pouted. Thinking for awhile he said, "Well Kura, what do you want for Christmas then?"

Bakura grinned, his fangs showing a little, "Would you give me anything I want?"

Ryou gulped, but he did owe his yami something, so he answered shyly, "Hai, Kura"

"Good. I want you." With that, Bakura bent down and started nibbling on Ryou's neck.

Ryou yelped before protesting softly, his face flushing with pleasure, "B-but Kura, You had me. A lot of times too. Countless!"

Bakura paused and looked at his hikari. "You stopping me koi?"

"No…" Ryou replied weakly.

"Then shuttup."

"But the public…" Ryou protested softly.

"Fine!" Bakura growled, "Let's go home."

End of part 2

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