Lilikoifish: Hey! Thanks for reviewing everyone! Okay…I read over my fanfic, and noticed that I had a few grammar errors, and in my last chapter, Lloyd's arm was supposed to be broken, but I accidentally put leg when the ladder actually fell…please forgive me, as I will start a chapter and finish it maybe 1 week later. Also, when Zelos and Sheena were arguing about the sugar…well, since they're only making one cookie with the lemon (etc with the rest of the flavors) frosting, they only need one cup of sugar for each serving of frosting. I usually type these up at about 10:00 pm, so bear with me please. I hope that cleared everything up for you!
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Santa and mistletoe kisses
"Why hasn't Santa come yet?" Colette asked.
"Who knows…?" Lloyd responded. He was now playing "Stratego" with Genis. Genis, of course was winning, as he put all his bombs in the front, and caused Lloyd's general to be blown up. Genis put his piece on top of one of Lloyd's.
"What is it?" Genis asked.
"Bomb." Lloyd lied.
"I can't be! I dismantled all of them with my 3s!" Genis said, recounting the number of bombs that he had gotten rid of.
"Okay, okay…I lied. It's my flag…"
"YOU IDIOT!" Genis threw the flag piece at him. "Who puts their flag piece in the front lines?"
"I do." Lloyd responded. Genis sighed and shook his head. He put the game away and decided that they should play "Jeopardy!"
"Christmas History for 100!" Lloyd said, confidently. Genis looked at him, then sighed and read the question:
"What is the true significance of Christmas?"
"Umm…presents, caroling, Santa, decorating Christmas trees, and having a ton of fun?" Lloyd guessed. Genis shook his head sadly and set down the card.
"The answer is: the significance of Christmas is that it is the day that Jesus was born." Genis said. "Anyone else want to play?"
"I will." Raine said. Genis fell over, and sighed.
"Anyone else?" Genis asked, hopefully. To take her mind off of things, Sheena decided to play. Colette then joined. They had fun with Jeopardy for a while, but they soon got tired and quit right before Double Jeopardy started. Raine and Sheena excused themselves. They had an idea.
"Come here, Zelos."
"Yes, my voluptuous hunnies?"
"Listen up, Idiot Chosen. Your life finally has a purpose." Sheena said, tying him to a chair.
"Yes?"
"You're going to be Santa, and fill everyone's stockings." Sheena said. Zelos got a sly look on his face. He grinned devilishly.
"You can't out bras in anyone's stockings, either. Or anything else that's perverted." Sheena added. Zelos's face turned gloomy. He then grinned again, and suddenly stood up. He put his sword back in its sheath.
"Dangit, why didn't I use chains?" Sheena cursed under her breath.
"Look! A comet!" Zelos pointed out the window. It was, of course night time. Sheena and Raine looked out the window. Zelos then sneakily put his head between the two women's heads. When Raine and Sheena saw that there was no comet, they turned to tell him that he was a liar, but didn't see him, and kissed him! If that was confusing, let me explain it:
Zelos's head
Sheena's head --- O o O ------Raine's head
They turn and kiss him, but no on purpose. Get it now? If not, just email it to me.
"ZELOS, YOU SCOUNDREL!" Sheena slapped him. She knew that she could not hurt him too badly, or else Santa would have bruises all over him. She stomped off, annoyed. Raine continued the lecture.
"Okay, Zelos. You will go up on the roof tonight, slide down the chimney, and fill the stockings. Sheena prepared the stuff that goes in the stockings, so you can't fill the stockings with perverted things." Raine told him sternly as she tied him to the chair, this time with chains.
"Hey, hey! I can't get in the Santa suit or go up on the roof of I'm tied down!" Zelos exclaimed.
"Well, I've prepared dinner already, so you'll have to eat dinner like Noishe does." Raine scooted him over to the dining table. Zelos sighed.
"Who wants to eat like a dog?" Zelos sighed. "My beautiful image will be ruined! Boo hoo…"
"Hey, pretty boy: quit your whining, or I'll punch the living daylights out of you." Sheena held up a fist. Zelos closed his mouth.
"Everyone! Time for dinner!" Raine called. Genis sat down at the table. He sniffed the "mashed potatoes" on his plate.
"WHAT IS THIS CRAP?" Genis shoved his plate away. He pinched his nose. Raine smacked him and held up some chains.
"I've still got plenty left…" Raine said angrily. Genis picked up his fork and prodded his "food". He took a tiny nibble of the "roast beef" and grabbed his water. He glugged it down at fast at he could. Lloyd looked up from his soggy green beans.
"Something wrong, Genis?"
"YES! SOMETHING VERY WRONG!" Genis gasped. Just then, he blew out a stream of fire. "TOO SPICY!" he gasped, then fell out of his chair. Colette and Lloyd winced and picked their friend off the ground. They exchanged glances and looked over at Raine.
"Don't look at me, Regal made this."
"WHAT?" Genis asked, suddenly sitting up. "Regal is too good for this!"
"Well, actually…I used one of Raine's cookbooks…" Regal said, wincing at the taste of the mashed potatoes.
"Oh no…all of Raine's cookbooks are experimental…" Genis groaned. Raine smacked him again. Genis forced some of the soggy beans down his throat. In the meantime, Zelos was trying to eat his food, but only got little nibbles, while the rest was on his mouth.
"My beautiful face…" he moaned. Just then, Noishe came and licked all of the mashed potatoes off of his face.
"Gross! Protozoan slobber all over my pretty face!" Zelos cried. Sheena giggled. Zelos glared at her.
"I will get you one of these days…" he muttered.
"If you'll excuse me for a moment…" Genis got out of his chair. They heard some sizzling, and before they could blink, Genis was back in his seat with some more food.
"Unreal!" Lloyd gasped. Everyone stared at Genis.
"What…? It's good! I made some grilled scallops myself!" Genis said, munching happily on his grilled scallops. Zelos whined and tried to scoot his chair over to the kitchen, but ended up falling over.
"Sheena! Help me!" He cried. Sheena laughed and ran over to the kitchen. Everyone else except Raine and Genis ran over to the kitchen and began fighting over the last few scallops. Genis laughed and devoured the rest of his food.
That night...
Colette's eyes were wide open. She was worried that Santa was lost or something. She really wanted him to come. She had left cookies and milk out for him each night, but Noishe ended up eating it. She sighed and closed her eyes. She soon fell asleep.
Zelos was up on the chimney. He laughed and pulled his sack over his shoulder again. He slid down the chimney and jammed the things for the kids (Colette, Lloyd, Genis, and Presea) into their respective stocking.
"Heheheh…sleep tight!" He gobbled up the cookies and milk, opened his wings, and flew up the chimney.
The next day…
"He came! He really came!" Colette dug through her stocking. "A chew toy for Remiel (her dog, remember?)! That'll definitely save me the money!"
"Cool! A frying pan! Now I can defend myself against Raine!" Genis's eyes sparkled. Raine slapped him, but he defended with his pan.
"OW!" Raine rubbed her hand. "That is IT Genis Sage!" Raine grabbed her staff and began chasing Genis around the room.
"A sharpening stone! Awesome! Now I can totally kick some butt!" Lloyd began to sharpen his swords. He chuckled evilly.
"…A camera…how does this work…?" Presea examined it. Lloyd showed her how to work the camera. Presea then took a picture of Raine chasing Genis around.
"Hey!" Genis blinked, causing Raine to catch up to him. She whacked him with her staff.
"Ow…" Genis rubbed his head. Lloyd laughed. Genis shot him a nasty glare. Colette smiled and threw Remiel the chew toy. She giggled. Genis decided to take a break and make breakfast.
"Hey, Colette! Wanna play Frisbee with Noishe and me?" Lloyd asked.
"Sure! Remiel can play too!" Colette smiled. They walked to the door, hand-in-hand.
"Hey, Lloyd! Could I play too?" Sheena asked.
"Huh? Sure! Why not?" Lloyd said.
"I wanna play too!" Zelos said.
"Err…" Sheena shifted uncomfortably. She ignored Zelos, though. When they were outside, Genis decided to get some revenge and hung mistletoe above the doorway. His plan was to get either Sheena or Zelos under the mistletoe with Lloyd. He sniggered and sat on the couch and flipped through the TV channels.
"Hahaha! Noishe wins!" Lloyd cheered.
"Remiel wasn't far behind, though." Colette chirped, scooping Remiel up.
"I have to go get a jacket. I'm freezing my butt off!" Sheena and Zelos said at the same time. They looked at each other, horrified.
"I guess we're meant to be with each other, huh, Sheena?" Zelos smiled. Sheena blushed and slapped him as hard as she could. They walked in. Genis looked over, and saw Sheena and Zelos. He smacked himself in the head. His plan hadn't worked…
"You two are under the mistletoe…" Presea observed. Sheena looked up and blushed madly.
"What? You mean I have to kiss this idiot?" Sheena gasped her cheeks scarlet.
"Can't run away from old traditions now!" Zelos said.
"You can't make me!" Sheena yelled.
"Hey! I had to do it!" Genis said, turning pink. Sheena reluctantly gave in because everyone was pestering her, and she could feel her cheeks turning hot.
Zelos wrapped his arms around her. Sheena shut her eyes. She felt Zelos's lips press onto hers, but it didn't feel like a joke. It felt passionate. She relaxed her eyes. Everyone in the room cooed. Sheena opened her eyes. She had forgotten all about the people around her! She turned a bright red again.
"Sheena, my hunny! You actually wrapped your arms around me!" Zelos grinned. She found that her arms were around him. She flushed a deeper red…if that was possible. They grabbed their jackets and ran outside. An hour later, the four of them (Lloyd, Colette Sheena, and Zelos) came back in. They were covered in snow. They were laughing too.
"Not all of us have had a mistletoe kiss yet!" Lloyd exclaimed, noticing the mistletoe, and taking it down.
"So?" Kratos raised and eyebrow.
"Everyone needs one!" Lloyd said. "Okay everyone! Choose someone to give a mistletoe kiss!" Lloyd hung the mistletoe up again.
"That's just stupid!" Raine said.
"No, it's not! Christmas is a time for loving and all that stuff!" Genis said, taking Presea's hand.
"I give in!" Raine said. Kratos blushed. Zelos had chosen Sheena, Lloyd had chosen Colette, and Genis had chosen Presea. Regal was out with the rest of the Lezarano Company, celebrating Christmas. He had to kiss Raine. Raine also realized, and turned a bright red. Kratos took her hand anyway.
"Hold on…" Zelos got his digital camera he had received from Presea. He put it on a stand and set it on auto. He rushed back. "On the count of three, everyone kisses their partner!" Kratos twitched. But…it was Christmas, and he had to be nice. Raine was pretty. All he had to do is imagine it was Anna. Easy.
"1…2…3!" Everyone kissed their partner—passionately. Kratos and Raine finally relaxed and wrapped their arms around each other. Colette and Lloyd crushed each other in a hug. Their lips touched each other passionately. Sheena and Zelos shared the kiss they had before. Genis was bright pink when he kissed Presea. Presea closed her eyes and relaxed in Genis's arms. It was a kiss to remember for the rest of their lives.
The End
Lilikoifish: Was that nice and descriptive? Fluffy? Heehee…I know I had a little bit of Kraine at the end, but I still am in love with Kranna! KRANNA FOREVER! Heheheheh…Did you like it? Please review! Once again, special thanks to: Witch Child93, Sesshy is sexii, InuKratosStan, SummonerofVerius, and Kratos Wilder for reviewing! I love you guys! (No, not in the lesbian way)
I hope you enjoyed this Christmas fic, and I wish everyone a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and any holiday you celebrate! Happy New Year too!
