disclaimer: don't own nothing except ear wax and ideas oh and a shirt that says i'm with stupid
Prologue…
My brain is really loud today thought Kazuya, as he waited for his purple suit to come back from the dry-cleaners. Jin walked in juggling three eggs; he was making weird whooping sounds every time an egg almost got away from him. Lee walked in afterwards laughing hysterically at the struggling to juggle Jin.
Kazuya growled and snapped from his seat beside the phone "do you idiots mind?"
Jin dropped his arms and the eggs fell loudly to the floor, Lee stopped laughing and lit up a cigarette
"Pop, why are you in your underwear?" asked a frightened Jin
"F.Y.I I'm waiting for my suit to come back" Kazuya replied indignantly, crossing his arms over his chest.
"But, you have like a trillion other suits why don't you wear them?" asked Jin.
"Oh I don't know" Kazuya glared angrily at Lee, who stopped smoothing out his jacket and laughed nervously.
"Uh…" he began, but he was cut off by the phone.
"Yay!" Kazuya cried as he picked up the handset.
"Hello" he said then after a pause "yes, I know it's the dry cleaners…." Another pause then
"What! What do you mean my suit was stolen?" Kazuya growled and slammed the phone down angrily.
Tears welled in his eyes and he collapsed back into his seat "They lost my suit!"
Jin scoffed silently and Lee ran from the room, trying to contain his laughter.
Kazuya stood from his chair after half an hour of crying and sobbing and found Jin
Kazuya shook his son from his nap in the flower bed and said in a defiant and heroic voice "Son, you and I will go on a quest to find my suit!"
"Wha… why not by a new one?" Jin asked rousing from his sleeping state.
"Do you know how much they cost huh? What do you think; I'm made out of money? Huh…is that it? Is it?" he growled angrily poking his son in the chest.
"Well, yeah…actually" Jin replied sitting up and wiping dirt from his back.
Damn, I was sure he wouldn't find me in here… now I need a new place for my afternoon naps Jin thought bitterly. Or…I could kill him…
Kazuya hauled Jin to his feet and dragged him to Porsche parked in the front. They found it covered in toilet paper and Lee sitting in the passenger seat smoking happily.
Kazuya growled angrily and flung open the door and screamed "what are you doing! Smoking in MY CAR!"
Lee squealed like a pig and scrambled away "uh…. What are you doing here?"
Kazuya got distracted from his anger by his worry for his suit and said in his hero voice "My son and I are going to get my suit back! It is a dangerous mission, one the likes of you could never comprehend!"
"That didn't even make sense… I'm coming with" Lee snapped.
"Shotgun!" shouted Jin.
"Ah… the navigator takes shot gun seat" Lee replied matter-of-factly.
"Damn! Then what am i?" asked Jin in a disgruntled tone
Kazuya slipped into the drivers seat and said "you're the one whose ass is gonna be kicked if you don't hurry up!"
Jin yelped and jumped into the back, they drove away in silence, Lee thinking of nothing but wanting a cigarette, Kazuya thinking only of his dear purple suit and Jin thinking about his importance and position in the mission.
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