After turning down 18 wrong streets two of them one way streets, Kazuya pulled up in front of the dry cleaners in his toilet paper tepee Porsche. People looked at the trio weirdly as they slipped (or in Jin's case fell) out of the car. Mostly they gawked at Kazuya who was still in his underwear. Jin picked himself from the ground in triumph and announced "I know now my position in this mission…"
Kazuya then announced "wow, you're a poet prodigy!"
Lee rolled his eyes and lit up another cigarette, "what is your role then Jinny"
Jin narrowed his eyes and growled "never call me that again!"
Kazuya spoke in a wounded voice "I thought you liked being called Jinny"
"No I said I didn't like to be called Jinny" Jin replied curtly.
Kazuya thought for a moment then said more to himself than anyone "well I guess I should cancel those personalized T-shirts for Jin then"
Lee rolled his eyes again and puffed on his fag and asked "so what was it that you were saying?" to Jin.
Jin stared blankly for a minute then continued with his announcement "I was saying Lee my friend, that my role in this mission is… security" he finished.
Kazuya and Lee stared blankly; Lee's fag (too lazy to keep writing cigarette) fell from his mouth.
"Security?" asked Lee dumb-founded.
"yes, my role is to keep this under wraps…make sure there is no plot to take us all down, and if there is I will prevent it with my security team of security!" Jin said all in one breathe.
Kazuya regained his composure and clapped his son on the back and exclaimed "good idea son… I think you should take this walkie talkie and check out inside before we go in" Kazuya pulled out a walkie talkie and gave it to an excited Jin.
Jin ran inside and they saw him through the window searching around and interrogating the poor old man behind the counter. Jin stopped his silent inspection and turned to the window, raised the walkie talkie and began speaking into it
Outside Kazuya and Lee heard the walkie talkie crackling then Jin's voice … "okay Nude Man and Silver Ciggie…the premises is clear, no bombs, assassins or traps. The old man is on our side… the perimeter is clean…over"
Kazuya pressed the button and asked "we've got code names? Over"
They saw Jin roll his eyes and talk into the walkie talkie again
It came through "yes… we can't use our real names, the line might be tapped, just call me Drunk One…over"
Lee scoffed and whispered to Kazuya "we need to find that boy some friends"
Jin's voice came through the talkie again "what was that? You weren't holding the button down… are you coming in or what….over?"
Kazuya nodded and said "we're moving in do you copy?"
Jin gave them the thumbs up sign and Kazuya strut inside, Lee groaned and followed him in.
Inside the shop the old man behind the counter was cowering in fear. Jin fell in to step with his underwear clad father "Nude Man, the old man says that your suit was here this morning but someone must have stolen it"
"Thank you for the report Drunk One, now I want you to inspect the pick up room for my suit,"
Jin saluted and scrambled over the counter and checked all the little hangey things for a purple suit.
"Silver Ciggie… keep watch at the door." Kazuya called to Lee.
"Go to hell" Lee called as he sat in a chair beside the door.
Kazuya approached the counter where the old man was watching Jin tearing through the clothes.
"Any luck Drunk One?" Kazuya asked
Jin looked at him sadly and sighed "Negative Nude Man, no luck here"
Kazuya sighed and leant on the counter and looked at the old man. "Old man, I want to know the last time you saw my suit?"
The old man was trembling and answered in a cracked voice "the last time I saw it was this morning, I was pressing it, I left to answer the phone and when I returned it was gone"
"Damn, I'll never get it back" Kazuya whined and slammed his fists on the counter.
"Wait Nude Man…" Jin shouted, he turned from the clothes and grasped the old mans collar and spat into his face "old man, who was it on the phone?"
"Why?" asked the trembling old man.
"It might have been a decoy or something, so they could have stolen the suit when you were talking…so who was it?"
The old man shivered and said "no-one was there, I answered and all I heard was breathing.
"My god! That's who we're looking for!" Jin shouted in triumph.
Kazuya jumped up and down in excitement. Lee scowled from his post and spoke "how will we find out who done it if we don't even know who it was on the phone"
Kazuya growled again and after a moments thought he walked over to the phone and examined it. He pressed a button.
"What did you press?" asked Jin who was looking over his fathers shoulder.
"Caller return" Kazuya said winking and giving thumbs up. Lee rolled his eyes again and turned away from them.
Kazuya waited patiently and the phone was picked up "hello?" asked a British voice.
"You! You are part of the plot to ruin me! Where are you! Where are you?" Kazuya screamed.
He heard the dial tone.
"Hello? Hello?" he asked. Jin pulled out a small machine and hooked it up to the phone somehow
"No matter Nude Man, we'll use our phone tapping machine to find a location."
Kazuya dialled again as Jin listened closely to the machine. Lee was smoking in the background.
"Hello?" the voice again.
"Yes… ah… this is Miggly Ha Luber from the…." Kazuya looked around trying to think of something. "From the World Vision Thing, give me money" he demanded.
Dial tone again. Jin shouted "we've got a trace! 2345 Corman Street… I don't know where that is but oh well!"
"Good work soldiers, let's hit the road" Kazuya said beckoning for Lee and Jin to follow him.