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Kazuya was lost and Lee kept telling them the wrong directions

"I said turn right!" Lee growled looking up from the map he was holding.

"No you said turn left" Kazuya snapped gripping the steering wheel tightly.

"Let's stop and asked for directions?" Jin questioned.

"What are you… a woman?" Lee asked

Jin fell back into his seat and muttered "no…but you are"

Lee turned in his seat and growled "what did you say?"

"Nothing" Jin groaned "hey Ling Xiaoyu and panda…and Kuma?" Jin pointed up ahead.

"Kuma? What is he doing with them?" Kazuya asked looking at the weird group up ahead.

"Pull over pull over!" exclaimed Jin.

Lee groaned as Kazuya pulled up on the curb.

Ling spotted Jin in the back and squealed. Kuma saw Kazuya and tried to hide behind Panda.

"Hi Jin!" Ling squeaked with stars in her eyes.

"Shhh… don't say my name" Jin hissed.

"What?" Ling asked confused. Panda was growling at Kuma playfully.

"We're looking for Nude man's Suit... we've got a trace" Jin explained.

Kazuya screamed at Ling "TELL US WHERE 2345 CORMAN STREET OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!"

Jin sighed in embarrassment as Panda Roared at Kazuya and Kuma roared at Panda and Lee roared at Kazuya and Kazuya roared at Ling.

"Okay… Ling must come; she knows and could leak out to the enemy…. And she knows where Corman Street is!" Jin shrieked over the loud racket.

Kazuya nodded and flung open the door somehow. "Bears in the boot" he stated.

Panda growled angrily and Kuma winked at Panda as they were shoved in to the small boot. Ling slipped in beside Jin and clung to his arm.

"Little Girl, tell us where Corman street is!" Kazuya screamed.

"Why is he calling me that?" she whispered to Jin

Lee over heard and growled "he's crazy, play along"

Ling nodded and told him

After another couple of hours of getting lost they found it. The house 2345 was gigantic and mostly a mansion, with a fountain bubbling out the front. Kazuya pulled the car to a halt and leapt out. He rumbled up the drive and towards the large wooden door. But before he could knock the door was flung open. There stood a beautiful blonde woman wearing a tight body suit and stiletto's she was brandishing a knife at the blonde man behind her

"I tell you, I'm your mother!" she cried making stabbing motions at him.

"Yes…okay just go… i-"he broke off when he saw Kazuya in his underwear standing behind the blonde woman.

"What is-" she began and turned seeing Kazuya.

"I WANT MY SUIT DAMN YOU!" he shrieked at the blond man.

"What the hell?" asked Nina, the woman with the knife?

Before the blonde man could answer Nina told him "don't worry Steve honey, let mummy handle this" she said smoothing out Steve's Hawaiian Shirt. She turned to Kazuya and growled "bring it on!"

Kazuya snarled "he stole my favourite purple suit! He must DIE!"

"What are you talking about?" Steve asked, then he realised "oh my god… you're the nutter that was calling that phone"

"T'was I" Kazuya snapped "now give it back!"

"I think you should know Nina found that phone and bought it over when she came…over to…tell…me" he trailed off

"That I'm his mumsy-poo" Nina finished, hugging Steve.

Steve slapped his forehead and shook his head. Ling approached the small group clinging off of Jin. Panda and Kuma were rolling around on the ground…doing something more than playing.

"Oh yuck...where's the hose?" Steve asked with Nina clinging off him.

"Don't wet Panda…it's not her fault she has animal urges" Ling whined

"I was going to use it to get this crazy broad off me" Steve sighed.

Kazuya came out of his idiot trance and demanded "GET ME THAT PHONE!"

"Fine…" Steve groaned, he kicked Nina off and scrambled in side the house.

In the time he was gone Nina noted "isn't he just a handsome fellow, he's grown up so fast!" she began to get teary, "I missed his childhood, I'm such a bad mother" she wailed.

"Can we go?" asked Lee from the car, still smoking a fag.

Steve returned holding a small mobile phone. Kazuya drooled and snatched it off him

"My suit…need my suit!" he whinged as he battered at the keypad, trying to find any sign of who owned it.

"We can't take any chances with this…Steve... your coming with us" Kazuya growled.

"If he's going I'm going too" Nina declared stubbornly.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Steve screamed in despair, he dropped to his knees and raised his hand to the sky.

"Don't cry baby, mummy will make it better" The crazed Nina soothed hugging her son again. He screamed again and tried to pull out of her motherly grip.

"Okay we need to think of code names… ah…" Jin thought for a moment.

"Panda can be Cutie Bear!" Ling exclaimed.

"Agreed, and Kuma could be Big Bear" squealed Jin happily.

"And you can all be called Fags!" shouted Lee from his seat in the car.

"Look who's talking!" called Steve angrily; he'd had enough with this day.

"Steve," Kazuya commanded "you can be Brit Boy"

"Oh yeah…that's real creative can't I be…" Steve said

"No"

"Bu-"

"No….and Nina can be Mumsy Poo!" Kazuya growled.

"YAY. Now for some quality mother son time!" Nina exclaimed clasping her hands in joy.

"Kill me now… just do it" Steve moaned. Lee laughed at him as he tried to get Kuma back into the car. He was soon attacked by the…sexually aroused….bear….and by attacked I mean raped….

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