another one indeed, more too come... still don't own...but some day... i will
Kazuya finally pulled up at the hospital and they dragged Lee into it.
"See that's what happens when you try and control a sexually aroused bear" Kazuya told the bleeding man. That stirred up some giggles from the group, mostly Ling and Jin. Kuma sat in the boot sheepishly triumphant.
They rushed into the glass doors as in they weren't aware that the doors weren't automatic. Lee was sent headfirst through the glass, Kazuya tripped, Jin fell over his dad, Ling fell on Jin Steve fell on Ling and Nina fell on Steve.
"Ahhh….. Get off" Jin screamed in a muffled tone. Everyone jumped from him and they all looked down at themselves, they all had glass in them.
"Ow…." Steve stated in a delayed reaction as trickles of blood popped from their wounds.
"Oh no…. Steve you're hurt!" the psychotic Nina shouted, she tried to embrace her son who was sitting on the ground. He raised his leg and it connected with her stomach, she still tried to hug him but his leg kept her at bay. "Thank god I have my limbs!" he sighed in relief as he pulled glass out of his arms.
Ling was pulling glass out of her hair and spotted Lee still bleeding holding a frying pan above Kazuya's head.
"Kazuya, Watch out!" she cried. Kazuya turned and saw Lee and his frying pan
"You stupid ass, I'll kill you!" Lee screamed. Before he could bring the frying pan on Kazuya's head a nurse came up to the group and asked "is everything all right?"
Nina yelped and grasped the nurse "my son is in dire need of medical attention"
Steve groaned "I'm fine, I don't need medical attention!"
Lee crawled weakly to where Nina and the nurse stood. He began pulling on the nurses dress "I need help" he stated weakly. Nina kicked him away and said "HELP MY SON!"
"Nina I don't need help, I'm fine!" Steve exclaimed.
Jin was examining a surgical operation of the heart.
"Oh so is that how you do it! No wonder the man I did this on is extremely deformed!"
He appeared back with the group. He saw Kazuya lying on the ground playing go fish with Kuma and Panda.
The nurse was ignoring Nina and took Lee into a room. Nina screamed loudly and started stabbing a small child's teddy bear.
After waiting for three hours they were told they could visit Lee. But the catch was they had to give their names. Kazuya whispered to his league of extraordinary gentlemen and women "don't give them your real name" in a voice not unlike Sean Connery.
"Name" asked the nurse.
"Er…Miggly ha Luber" Kazuya said. After a moments hesitation Jin spoke "Tom Ateo" he shifted his eyes. Ling said "my name is Joan of Arc"
Steve sighed and said "Hamish Spamish"
Nina hugged Steve and told the nurse "I'm his mumsy poo, Gertrude's the name!"
They were all shown Lee's room. When they were alone they made fun of each others names.
Lee woke up and frantically pressed the nurse button "get away from me you crazy freaks!"
"We like you to lee" Ling told him patting his bandaged face. A nurse arrived; it turned out to be Nina's Sister Anna. She walked in wearing a frumpy nurse's outfit.
"So is this your job?" Nina asked.
"SHUT UP WHORE!" Anna screamed pulling out a knife. Nina shrieked and told her "you can't kill me; I have to support my child!"
"Argh" Steve cried in resignation. Jin scoffed at him whilst flushing the toilet for no reason. Kazuya asked "anybody got a 7" when everybody looked at him weirdly he said "oh right, we're not playing go fish"
Anna approached Steve and pinched his cheek in regular Auntie Fashion. "Aww….isn't he just adorable" she oozed.
"Ow… do you know how much that hurts?" He told Anna. "This would be less weird if I were 7"
"Lee, is you fit to go on?" Kazuya shouted suddenly. Lee nodded and stood from his bed. "Good, cause we gotta make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here!" he cried happily.
"How do we get out?" Ling asked before Kazuya pushed her out the window. They heard Ling screaming then a thud. Kazuya lent out the window and called to her "did it hurt?"
She shook her head and told him "it isn't that bad actually" Kazuya then leapt from the window and landed on the standing girl.
"Hey that was pretty fun" Kazuya said leaping up and running to get the car. Jin jumped from the window and completely missed the human mattress and landed instead in the garden. Nina and Anna both jumped battling each other in the air. Anna had her trusty bazooka and fired it at Nina, it missed. Nina was stabbing at her with a knife, just as they were about to kill each other they met the ground, leaving a big crater in it. Jin stood up covered in toilet brushes and flowers "aren't I romantic" he asked in a daze before he collapsed unconscious.
They heard Kazuya calling for them. The group approached the car.
"hey where's my nephew?" Anna asked in a worried tone.
"I'm right here" Steve announced coming through the smashed glass door.
Lee hobbled after him. "yeah…there was a door" Steve told them.
Panda roared…in translation "I love you Steve!"
Kuma growled…in translation " I love you Panda!"
Everyone stared… everything was silent…. Except for the sound of sirens and screaming people.
After three hours more of standing like that they all squeezed into the car, Lee and Kazuya and Kuma in the front. Ling, Jin, Panda and Steve in the back.
"why are we in the boot?" Nina called
"because you're crazy!" Jin screamed crazily.
Panda was looking at Steve lovingly. "eep" he uttered before Panda embraced him in a bear hug. Everyone laughed except for Kuma who was jealous.
"so Kazuya where do we go now?" asked Jin whilst reading a book called 'how to act like a real soldier.'
"well on the phone it said something about a man named Christie and a woman called Eddie."
"good… let's KILL THEM!" Anna cried from the boot. They heard a thump and an 'ouch' then some manic laughter.
"so is that where we're headed?" Steve asked whilst reading a book called 'how to escape and kill you're crazed mother and maniacal aunt in 10 easy steps'
"exactly" Kazuya explained whilst reading a book called 'how to drive with your feet'. Lee yelped in his full body cast and tried to steer the car.
Kuma was reading a book called ' how to get the Panda you love.' Panda was reading a book called 'how to get the Steve you love' and Ling was reading 'how to get Jin in a bin…by bin I mean your house…as in…I don't know just read it' Lee growled at everyone when they pulled up in front the sea shanty.
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