back again... wow this is the longest i've focused on something, thanks for reviewing, preciate it, if i owned Tekken things would get interesting...

"Where the cluck are we?" asked Jin. The sea shanty's roof was sagging like an old woman's- okay not gonna finish – and the yard had over grown fish heads in it.

The door opened and out walked Christie wearing her usual skimpy clothing.

"Ah…you must be the man Christie… whose name I found in the phone" Kazuya shouted from the car.

Christie looked at him quizzically. Kazuya screamed in frustration and shouted "I said… you must be Christie… come here"

Christie scrambled inside and slammed the door.

"DAMN! I WANT MY SUIT!" Kazuya cried out in anguish. They all got out of the car and approached the sagging door. "Let us in!" Kazuya growled slamming his fist on the door. Jin was immersed deeply in his new book 'how to block out weird smells.' Ling was hiding her nose behind her hands, trying to block out the smell. Christie opened the door a crack, Kazuya forced his underwear clad self in and had a large club bashed down on his head, he turned around with birds flying around a lump on his head. He raised his finger in the way a professor would when announcing something important and announced " thank you for inventing the wheel, thank you for this special meal, stuff ourselves til war and peace are moot, keep on searching for my favourite suit, forever and ever amen" before collapsing on the stone hard ground.

"Is he dead?" asked Ling.

"Does it matter?" Jin asked with a fish head on his hands playing as a puppet. Lee growled something into his whole body cast, translated he said "he dragged us all the way here, I think it does"

Steve found a twenty foot fishing harpoon and poked Kazuya with the sharpened end. Kazuya leapt up and glowered at Christie.

"Where is the woman of this house…? I guess she'd have more sense" he screamed.

"She… I mean he is in that box… hey you just called me a man!" She replied angrily.

Kazuya searched greedily in the box and pulled out Eddie, who held a bottle of Scotch in his hand.

"Eddie! Are you drinking?" Christie cried accusingly. Eddie became all shifty eyed and slipped the bottle of scotch in to the back pocket of Steve's pants, who was using his new found fishing harpoon as a shield from the love-crazed Panda.

"Well?" Christie asked impatiently tapping her foot on the ground. Eddie glanced around and suddenly shouted in a slurred voice "hey, Steve's got the alcohol, not me!"

"What?" Cried Steve in disbelief, he felt a hand go into his back pocket, he yelped gripping his rump. He turned and saw Panda some how grinning at him holding the scotch out to Kazuya "Perverted Panda!" he cried, pointing at the Panda. Ling sighed and said her apologies for her bear's actions.

"How dare you have alcohol?" Nina screamed clipping Steve around the head.

Lee was rolling around on the ground in his full body cast laughing. Jin whispered to his new found friend fish head then hurled an egg at Lee's face, which was hidden by a cast. Lee stopped laughing and growled.

Kazuya downed the scotch and turned to Eddie. "Okay Ma'am, why did you steal my suit?"

Eddie laughed and told him "I didn't steal no suit, 'specially yours; it's purple for god sakes. No… I didn't steal your suit"

"Well then who did? Why were you in the phone of the person who stole my suit?" Kazuya asked angrily.

Christie sighed and asked "why would we put ourselves on the phone if it was ours in the beginning?"

"Because..." Kazuya began then thought about it "Argh!"

Jin scoffed and asked Christie "okay got me a smart question, Do you recognize the phone?" he handed Christie the small mobile phone.

"How did you get that?" Kazuya asked in horror! "I had it!"

"Well I got it from Panda, she said Steve wanted her to give it to me" he told his father.

Panda let out a series of roars translated she said "I got it from Steve, who told me he got it from Lee, who was told to look after it by Kazuya"

Everyone stared off into space for a minute, trying to comprehend what had just happened. "So... Lee you ass, you stole it from me!" Kazuya shouted. Lee grinned sheepishly through his new body of plaster of Paris.

"Oh… and F.Y.I I don't know… wait, I think its Paul's!" Christie exclaimed going wide-eyed.

"Where is Paul then?" asked Kazuya.

"He's in America or something" Christie explained.

"Holy hell!" Nina exclaimed "we left Anna in the car! Wait… why do I care?" she asked herself.

"I wanna go home!" whined Steve, like all children will do after losing interest in something.

"Shhh… we'll be home soon, then we can have some fun" Nina soothed hugging Steve, he thought for a moment and asked "ah…Nina, did… did you just have a go at me?"

Everyone in the room stared at them. Steve slowly backed away from Nina wide-eyed and terrified.

Jin spoke to his fish head puppet and said to the others in the room "well, I think we need to take these to along with us… no need for code names"

"What! I got this lame ass code name and you don't even bother with them? "Steve burst out angrily.

"Everyone, in the car… to the airport!' Kazuya snarled running to the car. He jumped into the drivers' seat, Kuma, Lee sat beside him. The others sat squished in the back, except for Anna and Nina who were still shoved into the boot.

"Ow… someone's sitting on my arm" complained Jin

"There's someone on my hair!" exclaimed Christie.

"You think you've got problems, I've got a panda straddling me… and she moving closer!" complained Steve. Suddenly the car halted and everyone fell out in front of the airport. "That was too close!" he panted, kneeling on the side walk.

They all entered the airport, ready to find Paul and get Kazuya's suit back.

that's it for now, enjoy it. review if you feel like it