Tis the season…I usually do a "12 days of Christmas" each year, and I will try to get one out, but this little plot bunnie wouldn't leave me alone, so I had to post it. It's to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" And yes, I know it doesn't stick with Canon DBZ, but I like this idea better…So, no flames please

Disclaimer: You know that I don't own DBZ…Those rights belong to Toriyama who is lazing around somewhere in Japan living off of the enormous earnings from all of his mangas and animes like DBZ and Dr. Slump and all those others…And the rights to "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" probably belong to some jolly man dressed in red up north or something…

Without further ado,

El loco uno Productions presents:

"Picc'lo the Big Eared Namek"

Picc'lo the gre-en Namek

Had some very pointy ears

And if ya' ever saw them,

You'd prob'ly burst in tears!

All of the other Nameks

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Picc'lo

Join in any Namek games (like Dragonballs!)

Then one sunny Namek day,

Guru came to say:

"Picc'lo with your ears so big,

Won'tcha' roast Frieza the pig!"

And all the Nameks loved him,

As they shouted out with spirit:

Picc'lo you gre-en Namek,

You'll go down in history! (History!)

Well, there it was…hope you got a laugh from it and I hope that you sing my little song when you go caroling!

R&R