thanks for reviewing, appreciate it lots. you may be disappointed with this one but i've somehow become sick and some family crisis.
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Well there they were the group of misfits and the insanely psychotic standing at the door of the airport.
"Should we go in?" asked Jin, mostly to the fish head still on his hand.
"OF COURSE, I'M GETTING MY DAMN SUIT BACK!" Kazuya screamed charging in to the bustling airport. Before he could get very far a policeman pulled him up.
"Sir… your going to have to where clothes in here" the policeman told him in the nicest way possible.
"WHAT! I CAN'T WEAR ANYTHING BUT MY SUIT AND I DON'T HAVE IT SO I WILL NOT WEAR ANYTHING BUT MY UNDERWEAR!" Kazuya screamed getting in a huff.
"Sir, I don't think that made sense… look come with me" the policeman stated.
"JIN, LEE… ANYONE HELP ME!" Wailed Kazuya, looking over to his group.
Everyone looked away, began whistling and zoomed off.
"DAMN! THEY DIDN'T HEAR ME" Kazuya shouted as he was dragged away.
Meanwhile the 'group' were standing in a long line to buy tickets.
"Ah… who has the money?" Steve asked as they all moved up the line.
"What?" asked Jin.
"The money… the money we need to buy the tickets?" Steve continued trying to make Jin understand.
"What… wait DAMMIT TO HELL?" Jin shouted slapping his forehead.
Kuma growled and in translation "we have to save Kazuya"
Everyone stepped out of the line and went looking for Kazuya.
In an interrogation room the policeman sat opposite Kazuya at a table
"Sir… please tell me your name, I can help you find your suit" the policeman told him
"NO ONE CAN FIND IT BESIDE MY BAND OF MERRY MISFITS!" Kazuya snarled.
"Fine, but you have to wear something on the plane" The copper told him.
"CATCH ME FIRST HAHAHAHA!" Kazuya screamed randomly then sat there staring out into space.
"Sir?" the cop asked.
"Oh, in my mind I ran… okay well see ya!" Kazuya jumped up and ran away.
The band of merry misfits as Kazuya called them had spilt up to find the crazy man.
Ling, Panda, Anna, Christie all went one way, Nina, Jin, Kuma and Steve went back towards the entrance and Lee lay on a bench.
Group 2 (Nina, Jin, Kuma and Steve) were going back down to the lobby on an escalator, when they saw Kazuya running up the up escalator beside them.
"Damn him!" Steve exclaimed. The group (not necessarily thinking) turned and tried running up the down escalator.
"Pop! GET BACK HERE!" Jin called angrily. Kazuya ignored them and kept running.
The girls heard Jin's cry and they enter a glass elevator, beside them they saw Kazuya going up in another elevator. "CRAP!" Anna cried out.
Lee heard Anna and Jin's cry and when he saw Kazuya running towards him, he painfully rolled off his seat tripping the deluded man.
Everyone ran up to the pair that were lying on the floor…
"Well, let's get our plane tickets" Kazuya suggested.
"Might as well" everyone answered in unison then looked around in shock for that very reason. They all stood in the long line again.
Four hours later they had bought their tickets and were sitting on the plane in second class.
Kazuya was screaming in pain. A stewardess arrived and asked him what the matter was. Kazuya stopped screaming and shouted at her "YOU KNOW NOT OF THE AGONY THAT MY LEGS GO THROUGH IN THIS CRAMPED PROXIMITY!"
"Okay sir, we're going to have to ask you to quieten down!" the stewardess told him. "NEVER!" He screamed before Lee whacked him over the head with his casted arm.
Kazuya fell unconscious in his seat.
Further down Jin was playing Checkers with his fish head puppet. Eddie, Nina and Anna were drinking merrily. Ling and Christie were having a bitch fight with an old woman.
Steve got up to go to the bathroom when he felt eyes on him, it was Panda. He hurried away but heard the familiar patter of Panda feet. Not good he thought. He began to run; the feet behind him sped up. He ran faster until he ran head on into and old man. He fell on the ground dazed. Panda was right behind him when he yelped and crawled under the seats.
Kazuya slipped from his seat and rolled around on the ground, finally he got up and said "I need to stretch my legs" he skipped away but tripped over Panda sitting in the aisle swiping under the seat.
"What are you doing?" he asked the Panda.
Steve popped up behind him and whispered "get that bear away from me"
Kazuya turned and got an evil idea… evil indeed, he whispered to Steve "go hide in the bathroom up there, I'll get this Panda off your back"
Steve sighed and smiled and ran off as quietly as possible.
When Kazuya was sure he was in the bathroom he approached the Panda and told her where Steve was. The Panda squealed in an un panda like way and loped into the bathroom. Kazuya opened the door that Panda hadn't locked and saw Steve warding off the Panda with all his might.
"YOU JACKASS… YOU'RE GOING DOWN BASTARD!" Steve screamed, dodging the Panda's love whatever that is…
Kazuya wiped his hands and went back to his seat. Jin came running up and said "PAPA! KUMA IS ATTACKING A STERWARDESS"
Kazuya growled and saw it was the stewardess that told him to 'quieten down' he chuckled happily and fell asleep.
Steve, who finally escaped the panda and was covered in scratches and bites and slobber…lots of slobber, found the sleeping Kazuya and got himself an idea,. He asked Jin and Lee for help…. They carried out their plan….
Kazuya woke up with wind whipping his hair around his face and little droplets of condensation sitting in his eyes. He looked around and found himself lying on the wing of the plane. He screamed as the plane dipped, he clung onto the edge and looked towards the window, there he saw Steve's triumphant face, and Steve smiled and waved before gathering the rest of the 'crew' everyone laughed. Kazuya growled and clung tighter as the plane sped towards the ground.
The plane landed and everyone got off alright including Kazuya who only had windburn.
"Tit for Tat mate" Steve told him as he fell off the wing and hit the ground.
"Someone say tit?" Eddie asked completely off his face and began giggling madly.
"Okay let's find Paul and get my suit" Kazuya said in an exceptionally bad mood. Everyone followed him obligingly.
i'm not to happy with this one, but i'll try and make it better next time, review if you want... see ya for now