This is just what I think would happen if Dende decided to become one of Frieza's henchmen…a random thought of mine that came in the form of a song!
To the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Dende the shortest Namek (NAMEK!)
Had a very shiny head (LIKE A SQUIRREL!)
And if you ever saw him
You'd shoot him in the head (IN the Head!)
All of the other Nameks Used to laugh and call him names (Like...Shiny?)
They never let poor Dende (Dende)
Join in any Namek games (like Basket ball!)
Then one sunny Namek day,
Zarbon came to say
"Dende with your head a-light
Wontcha' join Frieza with me?"
Then all the Nameks hated him
And Zarbon shouted out with glee:
"Dende you shiny Namek,
You'll go out in a flaming ball of gas!" (LIKE COLUMBUS!...wait! That's not right...oh well...)
Well? R&R plz!
Dende: That's crazy! My head is not shiny!
So, you're saying that you would join Frieza if Zarbon asked?
Dende: I am not at liberty to divulge that information at the present moment.
R&R