thanks for reviewing, it suprises me... anywho i'm pretty sick so this chapter was a little forced and i ran out of things for it, but yeah... so you may be disappointed. don't own nothing except a dirty tissue and a broken teleporting machine
After wondering around for hours on end they finally spotted Paul. They all sat on a bus bench and watched as he walked in to a Karaoke bar.
"Karaoke bar?" Ling asked astounded.
"yes… that sicko" Kazuya growled hiding behind sunglasses and a fake moustache. "let's get him!" he said as he jumped from the seat and scrambled into the bar.
"he's gone crazy I swear" Lee told everyone.
They followed Kazuya into the bar. Kazuya was sitting at a table beside Paul hiding behind a newspaper, watching him. Paul was watching an orange haired man belting out a tune.
The orange haired boy Hwoarang was dancing around doing a pretty good rendition of You Spin Me Right Round. As he neared the chorus Jin called "you suck!"
Hwoarang faltered and kept singing. Jin got angry so picked up an old lady and hurled the screaming octogenarian at Hwoarang. "get off the stage" Jin called. Hwoarang was bowled over by the old flying woman and saw jin
"you!" he cried out.
"yes… tis' I" Jin told him, standing up in a hero stance.
"you're going down!" Hwoarang shouted jumping from the stage and rushing at Jin. "I know how to settle this once and for all"
"how?" Jin asked.
"A Best out of Three match of SNAP!" Hwoarang shouted.
"you're on!" Jin screamed, they both collapsed on the ground and Hwoarang began shuffling and splitting the cards.
Meanwhile… with the rest of the gang…
Ling was watching the heated match of Snap. Anna and Nina headed straight for the bar.
"you pay!' Anna shouted completely drunk.
"NO! You pay!" Nina complained.
"you do it!" Anna argued back. The bartender rolled his eyes and rested on the bar waiting for his payment.
Steve and Eddie and Christie stared drooling at the Karaoke Stage. Their eyes twitched dangerously.
"whattadaya say?" Eddie asked.
"let's do it!" Steve said scrambling towards the stage.
"Okay" Christie agreed.
Panda and Kuma sat at a table watching the trio getting on stage.
Kazuya ignored his group and finally threw off his pitiful disguise and shouted at Paul "YOU STOLE MY SUIT"
Paul stared at him quizzically. "what?" he asked.
"Don't play dumb with me!" Kazuya seethed. "you called the drycleaners stole my suit, lost your phone too Nina and planted Christie's and Eddie's name in it!"
"what?" Paul asked still dumb-founded.
"you know exactly what I'm talking about you… you stupid… little help guys?" Kazuya turned to his group for insults.
From stage he heard Steve call "you vanilla ice reject!"
Then Hwoarang's voice from the floor "Middle-aged Rebel wannabe!" he called.
"IDIOT!" Kazuya shouted at Paul thrusting the phone under Paul's nose.
"hey that's my phone! Where'd you find it!" Paul exclaimed.
"we know it's your phone…. Tell me, why did you steal my suit!" Kazuya growled.
" my phone was stolen weeks ago, so it couldn't have been me… the dude that stole it was called Porpoise Cork or something like that… he sounded a lot like-" he was cut off by the same old woman being thrown at him by Jin and Lee.
"sorry, thought you were someone else" they called.
Meanwhile on stage, the music started….
What song was it… you guessed it…. Bohemian Rhapsody….
Steve being lead singer stood facing away from the crowd, tapping his foot to the beat as Christie and Eddie sang back up….
Finally it was his turn and he jumped around and began singing….
Panda went wild, and so did the old scary woman that kept getting thrown at people… and a scary giant man with a leopard mask King…
Steve shuddered as he sang when he saw King screaming like a rabid fan girl.
Let's skip right to when…
The beat picked up and Steve started dancing more and he sang
#so you think you can stone me and spit in my eye…so you think you can love me and leave to die, oh baby – can't do this to me baby-#
His singing was cut off by Panda scrambling on the stage. In a panicked tone Steve finished the verse with #i just gotta get out- just gotta get right outta here# with that he ran off the stage, Eddie finished up in his place, two people clapped, the old woman and King. They heard Steve scream and Panda giggle (some how) several seconds later Steve staggered out with more bites and scratches and more slobber all over him. He raised his hands to the audience of two and bowed and said "I'll be here all night" before passing out.
Hwoarang leapt up from the ground and screamed "TAKE THAT KAZAMA, I BEAT YOU!"
Jin scowled and said "cos' I let you win!"
"Whatever!" Hwoarang growled.
They sat back down and began another game. Before they could start Kazuya announced "We will get stuff to eat and then look for Porpoise Cork!"
He ushered everyone out in to the street
"there was food in there" Ling told him.
"yeah, but there are two drunk women in there" He replied looking around.
Panda had Steve in her Love Hug which is similar to a death hug of death, and yeah you could Steve gasping for breath and choking on his words as he pleaded. Kuma scowled and began marking his territory for some reason. Ling was watching Jin and Hwoarang throw rocks at each other whilst hiding behind peoples cars. King came out of the Karaoke bar and approached Christie with a notepad
"can I get your autograph?" he asked shyly. Christie looked at him oddly and signed the paper.
"there you are" she said as she handed it back.
Eddie complained and said "hey, man, I was the talented one in the group"
"you were not!" choked Steve.
"yeah… well it certainly wasn't you!" Christie told him.
"ah… whose the one that has two groupies?" Steve asked or more panted, pointing to the old woman wearing an I LOVE STEVE shirt and waving a balloon with his name on it.
Kazuya silenced everyone and shouted "I would like to introduce to you our new members of Merry Misfits, give it up for Paul!" nobody clapped. "and King" one person clapped and that was King.
"okay whatever… now let's get food!" Jin shouted as he was hit with a giant boulder catapulted at him by Hwoarang. He fell to the ground moaning.
"okay… let's go" agreed an unaware Kazuya, riding a tricycle so he didn't have to walk.
yeah, there you have it, read it review it... all that jazz... okay i'm thinking of starting a Tekken/ Rocky horror parody how would that go down?