okay here we go again, i'm pretty sure you'll like this one... don't own anything except broken teleporting macine (mother threw away my dirty tissue)
Well finally they found a restaurant that didn't have drunk people in it or a karaoke stage. They barged in and sat themselves at a table.
"Waiter!" Kazuya called. An old man in a diaper approached them with a notepad.
"What can I get ya?" in an old mans voice said the old man.
"Hmm… what does everyone want?" Kazuya asked
"Hmm" everyone mimicked.
The old man rolled his eyes and two hours later Kazuya finally asked for a menu.
The old man went to get it. Another old man in a diaper came up and asked "No pets allowed"
Panda roared something and in translation "I'm not a pet I'm Steve's woman"
Steve made a weird choking/yelping sound and pulled himself from Panda's love Hug.
"Well leopard man has to go, so does the other bear"
"I'm a man!" King screamed beating the old man up angrily.
"This place is full of a lot of old people" Ling whispered to Christie.
"Yeah… Kazuya are you sure we're in a restaurant?" she asked Kazuya
Kazuya nodded and said "it's called The Old Folks Home, as in Folks from ye olden times"
"Um… Kazuya, I don't think that's what it means" Paul told him. "Although there was some pretty fine women here" he added
"EWWWWWW!" Everyone hissed.
Hwoarang and Jin took their match of SNAP to another table where an old woman was sitting.
"Old lady, we need this table!" Hwoarang shouted.
"But there is an empty one right there" the old woman told him pointing.
"Okay good, you move there then" Jin said.
"But why don't you take that one?" the old woman asked
"We don't want that one, we want this one" Hwoarang complained.
"but-" the old woman was cut off by King
"This woman causing you trouble boys?" King asked dressed as a body guard.
"Yes actually she won't move" Hwoarang told him
"Okay old lady just move along and nobody gets hurt" King said wheeling the old woman away. He got tired of pushing her and just let her roll away down some stairs.
Back at the table Kazuya told the waiter "yes, good sir, I would liketh some of ye old mutton and roasted potatoes for thy stomach is growling for some of ye tasty food … eth"
The waiter looked at him strangely. Everyone looked at him strangely.
Next the waiter asked Panda what she wanted. "Can I get a room here? It's me and my man's anniversary" she growled.
Steve whimpered and crawled under the table trying to escape, but Panda grabbed his ankle and dragged him to an empty room…. Which was full of people. Steve whimpered again and dug his nails into the floor, leaving a trail of ripped carpet.
Eddie shrugged and noted an old man eating some brussell sprouts. "Oh… they look good" he said to the waiter.
Christie groaned and said "you know what happened last time you ate Sprouts"
Eddie blushed.
"What happened?" Ling asked excitedly as Paul, Kazuya, Kuma and Lee all leaned towards Christie.
"He was farting all night!" she said laughing at the beet red Eddie.
Everyone laughed. Kazuya said "ah… that was a funny one good wench of the Castle Master… ye should be the royal jester"
Everyone stared again.
King was body slamming an old man for hitting on Christie.
"Huh? Yeah that's right…you don't mess with my girl!" King growled.
"Okay… okay" the old man pleaded.
Hwoarang growled as Jin jumped up pelvic thrusting screaming "WOOO! IN YOU'RE FACE HWOARANG I BEAT YO ASS…. YEAH!"
"I guess you won" Paul questioned
"Obviously! WOOO!" Jin screamed pelvic thrusting on to the dance floor and doing some Michael Jackson dancing.
"Shut up kazama, I'll win next time!" Hwoarang told him.
"Everyone, gather around the royal table and pay heed to thy voice," Kazuya called standing on his chair. Steve crawled out of the room weeping and moaning in agony. Panda came up and hugged and licked him.
"maybe we should do something about that?" Ling said
"ah… lucky Panda, she finally found love" Paul cooed, mocking Steve, who flopped down on a chair and began trembling and ranting about Panda love and the teeth, the horrible teeth.
"now that we're all here…what did you want?" Hwoarang asked.
"ah my good sirs and ladies, we are here to feast upon thy food, and our quest is in the closing ranks, all thy wanted to say was find me thy damn Suit!" he shouted angrily.
"we're doing our best!" Lee growled.
"no, we're doing our best your doing nothing" Paul shouted.
"you've only been here for the past couple of hours!" Lee shouted back.
"Everyone eat!" Kazuya ordered. They all sat down and began to eat. Jin and Hwoarang shot angry glance at each other from opposite ends of the table. Kazuya watched over his Band of Merry Misfits fondly. Panda was nuzzling Steve, Steve was trying to get a knife to stab himself but Ling and Christie removed any knife he happened upon. Paul and King were having an arm wrestling competition with an old woman who was winning. Kuma was glaring daggers at Steve who, if perchance the daggers were real, would have taken one and stabbed himself in the heart to end his miserable co-existance with Panda.
"Mommy!" Steve moaned when his latest attempt to kill himself was foiled.
"yes dear?" asked Nina who walked through the door.
"make it stop!" he wailed as Panda pet him.
"yes sir!" Nina growled getting in her fighting stance "come on Panda, bring it!"
Panda growled and slapped Nina down. Nina jumped back up and said "is that all you got?"
Panda slapped her down again. Nina jumped up again.
"WOOO, CAT FIGHT!" Paul exclaimed. Everyone gathered around Nina and Panda as they fought.
Kazuya moon-walked across their path and said "Stop ye Fighting, don't ye see, thy fighting is tearing us apart?"
Steve growled "well if Nina doesn't fight Panda, that bears gonna tear me apart!"
Kazuya growled "oh so you want a fight ey?"
"oh ya wanna go me?" Steve asked as Kazuya and him began fighting.
"YAY, A BRAWL!" Paul exclaimed jumping in as well soon everyone was in on it.
Jin and Hwoarang started hitting each other of the head with bats as the Crew fought around them.
"FEEL THE LOVE!" King cried.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!" Christie screamed slapping King
"OH, SO THAT WAS WHY IT WAS SO SOFT!" he screamed as Christie hit him with a fork.
Yup the end of another one didn't really know how to finish this chapter. review if ya feel. i guess i'll be seeing you next time...