well here you are... we're nearing the end of this little quest, sorry if it's a tad short. hope ya enjoy... still own nothin but my dirty tissue

After our gang had gone to the hospital to get their wounds healed instantaneously, they went to find out who Porpoise Cork was.

"Where should we start?" King asked as they stared around the city.

"Maybe we should follow those signs…" Ling stated pointing at an arrow saying 'Porpoise Cork this way' in it.

"Fantastic idea Kazuya!" Kazuya shouted charging off to follow the arrows.

As Jin walked Hwoarang came up and started taunting him "I am so gonna win this match of Snap, I can feel it" Hwoarang claimed.

Jin growled and walked on.

Paul was dragging his feet and complaining "I wanna go home! My feet hurt… I'm hungry!"

"We just ate like ten seconds ago" Christie said.

"woo… you tell him Christie!' King growled dancing around with an 'I love Christie' shirt, much the same as that of the old woman who was wearing a shirt except with Steve on it… (Did that make sense?)

Speaking of Steve (or more like speaking of Steve's groupies) he was looking incredibly depressed as he was dragged along by Panda. Nina screamed after seeing her son in this horrible way "I'LL SAVE YOU!" Before jumping on Panda's head and stabbing her repeatedly with a knife. Panda walked on oblivious to everything but Steve.

Paul collapsed on the ground… "So hungry" he groaned.

"If you make it to the next arrow I'll give you candy" Kazuya screeched bouncing around everyone excitedly.

"WOOO!" Everyone screamed running to the next arrow. Kazuya gave them their candy as promised.

After about four hours of walking and one trillion billion steps and a krillion fafillion complaints they saw someone ahead.

"Excuse me WHA?" Kazuya began as he saw it was Anna. She had an evil grin on her face and said

"Oh ya wanna leave me at the Karaoke Bar huh?"

"Er… you lost us…" Jin said pulling on his collar.

"Did i? No I didn't" Anna screamed. "And now you pay my army of Grungy Sewer Rats that I have been training for years will tear you apart"

Just as she said that out of the sewer grate crawled a gigantic rat the size of a border collie. It's long tail trailing along the ground like a dead snake.

"EEEPPPPP!" Paul exclaimed jumping in to Christie's arms Scooby Doo Style.

"Ret's run Raul" Christie said like Scooby.

"Like, great Idea Scoobs, let's go!" Paul said and they run off.

"BETRAYAL!" Kazuya screamed helping the rest of his Band onto a dumpster as the Rats multiplied. They were now beating up giant rats to stay alive.

As the rats threatened their lives even more so than they had before Kazuya turned to his Band and told them

"my Band of merry Misfits, we tried our hardest, but Rats have outsmarted us… and I'm afraid we will never get out of here, so I wanted to say thank you for coming along, I love you guys!" he hugged everyone.

Steve staggered to his feet and snarled "I did not get attacked by my crazed mother, did not be degraded by a bloody panda, did not travel around the world…. Kind of, and put up with all you nutters and paper hats… to get killed by my crazy aunts army of Grungy Sewers Rats!' he jumped out of the Dumpster and started crushing the rats heads with the heel of his shoes.

"He's right! About everything except for we aren't fuelled by rage like he is… DAMN!" Jin cried.

"I was gonna say that!" Hwoarang growled. "I will not die, knowing that the world thinks you're better which you aren't!" Hwoarang jumped out as well and started the ritualistic rat crushing.

"He thinks his better than me! I bet I can kill more rats then you Hwoarang!" Jin cried jumping in to the front line.

"LET'S GET THEM!" Kazuya screamed beckoning everyone out to start rat head crushing along with the others.

Finally the last Rat was crushed and Anna cowered in her bin she'd taken cover in.

"Uh… it was Nina, she told me to!" Anna screeched as King picked up the bin and they played hacky-sack with it.

Christie and Paul came back and said "we found something, follow us!"

Everyone did,

They reached a large mansion with a pool filled with melted chocolate in it.

"Chocolate!" Paul cried jumping in the pool and swimming around.

"That's not what we're here for" Kuma growled (haven't heard from him in a while)

"Yes it is!" Kazuya yelled leaping into the chocolate pool.

"That's a little erotic isn't it?" Christie asked as Paul swam around taking in big mouthfuls choking on it then eating more.

"Hmm…" Panda thought before shoving Steve in it. He pulled himself with his eye twitching in rage. As Panda approached him he growled "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT," Before running to hide behind Nina who was drinking chocolate from a cup.

Eventually everyone was covered in chocolate either voluntary (as in Paul and Kazuya's case) or involuntary (like Steve's case) and Jin said "dad, I want to go home… I'm covered in chocolate!"

"Ha… WIMP!" Hwoarang called.

"I've been excepting you" said familiar a voice behind.

Paul stopped his eating, Kazuya, Eddie, King and Kuma stopped their Bulgarian Chocolate Dance from Sweden, Jin and Hwoarang deceased their rock fight, Christie and Ling stopped playing Barbie Dolls Nina stopped trying to pull Panda off her son, and Panda stopped licking the chocolate from Steve and Steve actually stopped writhing and looked….

"Yes… I've been waiting indeed" came the voice of…

yea... sorry but didn't wanna give away THE BIG TWIST! So as our little number nears the closing ranks, where will our little band of misfits takes us for one last fling?