yeah, here we go again... dragging this thing out, boy! i'm still not sure what will happen in the grand finale... whoa i just had a sneezing fit... i don't own anything anymore, everythings been repossesed.
The owner of the voice was none other than… Lee, wearing a Speedo.
Everyone screamed and hid their eyes
"Oh god, my eyes!" Paul shouted diving behind a barrel.
"What, I always wear this?" Lee replied indignantly.
"hey, you were here all this time?" Kazuya asked, thinking back.
"So… you weren't even that worried about me? OH I HATE YOU!" Lee screamed like a girl.
"Yeah…so can I get my suit back?" Kazuya asked.
"No… you'll have to fight me!" Lee exclaimed. Adopting a hero stance.
"JUST GIVE HIM HIS DAMN SUIT BACK SO WE CAN GO HOME!
Hwoarang shouted trying to duck and weave out of the way of angry rocks being hurled at him by Jin.
"No… I must obey my lord" Lee said
"So… you're telling me that you don't have my suit?" Kazuya growled.
"If you beat me, then I can show where my lord is so you can get your suit back" Lee told him.
"OH, DAMN YOU!" Kazuya screamed becoming utterly enraged.
"WHAT! OH LEE, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS! I'M SICK OF THIS STUPID QUEST!" Steve shouted from the roof, the only place Panda couldn't get him.
King sat at the table and watched on, he turned to Ling, Christie and Eddie.
"Now right there we have an animal act of rage from the Stevius Vulpis…. See in the wild, animals scream at each other and settle their problems with violence… let's watch on"
Ling, Christie and Eddie nodded and began taking notes.
"Oh….look we'll be lucky enough to get a closer look at the Phoenix Pauline" King stated nodding as Paul walked past
"What did you just call me?" Paul snarled.
"Don't move…. The Phoenix Pauline's sight is based on movement" King whispered.
Paul glared then a look of surprise crossed his face…
"Hey…. King…. Where'd you go... this isn't funny…? Where are you?" Paul complained.
Jin and Hwoarang were currently having a staring contest
"Oh… yeah…. Blink Jin, I know you want to!" Hwoarang taunted.
"Oh you'd like that wouldn't you? Well I don't need to blink" Jin replied, eyes watering.
Hwoarang laughed, tears cascading down his face, "I don't need to blink either"
Back to suit situation.
Kazuya shouted "Lee, I'll take your challenge…. I'll kick yo ass!"
Lee scoffed. Nina jumped from the roof where Steve was, falling onto Panda, she collapsed unconscious.
"Oh… thank god!" Steve sighed, jumping from the roof and landing beside Lee.
Lee turned to look at him. Steve laughed and hit him over the head.
"YAY, WE WON!" Kazuya screamed, running to Hwoarang and Jin slapping them both on the back, they both blinked and growled
"Hey you blinked!" the said in unison
"Na ah… you blinked first" they replied in unison
Kazuya approached Lee and knelt beside him
"Okay Lee, tell me who has my suit" Kazuya said.
"Go inside, you'll find out whom" Lee choked.
"Well I guess we go" Steve said getting up.
They all gathered around the door of the mansion.
"Open the door" Kazuya told Kuma
Kuma growled in translation "no you do it"
"No… King…. You do it" Kazuya told King
"I don't wanna, Paul do it" King said pointing at Paul
"Hey, you're back, where'd you go?" Paul said smiling.
"I'll do it!" Nina said opening the door and stepping inside, an anvil fell on her head and she collapsed.
"Oh Mommy!" Steve cried rushing to his mum's side
Eddie felt her pulse. "She's dead"
"No I'm not!" Nina got up
"I said you were dead… don't embarrass me" Eddie whined
"Fine!" Nina said falling back to the ground, pretending to be dead.
"Fine" Eddie said
"Fine" said Nina
"Fine" Eddie repeated
"Fine" Kazuya said, nodding to Paul, who nodded to Steve, who nodded at Ling, who nodded at Jin who hit Hwoarang over the head.
Everyone stepped inside and were attacked by an army of Pauls.
"WHAT THE FUKE?" Christie screamed
"what the fuke is a fuke?" asked Eddie
"SHUT UP!" She screamed
King silenced everyone and said "Phoenix Paulines sight is based on movement everyone, stand still!"
everyone did as they were told, the army of Paul looked around, standing in a big stupid group of stupid.
But there was a small problem…. In the shape of a Panda. She regained consciousness and crawled along the ceiling where the Pauls couldn't see her, and stopped right above Steve. To get his attention she spat and the big drooley drool ball of drool fell on his shoulder.
Slowly Steve looked up and moaned.
"Don't move" King hissed through the corner of his mouth.
Steve whimpered in answer… the Pauls were looking intently around, trying to find their prisoners. Finally after a trillion more seconds of standing stock still the Pauls left.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief except for Steve who let out a muffled scream as Panda fell from the ceiling landing on him.
"why were they an army of Pauls?" Ling asked turning to Paul, he looked sheepish and said "I kind of went wild with the cloning machine…"
"idiot" everyone told him.
"come on let's get my suit!" Kazuya screamed, running up the stairs towards the main something or other.
"we'll be here SETTLING OUR SCORE!" Jin screamed sitting down on the ground shuffling the pack of cards
"oh you are so going down!" Hwoarang said with a grin, taking his cards.
"okay, everyone else, follow me!" Kazuya screamed racing towards the biggest door.
"fine!" Paul sighed
"Fine!" King said
"let's not start that again" Christie said.
"what ever you say my dear" King said sweetly.
well there you go, the end is nigh... review if you fancy, get ready for a show...