"You can't take it with you so eat it now."
-Garfield
Hey everyone! YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T ESCAPE! I'm back and now I have braces. Painful braces right now! This week hasn't been a good one for me. I have at least 10 homework assignments (mainly because of stupid science) and I have like three tests to study for and I'm really busy and frustrated. So I haven't been in a funy mood this week. Right now though, I'm really running along in a serious story, Raven Moon. My Writer's block is weird. I can never stop writing but you can tell when I have writer's block because the quality goes waaay down. Oddly enough, I do great in writing reports and serious stories when I have problems writing humor.
But who cares about me? I'm still working on this fic and don't plan to stop.
Onto the beautiful reviewers who will be answered by me, since every other character needs serious development:
SilverChaosMageChione: Thanks! But I'm watching for pitchforks. Good thing there's a bunch of security cameras where I live. And I think my writer's block is fading!
darkdreamerofmidnight: Another version heh?... There's already three -- And Kazuki said he's done with Yugioh --; Oh well. Demons are coming to rip out my heart? -Shuts door and chants Bible verses till the cows come home (and McDonald was very happy). YAYNESS! You are the writer of my Official 10th review!
darkdreamerofmidnight (again): Yes I'm evil and you will never see GX! Ha! (Translation: http/ some nice fair-quality episodes. Follow the directions on the site. If you want high quality episodes you'll have to get bittorent. Happy downloading!) One time the GX characters changed- actually they went to the hot springs with only a towel. And they change for gym anyway. I'm not mentally ill, just partly insane. I've pleged to remain at least half sane throughout my life. But my humor is pretty twisted. My insanity normally doesn't surface. I'm a nerd actually --; And I am an authoress. I'm just not used to autoress completely... (All my life I believed writing and drawing were two words not segregrated by genders, you know they were just "t3h authors and t3h artists).
Atem's Queen: I wish this chapter was as funny. Woah I've seen the Memory Series? Surprises, surprises. I've actually only seen 5 episodes from random parts of it and the last 8 minutes of Yugioh DM. But I've seen all of GX so far. I found this one site with Pharaoh's Memories stuff and it went down. But I read the summaries for each episode at It was long. But hey, it was the storyline. If the site comes back up I can direct you to it (it's Portugese though). Hurricanes are uber ebil.
Woah that was long. Well, GO TRISTAN! and on with the story!
Chapter 7: The Actual Plot!
Kaiba flipped another page in his Revenge for Complete and Utter Idiots book. Right now, it had suggested using anvils, pelicans and dreaded prunes. But Seto was more interested in this next chapter: Chapter Wutevah: Batman-like. And so he read:
You can also go for revenge like Batman did. Or maybe it was Spiderman? Who cares? Anyway, all you need is a really stupid outfit, a cool catch phrase, several generic damsels, $4.98 and sheer dumb luck! What to do: Randomly save people while killing everyone you hate and want revenge at! How great is that?
Tips: Always carry a box of Chinese food and say it's your weakness. BECAUSE I SAID SO MUHAHAHAHAHA heh heh heh!
"This is just what I need!" Seto decided, taking a blue-eyes-white-dragon helmet from absolutely nowhere. "I'm going to be Kaibaman!" Seto slipped on the helmet, thus causing his hair to lengthen magically, and cause him to get this weird red thing to go over his sweater thing. Why? Because he has to look like the GX character, Kaibaman. Hey, I'm not making this stuff up people.
"I'm gonna save the world while completely annihilating those stupid insignificant characters! YAY!" So Seto jumped out of the window and traversed into the night as a completely indistinguishable character that we could never imagine is Kaiba (yeah right).
AT DOMINO HIGH SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY---
"So what do you think Yugi is gonna look like?" the magical talking school cat asked Tristan.
"He's coming now," pointed out YG. Yes, YG. He had been able to sneak in as a substitute teacher when the 1st period class teacher was found unconscious and gagged in a locker obviously done by the hands of Tristan- I mean when she was running so late they decided it was necessary to hire a substitute.
Yugi waltzed in the classroom. His top was the normal school uniform. His pants were a mix of chains and a very dark version of the normal school uniform. His red hair part seemed like blood and his yellow hair was dyed a deadly green. He had a grudge look, but also had glasses. He carried War and Peace, Calculus I and II for the Successful Youth. In other words, he was a fashion disaster, not a real nerd, not a real Goth and basically your typical walking death that constantly trips on the chains on his pants.
"Greetings, my fellow 'dudes'," Yugi said to all of our insignificant focal points as he plopped in a chair, mumbling about how much he hated school and also how he was highly excelling in his advanced classes.
"Class dismissed really early today!" YG suddenly yelled, causing a bunch of poor innocent students to rush out of the classroom immediately. Except Tristan, Duke and Yugi, that is.
"Yugi, I demand a Duel Monsters battle right here and now!" Tristan said, taking out his deck, which isn't really his considering he stole it from Seto… Oh well.
"No way," Yugi said. "I'd rather be studying Calculus III or listening to heavy metal. Duel Monsters are so childish. And stupid."
"Uh, are you sure?" asked Duke.
"Yeah."
"Are you really sure?"
"Yeah."
"Really?"
"YES!" Yugi yelled. "Sorry, teen problems pop up around this age and it gets you all congested."
"Wutevah," Leaf said, popping out of Duke's pocket.
"Hey, you were supposed to stay at home!" Duke said.
"Well, I don't accept bribes from my human. Hey Yugi. How's it going?"
"Okay."
"Wait, you know Yugi?" Tristan asked, confused.
"He's been a good personal friend," Autumn Leaf responded quite definitely. "And he's not going to duel you till he has a reason to."
"Like what?" asked Duke.
"Oh you know," Yugi said. "Stealing Grandpas, putting out money to help some chum-like friend, my life, my Millennium Puzzle is always good ransom, my chum-like friend again, the three Egyptian God Cards, the world as we know it, my life again, 1/3 of Earth's population, or the entire real world if you watch the dub, my soul, the world as we know it again, a free ride home, the Pharaoh's Memory, the world as we know it again, letting an old guy live too long and the miserable heart of a young kid who succeeds me…" Yugi went on and on.
"What was the first one again?" asked Tristan.
"Stealing Grandpas," Yugi confirmed.
"Duke, I have an idea. Let's go over to Yugi's house and wait for YG to come back."
"It's my house," Yugi pointed out. "I should invite you-" But Duke and Tristan were already walking away. "Oh well, just follow the yellow brick road! Wait a minute, how can I follow it if I'm on the yellow brick road? And the road doesn't move so I technically cannot follow it." Gasps are heard around the world.
WITH OUR SANE ONES- RYO AND SERENITY---
"And so I say, the potato chip is flat, not round and we all joked around and had a great time and junk!" Ryo mindlessly blabbed to Serenity on the subway.
"Hey, Ryo, what are you going to do when you're significant?" Serenity randomly said. Of course, she didn't notice Kaibaman sitting across from her. So life goes on.
"I'm going to buy the world's only pink pony," Ryo said thoughtfully. "Or maybe I'll buy some world peace. They sell it in bulk at K-Mart you know."
"I'm thinking along the lines of world domination," Serenity said, equally as thoughtfully. "Yes, people running from metal deathtraps, huge rats, genetically altered Brelooms, Onions of Death," Serenity rumbled on as she imagined herself on top of a tank with fire in the background.
"0O" was all Ryo could say, well if you call it saying.
"Hey, you can't use emoticons in dialogue!" Serenity pointed out.
Um, yes you can…?
MEANWHILE, ACROSS FROM SERENITY AND RYO----
"Ha ha, Garfield is always so funny," Kaibaman thought aloud as he read the funnies section of the newspaper. But he heard "world domination" which usually equals evil. Kaibaman looked behind the paper to see his old employee and his embarrasser
sitting directly across from him.
It was the perfect time to act. To go and strike before the next stop which was coming in thirty seconds. But Kaibaman was left with a difficult question. To finish reading Classic Peanuts or let his two targets stay in range? Kaibaman thought hard. His pulse went fast. His palms sweated.
But Snoopy was about to do something incredibly funny that would leave Kaibaman in a happy mood. So he quickly read Snoopy, allowing his two targets to slip away. Better luck next time, Kaibaman.
BACK WITH OUR SANE ONES---
"We're here," Serenity said firmly as Ryo stood at her side before the apartment complex stood before them. "This is where big brother lives."
"Yes it is!" agreed a kamikaze watermelon before splutting into the thick wall.
"Gotta believe the watermelons!" Serenity said and our sane ones walked into the craziest place on Earth. Little did they know, the apartment was actually a horrible torture chamber- you know what I'm talking about. It was a-
AND NOW TO YG AND REBECCA WHO ARE AIMLESSLY WALKIING ON THE STREETS OF DOMINO----
"Where's Tea's house?" YG asked for the millionth time.
"YUGI knows," Rebecca said, which wasn't exactly helpful, and not exactly not helpful.
"Why do you always say YUGI?" YG asked at long last. "Are you obsessed with him or something?"
Rebecca thought about it meaningfully for a couple of minutes truly pondering what YUGI meant to her. "You know, YUGI's relation, I say YUGI because I suddenly decided to like him some day and now I'm just weird. And YUGI is cool, even if every fanfic writer except Catapult Turtle and a few others, hates him."
"Oh. Hey, there's Tea!" YG pointed to the Brunette who was walking along. "Let's go ambush her like we're crazy stalkers!"
"What are we waiting for, YUGI's relation?" YG beat Rebecca to Tea though.
"Surprise!" he yelled, tackling her.
"STALKER!" Tea screamed. In self defense, she pulled out a spray bottle that would normally have pepper spray in it, but it was marked "FREINDSHIP." "TASTE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP YOU FOOL!" Tea released the spray at full blast getting all in YG's eyes, causing him to fall and cringe on the ground.
"THE FRIENDSHIP! IT BURNS!" YG screamed as Rebecca ran over.
"STALKERS!" Tea yelled, releasing another blow of friendship before running off screaming. Luckily, Rebecca was wearing glasses, so she was completely unaffected.
"The YUGI stealer…" Rebecca grumbled. "I'll get her if it's the last thing I do, which is actually never going to be the last thing I do because the last thing I will do is die, and um YUGI since this sentence doesn't normally fit it in. ANYWAY, I'll avenge my YUGI you YUGI STEALER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA YUGI!"
Like I said, this chapter isn't the funniest. I'm bored (the perfect time to think up random ideas for TNTWI!) Meffles. See ya.
"Never diet on a day ending with y."
- Garfield