I came up with this trying to find a way to drive all the variations of "Little Drummer Boy" being CONSTANTLY played on the radio stations around here out of my head.
I also realized that I had been ignoring my second favorite Sky High couple (well, with their OWN story, they've popped up in a couple of the others). Shame on me.
I tried to make it up to them with this song, sung to the tune of "Spider-Man" by the Ramones.
I am working on a story just for them. Until it's finished, enjoy.
Magenta & Zach Attack
Magenta and Zach, Zach Attack
Drive the forces of evil back
She can turn small and furry
He lights up like a Christmas tree
Look out!
It's Magenta and Zach Attack!
Baron Battle and Royal Pain,
Dr. Drakken, Pinky and the Brain,
All shall have their plans foiled
Trying to take over the woild
(Yeah, I'm stretching, but it rhymes)
By Magenta,
Magenta and Zach Attack!
Evil in the night
Shuns his 50 watt light
But it doesn't have far to go
You might not think it's big
To become a guinea pig
Until she bites you on the toe
OW!
(Air guitar solo! Take it, Zach!)
Nowrnowrnowr, nowrnowrnowr
Nowrnowrnowrnowr, nowrnowrnowr
Nowrnowrnowr, nowrnowrnowr
Nowrnowrnowrnowr nowrnowrnowr
Nowrnowr
Nowrnowrnowrnowrnowrnowr!
(Magenta, your turn!)
"…………."
(Magenta?)
"…………"
(You know, you keep rolling your eyes around like that; they'll fall out someday.)
"……….."
(Fine, next verse!)
Magenta and Zach, Zach Attack
Like hamster nummies for a snack
She tried them once, on a whim
The one who eats them by the bagful is him!
"Dude, they rock with milk!"
Oh, that crazy Zach!
Magenta and Zach, Zach Attack
Always have each other's back
Keeping each other safe from harm
"Try petting my head and I'll break your arm!"
(Oh, NOW she sings)
They're so cute together,
Magenta and Zach Attack!
Now it's time for our song to end
Let's say goodbye to our friends
So for now we'll sit and pout
Until Sky High 2 comes out
Hey Disney,
Get off your freaking butts!
(Thank you, and good night!)