Early update! It's Oktoberfest everyone! Wecome to the Oktoberfest version of TNTWI (The Night Tristan Went Insane)! I hope you like this chapter as much as I had fun writing it!
I've been doing lots of reading, which has put me in a hyper mood to write. WRITE WRITE WRITE! I don't feel like responding to my fabulous reviewers because popcorn awaits me, but:
The Mad Writer- You own False Memories, don't you? Kaibaman's out of the way. He really is a GX character. But Seto's one of my more favorite ones. I'm not a fangirl of him- but I'm most like him (surprised?). Really, everyYugioh quiz I take makes me Seto. I made up my own quiz, and I was Seto. I did my quiz at random and I was Seto. It's weird. Anyway, I've missed 2 episodes of GX, but it's Judai versus Kaiser. You probably have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm not sure if I do. Anyway happy Oktoberfest! (Next time I'll look at your review while I'm writing)
SilverMageChione (typing the really name takes too long, and popcorn...)- Thanks for reviewing so early! Of course, I'm not actually looking at the review whjile typing this (I have read it) so HAPPY OKTOBERFEST! By the way, If it weren't for Anzu, there would be no chartouse pendant thingy to throw at her!
Chapter What Number was it Again? Oh yeah, Chapter 10: Special Oktoberfest Edition!
WITH SETO KAIBA---
Finally after 4-6 weeks of long awaited delivery, which due to certain threats came 4-6 weeks earlier, Seto's package had come! Yes it had taken nearly forever! But now it was here! Hooray!
"Finally, now I no longer have to be Kaibaman to get my revenge that will taste better than honey roasted peanuts!" Seto shouted to no one in particular. Slicing through the box with a spork, the package's contents sat there in its wondrous beauty! Finally we will figure out what Kaiba has ordered!
JUST KIDDING, BACK WITH TRISTAN AND DUKE---
"YG better finish up soon," Tristan grumbled.
"Hey guys, do you know what time of year it is?" asked the AC of Doom.
"No," answered Duke from inside.
"IT'S OKTOBERFEST!" The AC said, twirling around on its corner. "So I decided to send out a mad lollipop to attack/ maim/ bring your friends to Munich to celebrate it there!"
"What does this have to do with the plot?" asked Leaf.
"I don't know! Let's go!" Tristan executively decided.
"Oh great," Yugi said. "Another distraction when my POOR HELPLESS friend is stuck in a terrible situation! What am I going to do?"
"You're going to be attacked/ maimed/ brought to Munich by a mad lollipop!" answered the Ac of Doom whose insanity was only outweighed by Tristan's who is the legal owner. Guess it rubs off. Anyway, a large purple lollipop shot through nearby bushes, attacking/ maiming/ bringing them to Munich in a matter of 5,464 seconds!
WITH SERENITY AND RYO---
"Finally, we are at the steps of our first subplot mission," Serenity said to Ryo in front of Alistar's (better known as Amelda in Japanese) door. It had taken a long time to get to his door, mainly because they had no idea where Alistar lived and spent many minutes being frightened by crazy neighbor-type people who were not part of the Tribe and were just there to be complete idiots. Not that the tribe members weren't complete idiots.
"We've finally found it," Ryo said with relief. "It took hours and almost all of our sanity, but our terrible slaving; we can now open this door and have the great satisfaction of a job well done. No, nothing can spoil this minute!"
Serenity sighed. "When will you learn? Now we're cursed." And sure enough, a purple lollipop came and attacked and maimed them all the way to Munich.
BACK WITH YG AND REBECCA---
YG and Rebecca were on a plane to go to the International Dateline. On the weirdo excessively large LCD that airplanes have, urgent news was being displayed.
"Folks, something terribly drastic has happened!" the annoying news lady said. "We're going straight to Munich where the trouble is, where our reporter is being forced to report!"
There was a switch, and suddenly a starved, dead looking reporter came onto the screen. "Help me you people, FOX news has enslaved me and they only give me food when I report and I'm so hungry HELP!" the reporter screamed.
"Now, don't make us have to shock you again!" an off stage voice yelled. "Honestly, there has to be a better way to get reporters than this…"
"Anyway," the reporter said looking at something dangerous off-stage. "Here at Munich where the Oktoberfest is being held, the top European leaders of the world are discussing about moving the International Dateline! We bring you inside LIVE!"
The screen switched to inside a meeting place type thingy room. Some European leaders were sitting along- England, Germany, Luxembourg, Finland, and France- Everyone had an English translator except the English speaking ones- England and I think Finland (let's just say Finland speaks English)- and France because no one wants to be a French interpreter.
"So," the German interpreter began, "Germany wishes to move the International Dateline to Munich, so we can party with the Oktoberfest for an extra day. Any objections?"
"No not really, I'm a jelly donut," said the English guy, who was making a paper airplane that said "BUSH STINX! KENNEDY 4EVER!" on it. Oh yeah, did I mention he happened to be President Kennedy's reincarnate?
"Well, if you give me a couple billion dollars…" the Luxembourg guy said. Suddenly a fat wad of cash appeared out of nowhere. "GERMANY HAS THE LINE!"
"I want pie," said the Finnish guy. "And pretzels. And I'm going to the Oktoberfest. So fine."
"Je ne comprends pas ce que vous dites!" the French guy said, which translates to "I don't understand what you're saying!"
"Sold!" said some random judge who clearly had been on Ebay too much… and put 786 too many scoops of coffee in the ol' pot today. "Back to the reporter! I'll be a ballerina someday!"
"So you see, if you are pointless, lifeless insignificant Yu-Gi-Oh! Or rather Yuugiou! Duel Monsters character heading for a quest to the old International Dateline, you might as well hijack the plane and turn it to Munich!" The reporter reported.
YG looked at Rebecca. He got up. He hijacked the plane. The plane went to Munich. When Rebecca and YG landed in the Oktoberfest, a large purple mad lollipop came and attacked/ maimed them, since they're in Munich anyway.
BACK WITH TRISTAN AND DUKE AND LEAF AND YUGI AND THE AC OF DOOM---
"Hmm, I wonder why Oktoberfest is called Oktoberfest if almost all of it is in September," Yugi said aloud as Tristan tried to convince some poor guy at a tent that he was old enough to drink beer.
"Really, I'm uh- what's the drinking age in Germany?" Tristan said unconvincingly.
"Sechzehn," the guy replied. That means 16, and Tristan is 16. It's almost too bad Tristan can't speak German.
"Yeah, I'm really that age! Come one, just slip me one! No one's looking! I'll give you a big tip!" The poor, harassed German guy sighed as the unnaturally loud Japanese in reality/ English speaking congested for an entire series in 4Kids' sick world, continued to yell at him for something he could have.
And of course a random 4Kids dubber materialized next to Tristan. "Hey you can't have beer!" he yelled at Tristan. "I mean like in One Piece we're going to have to totally edit this scene out!"
"Not if I can help it!"
Everyone turned to see Kaiba, bazooka in hand with a package dragged behind him.
"I'm not going to let you destroy anime!" The bazooka flared up, ready to blast the dubber away!
"Ah ah ah!" the editor said, wiggling his disgusting, anime-hating finger in front of Seto. "No guns, Seto. We wouldn't want the kids to get ideas. Or actually be good dubbers for once." With a twitch of the dubber's finger, the bazooka was paint edited, leaving nothing but the dreaded-
Hand gun-
That's right. Kaiba's expensive and supremely illegal weapon was gone like that! And as a replacement, he got the evil pointy index finder of terrific demise. Everyone is so scared, WoOoOoOoO!
"NOW PREPARE TO DIE! I MEAN BE EDITED!" The dubber laughed his head off like the maniac he is, shooting his Anime destruction LASER straight at poor Kaiba-kun! He was hit, GASP!
Seto shrunk to the ground. But he came up, laughing like a maniac that he actually isn't. "FOOL!" he yelled. "You used that on me years ago to prevent any character development or actual accuracy in the show! You messed me up so bad; I'm no longer even affected! You're dead!"
"Uh-oh," the 4Kids dubber said as Kaiba summoned his Blue Eyes White Dragon onto the field. Of course, a real one P
I'm sure you guys can take it from there on what happened (wink, wink).
WITH SERENITY AND RYO---
"Hey Serenity, I'm starting to feel my sanity come back!" Ryo said excitedly as the two continued walking through all of the tents. But Serenity wasn't paying attention. She was thinking about world domination.
"Maybe the Oktoberfest is the place to start," Serenity thought aloud. "Yes, a large group of people I can gather to brainwash and join my army. And then we'll take over the world with no one to stop us at all…"
"Serenity?" asked Ryo.
"…And yes, that pretzel stand will be perfect in achieving my goals…" Serenity kept thinking.
"Hey, is that Seto?" Ryo said pointing to Kaiba who was laughing as the Blue Eyes was doing whatever your imagination desires to that evil, evil thing that I refuse to call a person.
"… Of course, SetoxSerenity fics will aid in the rest of the- Oh, it is Seto," Serenity said, coming out of her other side of the cosmos.
"And there's Tristan! And Leaf! And Yugi! And the AC of Doom!" Ryo ran up to them excitedly. "Hi guys!"
"Hey, shouldn't you be on your mission?" asked Tristan.
"Well, since we were attacked/ maimed/ brought here we decided to stick around," Serenity said.
On the other side, YG and Rebecca were going up to see what had happened to the 4Kids dubber. Suddenly YG tripped.
"YUGI Gasp!" gasped Rebecca.
"Let me guess," YG said. "My foot and leg has turned chibi?"
"That is correct!" the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire host said, with The Price is Right theme song in the background. There was some confetti, dancing, and then YG got up.
"It's worse than I thought, YUGI's relation," Rebecca said. "We have to revive those British Elk with YUGI! But now, let's go to YUGI and see if he knows how."
Rebecca ran up to Tristan with YG. Yugi promptly screamed.
"GRANDPA! YOU'RE TURNING CHIBI!" he yelled
"Hi guys, and especially you YUGI, we need some help!" Rebecca yelled before launching at Yugi.
"You mean for your little 'problems'?" asked Duke from the AC of Doom.
"Well duh, but we need to revive the nonexistent British Elk in order to duel Tea," YG said.
"Well, I know how to do that," Yugi said, pulling out his alchemy book. "Remember, I'm part Goth, but my nerd side prompted me to research spells and was having a sale. Let's see, page 42, reviving nonexistent British Elk…" Yugi flipped to it. "Okay, here we are:
Ye revival of ye nonexistent British Elk requires thy summoneers to perform an alchemist's most daring move- thy cockerel chicken or rooster danceth. Meanwhile, there should be 67,572 persons EXACTLY in attendance of watching. Sprinkle with pepper and blend until smooth. Now, start up your Game Boy Advance's Pokemon Ruby game. Fly to Litteroot, I repeat FLY, DO NOT WALK AS THIS WILL MESS UP THE GLITCH (I mean alchemy thingy). Walk 6 steps east exactly away from the first trainer from Petalburg. A wild Haunter will attack. Now speaketh ye primordial old words: Anzusavestheseriesandyouknowitandithurts. Bake for 8 minutes at 345 degrees or until golden brown. Now save the game. IF YOU DON'T DO THIS YOUR GAME WILL CRASH AND YOU WILL LOSE ALL SAVED DATA. Now walk, not fly as it will crash your game, to Petalburg while ye consumeth ye unsightly ugly dough made item, allow to cool for five minutes and serve immediately.
Alchemy for the Practical Goth would like to thank: Shakespeare, Martha Stewart and Nintendo for their generous contributions to this spell. No gel pens were hurt in the making of this book. DOLPHIN SAFE FOREVER!"
"Well, what are we waiting for YUGI?" asked Rebecca. "Let's go beat the YUGI-Stealer!"
"I'm stolen?" asked Yugi. But Rebecca was already running to the field where exactly 67,572 people were. And everyone else followed.
"Hey guys,' Kaiba said. "What about my revenge? You were going to see my terrible thing that would assure me victory! Guys?" But they were too far away to hear our poor Seto-kun. So instead, Seto Kaiba ate way too many pretzels to try and fill his depression and disappointment.
And so it went. YG and Rebecca did the Chicken dance, put pepper in a blender, played Pokemon Ruby, said AnzusavestheseriesandyouknowitandithurtsYUGI (or that's what Rebecca said). They baked, they saved, they ate ye ugly dough (pretzels mmm…).
Then a cube appeared from the sky, saying FROM: HEAVEN, TO: YG AND REBECCA. And the Elk were allowed for the first time since before the Romans to run free like the graceful creatures they are, happily forever! Just kidding. They were all shot to extinction in two minutes. C'mon, you think people actually care about the Earth?
Suddenly, Tea came, riding on a broomstick. "Hello, my pretties," Tea said. "Did you know I'm the world's greatest alchemist?"
"I thought Emannael was," Duke sad from the AC of Doom.
"From GX?" asked Tristan. "But I heard he's just a rip off of Edward Elric…"
"I don't know, the authoress doesn't watch Fullmetal Alchemist!" Tea snapped. Well, she's right. "But I'm here to duel!"
"So am I!" Rebecca shot back. The entire world GASPED!
Gasp.
"What? The authoress finds it impossible to fit YUGI in every sentence, and this is becoming too YugixRebecca-ish, as if it isn't already," Rebecca said. "Besides, I can't fit YUGI in every frinking move I make."
"Whatever," Tea said. "I summon my monsters with the power of alchemy."
"And I use a duel disk…" Rebecca said. She slipped in her deck. "DUEL!"
And so the exciting duel of Oktoberfest is about to begin!
It really is Oktoberfest, and since it ends tomorrow expect a new chapter VERY soon. Happy Oktoberfest to any German readers, and to the non-German ones too. By the way, I'm not German, I'm half South Korean, living here in South Korea, but they have German I here and well, Oktoberfest is in the curriculum :) I did some research: the German drinking age is indeed 16 for beer and wine to my knowledge, and what the French guy said is accurate to my knowledge. The reason the English guy is Kennedy's reincarnate is because, once upon a time, Kennedy went to Germany. He wanted to help his campain. He wanted to say he was from Berlin (Berlin). But due to some messy assumptions, he ended up telling all of Germany that he is a jelly donut (Berlinia). Hehehe...
Not much else to say except: http/i2. is the link to my first .gif animation EVER. If you can't read the text, my mission is complete!