Final Fantasy is an RGP...
Hi guys! I just found out Oktoberfest ends on the 9th, not the 3rd. Oops. Oh well, this fanfiction hasn't made any sense from the minute I started it...
Oh well. Ryo Bakura will answer my reviewers:
Atem's Queen- Now, if you only believe you can, then you will be able to! Thanks for your continuos reviews!
The Mad Writer- Oh a mushroom? I'm honored. I hope you like this chapter, even though I don't think I could ever become a big part in the attack on the attack on anime (why'd they give me a British accent 00?).
SilverChaosMageChione- I don't, the authoress doesn't watch Full Metal Alchemist... All she knows is that there's some guy named Edward Elric in it and he wants to become a master of alchemy, something like that. I'd love to be a jelly donut! Then everybody who's not already a fangirl would be in love with me! (Mmm... Chocolate emu)
SilverChaosMageChione- Rebecca is your new hero. What about me? ;; A shipper is a person who makes pairings. Some are actually somewhat sensable. Since Catapult Turtle knows many more Pokemon shippings... Kantoshipping is AshxMisty. That's somewhat sensible. Dexshipping is Ash's Pokedex x Misty's Pokedex. Misty doesn't even have a Pokedex. Sadly, 4Kids is going to slaughter the Pharaoh's Memories series, and then air it. I hope it doesn't sound like One Piece when they're done with it... Seth survives to help the plot line. Funny, isn't it?
Well, not much to say except STOPWATCH67! And GO TRISTAN!
Chapter 12: Pie for Lunch
"I won!" Rebecca said quite randomly, smacking some poor German kindergartner with a back scratcher.
"How are we going to get back to Japan?" asked YG. They were still walking through Munich. Doing something. That I don't care about. Or I'd put a long juicy descriptive paragraph on their every actions, pictures framing in your minds as quickly as possible as a rhythmic beautiful representation is played out. Okay not really.
Anyway, Tristan just shrugged as he wondered why he was being featured so little for being the MAIN character of this fan fiction. I wonder too.
That's when a rabid tour guide jumped from the bushes. He was holding a-
Gasp!
-A pen! There was no escape. How would they get out of this situation now?
Ryo screamed. Serenity muttered something about world domination. Rebecca smacked a kindergartner with a back scratcher. Duke screamed for other reasons. The AC of Doom fainted. YG wasn't paying attention. Leaf didn't care. Yugi was reading more of his spell book. And Tristan was thinking about pineapples.
None of which actually helped.
"I have you now!" the rabid tour guide yelled at the completely insane weirdoes. "I don't like you, so I wish everyone who came here to Oktoberfest would just go back to Japan. Poor innocent kindergartners."
That's when the powers of the Force lifted all of our characters and brought them back to where the in the name of nonexistent British elk they were supposed to be. And so:
MEANWHILE, WITH SERENITY AND RYO---
"You know what, the authoress must be feeling really cheap if we just somehow magically float back to the plot," Serenity said as she opened Amelda's door.
Inside were a bunch of packets of catsup, all stacked to the ceiling. There were candles barely lighting the room. "What kind of place is this?" asked a scared Ryo.
"You are on the ground of the Sacred Catsup Believers!" Amelda surfaced from the packets of ketchup.
"Is it a cult?" asked Ryo.
"No, it's a way of life."
"How many members do you have? Is it an army? Are they interested in my quest for world domination?" asked Serenity.
"Actually, the divine catsup gods have only chosen me so far," Amelda admitted.
"Catsup gods?" wondered both Ryo and Serenity.
"LE GASP! YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GREAT CATSUP GODS!" Lightening came out of nowhere and promptly missed them, shocking our favorite girl- erm guy Amelda to very small bits.
"Catsup gods…" Serenity repeated, suddenly interested.
"What did we come here for, again?" asked Ryo.
"Ryo Bakura, I remember it like it was yesterday…" Serenity began.
FLASHBACK!
"Mmm… Pie…" Serenity thought as she ate her pie for lunch in her elephant suit.
"SERENITY! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!" Ryo screamed in hysteria as he did the Lobster Dance from the Amanda Show.
"BAM! KICK IT UP ANOTHER NOTCH!" screamed some random Emeril impersonator.
"HEY you're not Hungarian!" Serenity screamed back. "How COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!" Serenity left to Rhode Island where she was never seen again.
END FLASHBACK!
"Hey that's not what happened," Ryo realized. "And I don't talk like that!"
"Mmm… Pie…" Serenity relished.
"THAT ANGERS THE CATSUP GODS!" Amelda said, getting struck by another bolt of light.
"I'm going to go play Pong in the lobby," decided Serenity.
"But we have to find out what color donuts Pegasus prefers!" Ryo whined.
"But they have 3D Pong," Serenity whined back. "Joey stuffed my CD-drive in my computer with red carrot sticks so I can't play it at home."
"Fine," Ryo said, courage flaring in his heart. "I'll do it then- I'll ask Amelda what color donuts Pegasus prefers all by myself." Le gasp! Character development!
"What color donuts does Pegasus like?" asked our favorite sane character to our favorite girl- erm guy.
"YOU HAVE ANGERED THE CATSUP GODS AGAIN!" Amelda yelled before getting struck with some more lightening, then being drenched by a storm cloud that happened to just form over her- erm his head because bad luck does that to you.
"What doesn't anger the catsup gods?" asked Ryo politely.
"The catsup gods approve only of catsup," Amelda explained, grabbing a bunch of catsup packets and rubbing on them whispering things that are certainly not appropriate for the targeted audience. In other words: AMELDA, SHUT UP!
"Catsup gods are angered," Amelda suddenly said, getting hit by more lightening.
"I just want to know what color donuts Pegasus prefers," Ryo said politely again.
"Forget the catsup gods, I gotta find a new cult," said a frizzled up Amelda.
A random blueberry cobbler fell out of the sky.
"ALL HAIL- THE BLUEBERRY COBBLER GOD HAS GIVEN!" Amelda immediately bowed, and was promptly shot with lightening.
"So what color donuts does Pegasus prefer?" asked Ryo, who was now beyond bored.
"If you get up and dress like a flagon while dancing to the Mexican hat song," Amelda said. "I just might tell you."
Bakura sighed as he was given his flagon costume. It reminded him of that time in 5th grade:
FLASHBACK!
"Welcome to Mrs.' Keanne's class presentation of The Bible, completely unabridged," the evil principal said as the poor, helpless kids were more or less thrown on stage. People threw popcorn at them for no specific reason.
"Okay, Ryo, it's your turn to narrate," Mrs. Keanne said to an incredibly adorable chibified version of Bakura-kun. After being sent, aka being chained against your will on stage, Bakura tried to begin.
"Erm, in the beginning, it's the beginning right? Well, there was God, no that's not right. UM UM!" Ryo was having a deadly Pokemon reaction to a girl with a fluffy Pikachu in the front row.
And then the penguins attacked. And everybody died.
END FLASHBACK!
"Hey, that's not what happened!" Ryo yelled. Hey, how can hear the narrator?
"THAT ANGERED THE BLUEBERRY COBBLER GOD!" Amelda screamed before getting shocked again.
"Can you please just tell me what color donut Pegasus prefers?" asked Ryo.
"He loves turquoise donuts!" Amelda yelled. "Hey why does the lightening only hit me when I say…?" He was shocked again.
"Well, I guess I'll go find Serenity and play pong!" Ryo decided as he skipped out of the room, leaving the blueberry cobbler god to frizzle Amelda into nothingness.
MEANWHILE, WITH SERENITY---
"Yes, my precious 3D generic rectangular prism with a happy face, KILL that penguin! Muhahahahahahahaha!" Serenity yelled.
"Woah, I won again," said the front guy who played poker with himself all the time. "It must be my lucky day!"
"Hello Serenity!" piped up Ryo. "Guess who knows what color donuts Pegasus likes?"
"Amelda? Pegasus? That front receptionist type guy?" asked Serenity.
"Actually, yeah…"
"Oh." Serenity said.
"I do too!" Ryo chirped and they were all temporarily happy. That's when the oysters came…
MEANWHILE, WITH TRISTAN, YG, DUKE, LEAF, YUGI etc---
"I won!" Rebecca said before hitting Tristan with a rice cooker (fully loaded).
"Hey, does anyone hear something?" asked Tristan. Yes, there was a little sound, a very small squeaking…
It came into view.
Its ferocious bulk. Its size. Its sheer viciousness…
"It's a dwarf hamster," YG managed to whisper. The dwarf hamster twitched its whiskers, ready to attack. No there's nothing worse than a dwarf hamster. They are communist, they are dangerous, and they are often armed. But it looks like 4Kids got to this little guy's gun…
"Guys, what are we going to do?" mouthed Yugi.
"Dwarf hamsters have poor eyesight," mouthed Rebecca. "Maybe if we keep still it'll pass us."
"GUYS WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" Tristan yelled. "I DON'T READ LIPS!"
The dwarf hamster attacked. But Leaf came between the two.
"NOOOOOO!" Duke yelled from the AC of Doom.
Leaf disappeared with the other hamster. She sacrificed her life to save theirs. Isn't that romantic? Tragic? Angsty?
If it is, then I'm just kidding. Leaf talked to the dwarf hamster because she can. The dwarf hamster nodded before narrowing its eyes and running off.
"Wow, Leaf what'd you tell it?" Asked Duke. Leaf snorted.
"I told it that there's plenty of human flesh at the 4Kids headquarters," Autumn Leaf said as smug as a bug under a rug, waiting for a human to creep closer.
"Oh," Everyone said.
"WELL LET'S HAVE PIE FOR LUNCH!" Tristan yelled again, crashing into the wall with his questionable sanity and returning with a couple thousand sundae pies. Mmm… Chocolate…
MEANWHILE, AT THE 4KIDS HEADQUARTERS---
"Recent news reports have shown that certain insignificant YGO characters are causing havoc all over the world," some reporter said on TV. "Officials are standing by. If you see any of the above, call your legal control type people. We are still waiting for 4Kids to give us the details." Then the screen switched to embarrassing pictures of Tristan eating an aircraft, Duke watching the Pharaoh's Memories Series, Serenity in a fluffy bunny costume for last Halloween, Rebecca whacking people with light switches, and YG stealing from donation boxes.
"What are we going to do?" asked Slifer.
"We're going to keep quiet and stop these guys by ourselves," Kahn replied. "We need the next jet to Japan. And we need to get new curtains."
MEANWHILE, WITH SETO KAIBA---
Seto ate another pretzel as he tried to find a stock he could hack into and control. He'd have to make back that ten billion dollars all by himself. He didn't regret anything. I mean really, pretzels are awesome, especially a fresh German one dipped in mustard.
Anyway, Seto looked at the package where his secret weapon was. No, he'd have to use it another chapter…
And soon the next chapter will come! WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo! Yeah. Stick around, I've got 33 reviews ;; Thanx guys.