Yu Yu Hakusho Christmas Carols – Amaruk Wolfheart
Spoilers: None.
Warnings/Pairings: None.
Notes: I don't know if as many people will know this song, but I amused myself with it. ;) A Hiei-centric song.
Song 7: Santa's Beard
"I wanna meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa
I wanna meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa
I wanna see Santa Claus, the real real Santa!"
He wants to meet ol' Santa Claus…
I took my brother to department store
He wanted to show Santa his Christmas list
He stood in line and he shook like a leaf
He's only five-and-a-half goin' on six
"Is it really Santa Claus, really really Santa?
Is that really Santa Claus, really really Santa?
Is that really Santa Claus, really really Santa?"
Hope he thinks that's Santa Claus…
I picked him up and put him on "Santa's" lap
And then he pulled the katana out its sheath
He yanked the band right on off his head
And in three eyes I could see dragon teeth
"You're not really Santa Claus, you're really not Santa
You're not Santa Claus, you're not really Santa
You're not Santa Claus, you're really not Santa!"
Hiei's just helping Santa Claus…
(Kurama, I'm not staying any longer! The bet's off! AGH! Get these disgusting little ningens away from me before I kill them all!)
Hiei's helping Santa Claus, the real real Santa
Hiei's helping Santa Claus, the real real Santa
Hiei's helping Santa Claus, the real real Santa
Hiei's just helping Santa Claus!
-repeat last stanza-