The Dangers of an Illusion

Prologue

He knew her. She was his mistress after all. He loved how she let her jet black hair hang loosely to her mid back, wearing nothing much to the imagination but sometimes a very virginal white nightgown. Inuyasha Taisho shifted uncomfortably as he waited for the long car ride to end. Days after work were just tiresome and coming home to a very bitchy wife wasn't something he looked forward to, ever. This was why he tried to avoid home as much as possible. Inuyasha loosen his crimson necktie as he slammed the door of the limousine.

Stepping out into the blacken streets of Tokyo; he let out a soft sigh. The only thing he didn't like about his mistress was she wasn't that—well bright. Actually, she was really dumb. He still had to figure out how she got hired at his company in the first place but in all actuality, he really didn't care. She was hired. She became his mistress, end of story.

But God, she was so du—stop thinking about it. As if there was a lot of room for conversations. The last time she attempted at stringing a sentence together, he asked-well told her that if she wanted to talk, the only thing she could talk about was love words with him in between her. Which finalized everything, she no longer attempted to talk and it seemed to make everything—well he liked it that way. Which made everything better.

But still, she had the most annoying habit of calling him 'Fluffy ears' and for the life of him, he wished she would stop. Yet, the last time he told her to stop she busted into tears. And it was the most humiliating site he ever seen, not for him but for her, yet he did feel a little bit embarrassed for himself, especially since they were dining--… and she was just so… She never stopped talking. Ever. It was like she ran on fucking batteries that never stopped working. And if it did, well that would be too soon.

Inuyasha nodded at the bellboy who held the door to his hotel with a smile upon his face. Damn workers. He rather not had them at all but it was rather unfashionable for somebody who had as much as money as he did to NOT have a helping hand. Especially at one of his hotels. Though, what he hated about having one of his 'helpers' there was they knew that he was cheating on his wife Kikyou and since they knew he had to pay them even more money.

Inuyasha began grumbling and continued to do so as he stepped into the elevator which led him straight to his penthouse room. He finally let a smile melt into his lips, he loved seeing his mistress. She knew what he desired, how to pleasure him in the oh so most delightful ways and—she was quite beautiful. It was a pity that she resembled his ice bitch of a wife but only slightly. Slightly, he had to remember that for he wouldn't get Kikyou mixed up with his mistress again. What was her name again--? Inuyasha furrowed his brows together as the door his penthouse swung open—oh yeah, Kagome.

"Awh, Fluffy ears!" Kagome squealed as she hugged him tightly, "I didn't know when you were going to get back and I was sooo worry about you and oh my god, you should've seen it, there was this girl and she was like parading around in her undies and I was like 'oh my god' and she was like, well I can't say what she said to me because it was a very naughty word and… Oh Fluffy ears, I was so mad and I missed you sooo much! "

Oh God, what a moron. Inuyasha thought numbly as he eased the grip of his mistress, trying to smile. He honestly didn't know why that girl even tried to converse with him. She was just so—don't say it, Inuyasha's mind warned.

"Kagome, didn't we have this talk already?" Inuyasha asked tightly as Kagome piped down, looking sad, "Oh no, baby, you can talk if you want but not now…"

"Why not now?" Kagome asked as she followed him inside, closing the door behind her, "I mean, I don't see a reason, Fluffy ears, are you mad at me? I don't want you to be mad at me because then you will go back to that bitch of wife and leave me here all alone to—"

"Kagome." Inuyasha began rubbing his brows together, sitting down on the couch. Did she always see it was a must to talk? Especially when she talked about nothing. He honestly wanted to ask her what was going through her mind but then she would probably take that totally out of context and begin blabbering about what was happening in her life, which would probably result to 'why did butterflies exist' and-- Oh Lord, he rather not ask, "Sit down."

"Why?" Kagome asked, twirling her black hair.

"JUST DO IT!" Inuyasha growled as Kagome let out a small 'eek' before immediately sitting beside him, "Come here."

"Why?"

"Kagome." Inuyasha warned as Kagome let out an 'okay', crawling towards him, "Just take off your clothes, this won't take long. I got to go home to my insignificant other in a few hours."

"Fluffy ears," Kagome whined, "Why are you being such a bully? You're being so mean and it makes me wanna cry?"

W-wait? Was that a question?

"I rather not be called that, at least, not right now." Inuyasha countered as Kagome began pealing off her beige nightgown.

He smiled coyly, fingering her shoulders, watching her undress herself. This was what he loved most about her. Her silence. In fact, he really loved her silence. If only that happened all the time because if it did he probably be willing to divorce his wife--

"Fluffy—I mean, Inuyasha, umm, I was kind of wondering if—" Oh God, just get to the point and stop torturing yourself, Inuyasha mused to himself as he looked intently at Kagome, who was beginning to unbutton her bra, "If, well if would call me Super Ka-Go-Me."

This is one of those times where I wish I could be magically transferred home to my wife. At least she doesn't ask stupid questions or make stupid requests like Super Kagome. Oh God.

Inuyasha pulled her into his arms, "Super Kagome?"

"Super Ka-Go-Me. Just like that. Say it, Inuyasha."

"Let's not talk anymore." Inuyasha suggested.

Kagome agreed, smiling contently, tugging on his pant's buckle. He let his eyes droop, watching Kagome out of the corner of his eyes who was kissing his bare chest. Inuyasha's eyes shot to a low beeping sound, which seemed to distract Kagome as well. Kagome jumped out of his arms, staring towards a little spot towards the open-bay balcony.

"I'll get it!" Kagome said abruptly, swiping the 'alarm-thing' off of the table.

She crinkled her brows together, licking her lips as she began messing around with it. Inuyasha squinted his eyes-it looked like a—he continued squinting until he realized it was a pager. What? I thought she said couldn't work one of those things. He leaned against the leg of the couch, staring at Kagome expectedly as she began pulling on some decent clothes, picking up some of her belongings while she done so. Multi-tasking, since when?Inuyasha questioned, still watching Kagome in motion.

"What are you doing?"

Kagome sputtered before mumbling, a suspiciously sounding "What does it look like I'm doing?"

"What?" Inuyasha demanded as Kagome widened her eyes.

"Oh, Fluffy—oops I mean, Inuyasha, well um… my mom… umm…" Kagome looked around, darting her eyes nervously to the side, finally picking up her black purse, "My mom's… having… umm… my mom's having… a baby? Yeah! She's having a baby!"

"What?" Inuyasha asked completely uninterested.

"I mean, oh, oohhh, that says from mom?" Kagome looked confused, "Ooohhhhh, my cousin's having a baby. Wow, they should try to make things more obvious for a mind such as mine."

That doesn't even make sense, Inuyasha thought closing his eyes, "Whatever. I'll see you tomorrow."

"Of course, bye Fluffy Ears." Kagome said sprinting out of the door.

"Idiot." Inuyasha said out loud as he picked up his briefcase.

Now he could finally go through the paperwork Naraku wanted him to look at.

Kagome rolled her eyes as she began stalking downstairs. Her brain was hurting bad. Extremely so. Acting dumb was probably the hardest thing Kagome had to do and that idiot Taisho believed it, full heartedly. She couldn't believe the stupid stuff she had to say just to make her look unsuspicious when he caught her lurking around. Super Kagome, Kagome thought, what the Seven Hells was I thinking? Oh yes, trying to turn Inuyasha off for we didn't have to have sex. Kagome pulled her hair into a ponytail before stepping to the black car that pulled up. She stared at her friend Sango Yang who was giggling uncontrollably, clenching her stomach while doing so.

"Ha, ha, very funny." Kagome said dryly, pulling off her tape microphone, "I really don't find anything funny pretending to Inuyasha's mistress is not funny. It's exhausting!"

"Oh God, Kagome you're so believable. 'Call me Super Kagome,'" Sango mocked, "You should see the tape of this, too!"

Oh, Dear Lord, shoot me.

"Don't think so." Kagome mumbled, looking slightly annoyed.

"In all seriousness, did you find anything?" Sango asked.

Kagome sighed, leaning her head against the window, "It would see that he keeps everything in a safe. A locked safe."

"I wonder why he'd do that, Kagome doesn't even know comprehend the basics of basic math how in the hell is she supposed to open a safe." Sango joked as Kagome shot her a glare.

"I wouldn't know, frankly I don't care, stupid bastard." Kagome cursed as she stared out into the streets, "I still can't believe he didn't recognize me from—"

"He's an idiot." Sango said firmly, looking a scrap piece of paper once the car stopped, "Miroku Houshi, oh this is too easy."

Sango pushed a waddle of clothes into Kagome's face, while beginning to undress. I can only guess what this is, Kagome thought dryly, glancing at a pair of skimpy hot pink set of undergarments. Her head felt like it was about to explode and dancing on poles were not a way to end a headache. It was bad enough that she had to act like an idiot for almost fourteen hours of the day; she had to be a stripper too. Kagome pushed the thoughts out of her mind, thrusting herself out of her regular clothing.

Which wasn't much; it was just a flimsy suit that made her presentable at the Inu no Taisho headquarters, which was where she worked at. At least where she worked at undercover. She was still who she was undercover, Kagome, no last names. Never a last name. A last name was traceable, while a face wasn't. Undercover, she was Kagome, a secretary who worked at the Inu no Taisho Headquarters, she was dumb, extremely so, didn't seem to comprehend the fundamentals of anything, and was sleeping with her boss Inuyasha Tashio.

That did her a lot of good; it made everything accessible to her and everything inaccessible to him. She made sure that he missed almost all of his important late night meet ups, which was with Miroku Houshi or sometimes Kouga. But it was good because if he remembered those last night meetings, he would run into Kagome, which was something she DID not want. What? For she have to explain to him why she was there and break everything down into kindergarten language. She hated running into Inuyasha because every time she did…

Kagome closed her eyes, stepping out of the limousine. She frowned slightly at Sango, who was pulling at her indigo undergarments. This was why Kagome hated her job sometimes—

"Ready to go?" Sango asked doubtfully.

"Yep."

The skimpy clothes that she have to wear is unbearable!

What are Sango and Kagome up to? This is not supposed to be a really humorous fic but you'll see why Kagome is pretending to be an idiot and why they are wearing skimpy undergarments to meet up with Miroku. And as you guessed it, it has to do with one man… one very evil man… Naraku. Still writing Take Me on a Chase. Ideas just pop up into my head like its funny. Don't own the characters, own the plot.