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I'm back with chapter three! Praise me people! Man, this stories been really fun to write. I love writing idiotic things n.n! Don't forget to review after you read it. Thanks .
Chapter Three
All that morning, Alex had been overjoyed with the fact that one; she got to eat breakfast on a PLATE of all things, two; Sasuke's cooking was WAY better than the grubs that Itachi fed her, and three; Sasuke was taking her somewhere. Oh the joy! A date! For Sasuke and Itachi! She hadn't planned for Sasuke to slip a rope around her neck and drag her along behind him though, but she figured she had to take the bad with the good.
On another note, though, Sasuke was still sour over the night before, and it had taken pleading eyes from Itachi to actually make the food. And, once he'd set it in front of him, he'd mentally cursed in the question of why he'd just made a breakfast for his brother. Maybe losing it was in the Uchiha genes.
So now, Sasuke had decided to drag Itachi to his team meeting with him. It had seemed the obvious thing, seeing as Itachi's hand had been lingering very close to the draw on his dresser that contained his embarrassingly pink feather covered diary, complete with pink feathered pen. He'd made a mental note to burn it later.
Dragging Itachi had been literal, seeing as all the insane Uchiha had wanted to do was destroy the newly built ice-cream shops and ice-cream stands. Itachi had then spotted half a dozen things that he'd wanted to look at, (including the unhygienic male toilets), and in the end, Itachi had to be dragged kicking and screaming like a child.
Of course, Itachi caused a lot of commotion. Like; "Well now. Sasuke's finally caught his brother.", "Ooooo. Mummy, can I have one too?" and "Oh my god, hide all the Ice-cream!"
By the end of it all, Sasuke had had quite enough. And the first thing that Kakashi said didn't help either.
"Sasuke… did you have to bring that thing with you?" Kakashi asked, leaning against the tree, with Sakura and Naruto at his feet… along with Tsunade looking very board, leaning against the other tree. By the looks of things, they'd predicted that Sasuke would bring Itachi with him.
"So…" She muttered, watching Itachi with a rather blank look, as he looked around for anything suggestive. He found a tree and an acorn, but his eyes passed over two mating squirrels. "This is the Itachi that turned up on your doorstep."
"Yep." Sasuke said, now speaking over a hysterically laughing Itachi, "… He just randomly turned up and… BROTHER WILL YOU SHUT UP!"
Itachi paused momentarily, looking over to where the group was situated, along with Sasuke who was looking very dangerous. He promptly started to laugh hysterically again. Sasuke twitched.
"Well then." Tsunade said, now speaking into a mega phone, "I think that Itachi's completely lost it. He's no longer a threat to all the world, he's just an insane teenager bent with stress and the love for his-" at the word 'love', Itachi glomped his 'brother' again "- brother. See? Isn't that sweet, Kakashi?"
Under Kakashi's mask, a devious grin appeared. "Aw. Look at the two love birds."
"Why that little…" Sakura muttered, glaring daggers into Itachi, who was now rubbing his cheek up against Sasuke's, "Who does he think he is? This means war!"
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"Yo. Itachi. Why aren't you helping?" A pissed off Sakura asked, strolling over to where Alex, still looking like Itachi, was tied to a tree on a rather short piece of rope.
"Eh?" He asked, blinking. Trying to pull himself free, but rebounded back onto the trunk.
"I want to talk to you about Sas-"
"I HAVE AN IDEA!" Naruto's voice suddenly screamed over the top of everybody, and he waved his stick (that had a Can on the edge – team 7 had been assigned a rubbish duty for that day) in the air. The stick was fashioned in the same way as the stick that Itachi used to feed Alex, and she was temporarily mesmerized by it.
Unfortunately, that excelled into her jumping up, biting on the rope until it released her (resulting in a swearing Sasuke – that rope had cost him $5) and jumping at the can, that in true animation style, now looked – in Alex's eyes – like a hunk of meat. Naruto moved it out of the way just in time, and that avoided the stick sticking straight into the older Uchiha's skull. Sasuke was not impressed.
"Weee, I caught a fishy!" Naruto sang, now sitting on top of a branch that overhang the place that they were cleaning. Alex, still looking like Itachi, was hanging onto the can by her teeth and waving her feet in a fish like manner.
"Naruto!" Sakura snapped, pissed off that her 'talk' with Itachi had been interrupted. "Hurry up and finish what you were going to say!"
However, Naruto was too distracted with the fact that Itachi was hanging from his stick by his teeth… oh… if only he had a camera…
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"Itachi, do you really have to go to this length?" Kisame asked, tilting his head as he followed Itachi into the Fox's apartment by sliding the window open. Itachi had been on a camera frenzy all day, having had a suddenly disturbing dream about Alex, dressed like him, trying to seduce Sasuke. He wasn't taking any chances with the idea that they could get a photo of him like that.
"These are the last cameras in Konoha, Kisame." Itachi replied, stoic as usual, he collected all 357 cameras from Naruto's apartment and used Katon: Housenka no Jutsu to incinerate the camera's into nothing but ash.
Kisame sighed, rummaging through Naruto's fridge, while Itachi swept the ash under a randomly placed mat, and then dragged the mat over the charred floor boards.
"Kisame."
Kisame looked up, swallowing the fish he'd been chewing. His arms were completely full of ramen.
"We had better go before somebody smells the burning."
"Right." Kisame stated, placing all but 57 cases of Ramen back into the over packed refrigerator.
As the pair left, they didn't notice one lone camera in the side of Naruto's scroll-shelf.
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"Naruto!" Sakura screamed again, trying to get the blondes attention. It was still failing, probably due to the fact that Itachi was now trying to tug the can off the stick with his hands.
"Let me help."
"S-Sasuke-kun!" Sakura squealed. Sasuke had decided that enough was enough. Older brothers were supposed to be embarrassing, but this was just… too much.
"Itachi."
Itachi twitched momentarily, his eyes turning towards Sasuke. He promptly released the can, dashed over to Sasuke, and enveloped him in a gigantic hug, rubbing his face against Sasuke's cheek. "Now, what were you saying, Naruto?"
"Huh? Oh! Right! After we finish the mission, lets all go to the hot springs!"
"The hot springs?" Sakura asked, tilting her head.
"Yeah! The ones with the bamboo fence that separate it, so that we can all talk and stuff! It'll be fun!"
The group paused, and nodded. Itachi included.
It was only afterwards that Alex realized that she had to be Itachi in the bath as well. Which meant bathing with men. But that also meant… she'd get a birds eye view at…
To be continued.