Disclaimer: Once again, all I own is. Me. Me. Me. Anybody got the paperwork for Itachi? I pay good nn;
Hello! This is the last chapter of Uchiha Confusion... man, I hear you all going; "Awwwwww! It didn't even reach 10,000 words!" And then I can hear me replying; "Awwwwww! I'm working on a sequel", which really has nothing to do with the story... but hey. The sequels going to be called "Hyuuga Obsession". Can you guess which Hyuuga it's going to be based around? n.n
Anyways, for now, please enjoy the last chapter of Uchiha Confusion. Toodles! (xDDD Toodles sounds like Poodles.)
Chapter Eight
This is it. Sakura thought sadly, In that draw is some kind of weapon or poison or something… Eh? That doesn't look like a weapon! Sakura blinked, completely bewildered with Itachi approached her.
"Join me for a game of Chinese checkers?"
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"Chinese… checkers?" Sakura asked, dumbfounded. "I thought… you were…"
"Going to kill you?" Itachi said, sighing, settling himself down on the floor. Sakura followed suit, sitting in front of him – better to just play than die. "Well, I very well would have, but then the $500 I payed to come here would be wasted, so I'll kill your pieces on this board instead."
I'd better not tell him that I got here for free. Sakura thought, But, I'll be damned, this place really works!
Two hours later…
"Right. Now that I have that out of my system," Itachi said, now packing up the game. Sakura had lost miserably against the genius. "Take me to were the stand in is."
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"Is there anything else Itachi is going to try to eat?" Lady asked irritably, holding up her already chomped notice board out of the reach of Itachi's grasp.
Sasuke and Kakashi were looking rather embarrassed. Itachi had been trying to eat everything. Chairs, bookcases, doorknobs, everything. It was also causing them a lot of annoyance. Finally, Itachi resided to chewing on the leg of Sasuke's chair.
"Alex."
The whole group blinked, turning towards the doorway, where Sakura and… another… Itachi… were standing?
Sasuke automatically stood up quickly, causing his chair to fall forward onto Alex's hand. Dramatically, she attempted to pull it free, but to no avail.
"Itachi-sama! Help… me…!"
All glances turned towards where Alex, still looking like Itachi, was trying to desperately remove her hand.
"Lift the chair up, you dipshit." Itachi advised sarcastically. Alex did just that, and Itachi turned to leave, Alex skipping along behind him, followed by Sasuke and Kakashi.
Lady and the class watched as the door shut behind the group. I… don't even want to know.
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"I don't get it." Sasuke said irritably, looking back and forth between Alex and Itachi, trying to figure out which one was real. "Why are there two…?"
"Neh, neh, Itachi-sama," Alex suddenly piped up, "aren't you proud of me? Didn't I do such a good job being you? Look! Sasuke and you are closer than ever!"
When Alex released the henge no jutsu, Itachi sighed, and he said in a sickly sweet voice; "Oh Aleeeeex, come here."
"Okay!" Alex said, grinning overly hyperactive and innocently, she skipped over to where Itachi was, not noticing the looks of horror on Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi's face.
Itachi promptly whacked her over the head.
"OW! Itachi-sama, that hurt."
"That's it. We're going home right now, young lady. And you're going straight to your cage!"
"Waaah! Itachi-sama! That's no fair!" Alex whined, now being dragged by the ear by Itachi. Both of them turned the corner and went out of sight.
"Well wasn't that the strangest sight you've ever seen?" Kakashi asked. All three were trying to get their heads about what had just happened, although Sasuke was feeling a little empty.
Of course, the Uchiha Brothers had learnt one thing from this misplaced adventure: Some people never change.
END
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Omake 3: The Trip Home
"That's it. We're going home right now, young lady. And you're going straight to your cage!"
"Waaah! Itachi-sama! That's no fair!" Alex whined, now being dragged by the ear by Itachi. Both of them turned the corner and went out of sight.
I ended the story rather abruptly, because I was… actually… getting kind of bored writing it. Things can only be really hilarious when Alex is Itachi without Itachi around, so that's why the last two chapters were kind of… dead. Itachi, of course, has no sense of humour what so ever, and thus he didn't really contribute anything to it. Anyways, thank you for reading my second Fanfiction mini-series. To thank you, I've written another omake…
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"And then, you know what Sasuke did? He ran and locked himself in the toilet, it was so funny Itachi-sama!" Alex laughed, grinning hyperactively as she struggled to keep up with the irritated Uchiha. After all, you'd be irritated if you'd just wasted $500.
"…"
"And you know what else? I discovered that you two were MARRIED! I really didn't know you swung that way. It really surprised me. You know what else, Itachi-sama? I destroyed like 100 Ice-cream stands while I was there! I knew we could rule the world with Ice-cream, didn't you? I know you did, well at least, I know I did, but that's not the point…"
Doesn't she ever shut up? Itachi thought, stopping momentarily at a stream. They were now safely out of the fire country, so he figured it was alright to slow down. Alex stopped too, looking happily at the water.
"I WANNA CATCH A FISHY!"
"It sounds like you had fun." Itachi said offhandedly, "Tell me, did Sasuke even attempt to kill you?"
"No… he saved me a lot though! First it was from drowning, then from falling off a cliff, then from rat poison…"
Each time Alex listed something that Sasuke had saved her from, Itachi felt a knife go through his very soul.
Then, a very scary thing happened. Alex turned around suddenly and demanded; "GIMMEE A HUG!"
"W-What?"
"A HUG! Itachi-sama, can I have a hug? Can I please, can I?" She then propelled herself at the braced Uchiha, only to get a mouthful of dirt.
"What… are you on?" Itachi spluttered, now holding Alex off by a palm to the forehead.
"Well…" Alex paused momentarily, thinking, "They did have Red Cordial at the lunch table…"
Itachi paled. "SPIT IT OUT!"
"Huh?"
"SPIT IT OUT RIGHT NOW!" Itachi grabbed Alex and swung her around, using her own finger to press down the back of her throat, bringing up everything she had for lunch. "Few." He said after she had successfully thrown up all of the red liquid. "That was yet another crisis averted."
Again, thank's a bunch for reading! And look out for the sequel n.n!